Me and my woman were foolin around and she gets out a condom and puts it on me and starts rubbin her puss on my wang and im like i think it's time.

When I first started out I thought I was going to blow right away but I went slow and really got into it and ended up going for about 20 minutes then I decided to see if I could choose when I blew it and I could. It was really nice. I thought I wouldn't be able to go at all or go to soon but it was almost like I could turn it off till I was ready.

So when I started to go I pulled it out and she pulled the condom off and I shot it all the way up to her face and all over her tits. I never shot a bigger load in my life.

Just thought I would share my story.

Happy now?

Sweet.
Totse doesn't really care as a whole, though. But good job.

based on how you told your story, i have decided you shouldnt have sex, as that might cause you to pro-create. and i just dont want your genes to continue on....

I don't want kids anyway.

based on how you told your story, i declare it more likely that you didnt even get inside her before blowing but decided to make up this story to try to pretend you lost your virginity.

go do it right.

I don't want kids anyway.

Great! But you entirely missed the point of his post, further strengthening his beliefs.

Word brotha.

whatever you say. i just tried to make my story an actual story unlike alot of threads that just say i lost my virginity discuss

Me and my woman were foolin around and she gets out a condom and puts it on me and starts rubbin her puss on my wang and im like i think it's time.


"...And then she put her panties back on and said 'Haha...Just fucking with you...I wanted you to think it was time!'"

Dear Christ...You thought you were gonna get some when she's gloved you and is rubbing her fanny on your cock?!?!

Jeez.

inb4lawk

So who's the lucky fella?