Why don't we step beyond this size/girth bullshit and go to water displacement?

It's not especially hard (hehe) to measure the volume of something.

I vote that the new totse penis measurement standard is the volume of erect penis not including balls.

Just because I think it would be fun. If a mod makes the poll I shall measure mine, right now I'm too lazy to get erect/find a measurement vessel.

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flatmate: "rabbitweed why are you taking the measuring cup into your room?"

me: "uhhhh..."

that, and good luck one finding the right length. if it's too short, you're fucked, if it's too long, you're fucked.

I can imagine a lot of threads about people with penises stuck inside measuring cups coming up.

Make sure your hard on is as big as it can be, BEFORE inserting it.

Without balls? I thought that the vagina had three holes, one for the penis and two for each testicle

Good point, cold water will screw up a measurement really fast.

I am so confused...

Why not just use a ruler to measure the length of your penis?

I measure my dick every couple of days now that I have a girlfriend.

6.25 inch. 5.8inch girth. 16 years old. FYI I get laid.

Idiot.
The whole point of this thread is to go beyond length and girth. We're talking about volume here.

Way to steal my fucking idea.

Remember! If you're disappointed with your size, measure from further back!

16 years old. FYI I get laid.

I'd rather not get any than be so insecure I have to bring it up on the internet like I'm some fucking superhero for it. You're pathetic and too lost in your "achievement" to even notice it. Good job

Fucking kids

7.5 inches wut?

Then can we take density?

Specific heat capacity? (ouch)

Pressure of expansion?


Then you can have all sorts of information to envision our pen0rz with. BTW OP, I think you might be gay.

hmmm... I feel that Conductivity should be a category as well.

Efficiency.

(Calories in semen / Calories wasted jerking off)100%

Gravitational potential energy.

Acceleration.

Rate of beta electron emission.

Other formulas in the back of my physics book.

hmmm... I feel that Conductivity should be a category as well.

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Your going to have to get your friend to measure the grad. cylinder at eye level at the meniscus.

Good fucking luck.

Solution: Use a digital camera to take a picture, then look at the picture to solve meniscus issues. Besides, why not just start with a full container of water, insert penis, remove, measure water volume lost?

Conductivity is important in case you fuck a robot.