She told me she has been quote...

"puking all day no period boobs hurt peeing alot"

We last fucked on March 17th. I came in her and she had birth control.

Is she fucking with me or am I screwed?

Oh...and she said she will abort if so...just...how can i be ok knowing i had a kid and it died....

It isnt a kid. It is as much a kid as everytime you wack off.

Just don't be fucking stupid, and wear a condom. Dumbass.

Abort it.

Oh? Explain.

Just don't be fucking stupid, and wear a condom. Dumbass.

Well I know that now. And I don't have a time machine to do such a task. Dumbass.

Abort it.

She will....thank god.

She's most likely just lying to you.

Oh? Explain.

Sperm is alive is it not? Sperm has the ability, given the right conditions, to eventually turn into a child of yours. Every time you wack off, you are killing potential children. What is different from that, and a slightly fertilized egg?

She could be lying....she is a very evil bitch....

Right now I've calmed down and thought about it....so now I'm basically trolling her and pretending im stressed out as fuck...

Hopefully I'll see what she wants from this soon.

Keep it cool she definitely could be playing you, right now, if you don't know what to think, don't come to any conclusions.

My only other piece of advice is if it does end up that she's pregnant, and there's very large doubts about that, you have to find a way to prove it, aborting isn't so bad. It happened to me, and now she's pregnant with someone elses kid. It sucks but, really, if you don't let yourself think about it too deeply you'll be fine.

Sperm is alive is it not? Sperm has the ability, given the right conditions, to eventually turn into a child of yours. Every time you wack off, you are killing potential children. What is different from that, and a slightly fertilized egg?

...A "slightly" fertilized egg is like being "slightly" a thermonuclear bomb.

Sperm is alive is it not? Sperm has the ability, given the right conditions, to eventually turn into a child of yours. Every time you wack off, you are killing potential children. What is different from that, and a slightly fertilized egg?

I agree with this guy.


Unless you're one of those fucked up 'every sperm is sacred' assholes, dont sweat it.


Anyway, she's your EX.Why the fuck should you care if she's pregnant or not? She's not your problem anymore. Forget about the bitch, buy a new phone, delete her number.

A 'slightly fertilised egg' is a lot different than a sperm or unfertilised egg, for obvious reasons.

Sure, if you abort early then as far as Im concerned, no harm is done. It is, however, a potential child wheras shooting your load into the sheets isnt exactly what you would call a few hundred thousand lives lost.

wheras shooting your load into the sheets isnt exactly what you would call a few hundred thousand lives lost.


It is, in theory.. Sperm is alive.It may not have intelligence beyond it's one goal in life, but it's still alive. In the same way a fertilised egg is alive, but has the same lack of intelligence, senses or ambition.

It's a slightly warped mindset, but if abortion is evil, then is not removing a cancerous tumour evil?
It's something that's living inside your body and off the nutrients of your body. It is to an extend a living organism. And it shall be removed with lots of screaming and blood and torn tissue in much the same way a baby will..










If you were still dating this girl, then ofcourse you'd have some serious responsibilities. But she's your EX! Do you know how many people she's probably shagged since you?

It's probably a cry for attention/money/benefits. Ignore it.

A 'slightly fertilised egg' is a lot different than a sperm or unfertilised egg, for obvious reasons.

such as?

What did the astronaut say to ground control just before his rocket blew up?

Abort!

such as?
One without the other is useless. Both are there in order to work together to create life. Therefore the fertilised egg, the result of the sperm and the egg meeting, has potential wheras either the sperm or the egg, without the other, is simply wasted carbon.

If she's trying to get you back? If you sleep with her?

Switch to strictly BJ's/Anal. No V-work at all. :) Treat her like a guy. She'll get the messsage.

Tell her to fuck off and stop talking to you. Call the cops if you have to, get a No Contact Order, that way she goes to jail if she tries to talk to you. That's the path I'm going towards right now.

It doesn't matter, true or false. You're not going to become a father, so chill out.

Anyway, she's your EX.Why the fuck should you care if she's pregnant or not? She's not your problem anymore. Forget about the bitch, buy a new phone, delete her number.

dude.. its HIS kid

BTW this thread is filled with stupidity

Also IF it is true, why would you want to abort it? im not against abortion or anything, but dude.. thats your child..

I think he'd find it pretty fucking difficult to get a no contact order because she sent him one text message telling him something pretty important that she thought he should know. She's hardly harrassing him is she?

I got an extra coat hanger around here somewhere.....

dude.. its HIS kid

BTW this thread is filled with stupidity

Also IF it is true, why would you want to abort it? im not against abortion or anything, but dude.. thats your child..


..So?

and how can you be sure it's his?


And why would it matter?

Regardless of if it's *his* kid or not, it's HER body. End of story, basically..

..So?

and how can you be sure it's his?


And why would it matter?

Regardless of if it's *his* kid or not, it's HER body. End of story, basically..

I like how you think.


THOUSANDS of my POTENTIAL CHILDREN DIED on your DAUGHTER's FACE last night!


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THOUSANDS of my POTENTIAL CHILDREN DIED on your DAUGHTER's FACE last night!

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I think we have seen the last of those whiny ass bitches crying about fertilized eggs.

Someone should have aborted you. Honestly, fess up to your actions, and don't run from them like a little kid.

if it was March 17 she would have had at least one period by now, and if she just msgd you about it on May 5 she is lying as she would have missed the period before


pregnancy is a hit or miss kinda things, you don't get a little pregnant

She is a manipulator and just trying to mess with your head. Get her back, go along with it and in three weeks tell her you love her and have sex with her again.

potential children are not children, and just think about it this way: if it was actually conceived and "born" 200yrs ago it would've most likely died anyways.

One without the other is useless. Both are there in order to work together to create life. Therefore the fertilised egg, the result of the sperm and the egg meeting, has potential wheras either the sperm or the egg, without the other, is simply wasted carbon.

incorrect logic.

1) The sperm has potential to become, with an egg, a bunch of cells

2) In the same way as those bunch of cells have potential to, when mixed with oxygen and nutrients, become a larger bunch of cells.

going the other way:

- the protein in your body has the potential to become sperm

- the steak you eat has the potential to become protein

- the cow has potential to become steak

- the grass in the field has the potential to feed the cow.

Thus, the mowing of grass should be banned, because it has the potential to make babies.

incorrect logic.

1) The sperm has potential to become, with an egg, a bunch of cells

2) In the same way as those bunch of cells have potential to, when mixed with oxygen and nutrients, become a larger bunch of cells.

going the other way:

- the protein in your body has the potential to become sperm

- the steak you eat has the potential to become protein

- the cow has potential to become steak

...

Thus, the mowing of grass should be banned, because it has the potential to make babies.

...and when I get arrested for trying to make babies with a cow, I'm blaming you. :p

what the fuck is wrong with her, msg'ing you something that important over the comp or in a text

- the protein in your body has the potential to become sperm

- the steak you eat has the potential to become proteinetc...

The protein which has the potential to become sperm also has the potential to become other things. The sperm only has one purpose

Not including making your mom choke...

a) Thats irrelevant. If you mow the lawn and burn it, it served no purpose, when it could have made babies or taken part in countless other useful functions.None of its purposes were used.

b) The egg and sperm combined have only one purpose, the sperm alone has only one purpose. So how come you're ok with wasting sperm but not eggs and sperm after they have been fertilised? Remember that originally you didnt care about wasting sperm unless they were fertilised.

Thats not the best argument on my behalf so I will try again:

Sex has two easily justifiable purposes: Fun, and procreation. If you are having sex for fun, you dont want a baby. So why the hell not stop a bundle of cells that are not self concious, and can feel no pain from becoming concious? If you are having sex to procreate then offcourse you dont abort - thats illogical. But runing your life and possibly the babies requires a damned good reason, and 'potential' doesnt cut it. 'The baby would be in pain during the procedure' would cut it, but offcourse I'm talking abortion before that much time has passed.

Also, a toyota prius has one real purpose: be more efficent. That damn well wont stop me engaging stealth (silent) mode and running over blind people though .

See what I mean? 'potential' and 'purpose' are weak arguments. Theyre not really relevent unless you come up with a damn good way to link them in. A kid may have the potential to become a millionaire. But if it would make his life hell to do it, and it would wind up reducing the net positive experiences in his life, would you think its humane to force him to slave away every day of his life to acheive it?

I wasn't arguing against abortion, simply splitting hairs.

1. Abort (icepick works well)
2. Refertilize (maynaise canon)
3. Repeat (you'll get good with the iepick)
4. ???
5. i forgot when I took the xanax last

6. Profit.