So after 18 years of me being alive it finally happened. Honestly though i dont care too much.

The funny thing is that my girlfriend was banging her head to her Ipod with her cloths on while I just decided to jack it.

Odd situation.....anyone else experiance this? How long does it take for something like this to blow over?

lmfao!!! thats too fucking funny lol. expecially with your gf, maby you mean your hand idk, but no i havent had to experience that...YET!

Ouch.

Several times by now.

Who cares, thats what they get for not knocking.

Who cares, thats what they get for not knocking.

QFT

...and fuck minimum text lengths.

Lol she probably won't mention it.

Did you squirt it in her eye & did your girl laugh?

The only time I was cought was by one of my step-sisters freind when I was 16. It was late and I thought everyone was asleep, so I decided to check out some internet porn. I had a video going and she burst out the door spontaniously. I tried to put my dick up and close the video as quick as I could but there was just no way I could do it in time. For some reason it didnt bother me. The next day she acted like nothing happened and theres no awkward vibe between us or anything.

Moms are a different situation. However, a mother will still be a mother and love you just the same. Someone you dont know very well probably just think your weird or a pervert.

happened to a kid in my school exccept his parents were really strict and they took his computer away until he gets to college

You were with your girlfriend, alone in your room, and you decided to fap?
What the fuck?

:)


fuck the minimumlengthbullshit -.-

Never been caught, but came close to it.

HAHA I love how your GF was just casually listening to music as you whacked off in front of her. Did she even acknowledge what you were doing?

You were with your girlfriend, alone in your room, and you decided to fap?What the fuck?

Perfectly normal in a comfortable relationship. You feel like fapping? Girl feels like listening to music? No problem.

Perfectly normal in a comfortable relationship. You feel like fapping? Girl feels like listening to music? No problem.

That's what rape is for.

That's what rape is for.

But rape is for sisters, cousins, kids you are babysitting, not people you actually care about.

Who was it that jizzed all over their moms shirt?

Was it mr.t1000?