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#1
 2007-05-05, 02:12
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Nigger stole my bike!
No, I'm fucking serious, goddamn nigger stole my bike. I just went into Kroger to get something, and when I came back it was gone. Not sure if the dude was black or not, but that doesn't make a shit bit of difference.
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#2
 2007-05-05, 02:15
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
well niggers have to live up to their rep... you know the KFC drive-thru requires a vehicle.
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#3
 2007-05-05, 14:14
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
All my life, I've never been prejudiced against any individuals or groups (except for the pack of uneducated kidiots in PD, maybe, not counting a very few there). I've never even had a thought of prejudice, but prejudice can still reach out to you through the words and actions of others; it can rub off on you anyways.
For example, a long time ago, my then best friend and I (who is black) decided to go get our school schedules for the following year. We met at the school, and I left my bike unlocked at the door, since it was so early in the morning. He had walked over from his house.
When we came out of the school, my bike was gone. I said, "Son of a bitch! Some nigger stole my bike!!" Immediately after the words were out of my mouth, I looked straight into his eyes and said, "I didn't mean you." He said, "What do you mean, 'you"? I said, "Well, 'you', as in like 'you're not like them.' " He says, "Who's them??", and looks at me with a very strained face. I said, "Those niggers out there!", hoping this would vindicate my position. Not.
My best friend just stared at me for a frozen moment, then walked away and left me standing there, and even though I called after him, again and again, apologizing, hoping he would come back, he didn't, and he didn't even look back once.
Owned. I had not only lost my bike that day, but lost my best friend as well, for good. Who knew what kind of battles we could have won together against the world? I guess we'll never know.
The moral of the story... you can be a bigot, and an ignorant scumbag, sure, but you will only lose for it at the end of the day.
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#4
 2007-05-05, 14:18
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
nigga stole nigga stole my bike
nigga stole nigga stole my bike
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#5
 2007-05-05, 16:37
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
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Originally Posted by -SpectraL
All my life, I've never been prejudiced against any individuals or groups (except for the pack of uneducated kidiots in PD, maybe, not counting a very few there). I've never even had a thought of prejudice, but prejudice can still reach out to you through the words and actions of others; it can rub off on you anyways.
For example, a long time ago, my then best friend and I (who is black) decided to go get our school schedules for the following year. We met at the school, and I left my bike unlocked at the door, since it was so early in the morning. He had walked over from his house.
When we came out of the school, my bike was gone. I said, "Son of a bitch! Some nigger stole my bike!!" Immediately after the words were out of my mouth, I looked straight into his eyes and said, "I didn't mean you." He said, "What do you mean, 'you"? I said, "Well, 'you', as in like 'you're not like them.' " He says, "Who's them??", and looks at me with a very strained face. I said, "Those niggers out there!", hoping this would vindicate my position. Not.
My best friend just stared at me for a frozen moment, then walked away and left me standing there, and even though I called after him, again and again, apologizing, hoping he would come back, he didn't, and he didn't even look back once.
Owned. I had not only lost my bike that day, but lost my best friend as well, for good. Who knew what kind of battles we could have won together against the world? I guess we'll never know.
The moral of the story... you can be a bigot, and an ignorant scumbag, sure, but you will only lose for it at the end of the day.
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...The story of how you had your heart broken by your first love, how sweet.
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#6
 2007-05-05, 16:41
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
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Originally Posted by -SpectraL
All my life, I've never been prejudiced against any individuals or groups (except for the pack of uneducated kidiots in PD, maybe, not counting a very few there). I've never even had a thought of prejudice, but prejudice can still reach out to you through the words and actions of others; it can rub off on you anyways.
For example, a long time ago, my then best friend and I (who is black) decided to go get our school schedules for the following year. We met at the school, and I left my bike unlocked at the door, since it was so early in the morning. He had walked over from his house.
When we came out of the school, my bike was gone. I said, "Son of a bitch! Some nigger stole my bike!!" Immediately after the words were out of my mouth, I looked straight into his eyes and said, "I didn't mean you." He said, "What do you mean, 'you"? I said, "Well, 'you', as in like 'you're not like them.' " He says, "Who's them??", and looks at me with a very strained face. I said, "Those niggers out there!", hoping this would vindicate my position. Not.
My best friend just stared at me for a frozen moment, then walked away and left me standing there, and even though I called after him, again and again, apologizing, hoping he would come back, he didn't, and he didn't even look back once.
Owned. I had not only lost my bike that day, but lost my best friend as well, for good. Who knew what kind of battles we could have won together against the world? I guess we'll never know.
The moral of the story... you can be a bigot, and an ignorant scumbag, sure, but you will only lose for it at the end of the day.
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your friends a fucking idiot. and you are a fucking girl for writing that. lynch the both of you, someone should.
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#7
 2007-05-05, 21:31
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John Q. Adequate 
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
So the OP didn't actually see who stole his bike, but the general consensus is that it was a black man. Because black folks are known for stealing bikes? And this seems reasonable?
Shit, we have a town a bit North from me, where more than half of all people (some 300.000) ride bikes. The region is flat as a pancake, not an uphill street to be found.
The town is also all-white, except for maybe a dozen students from various African countries, who study at this big Agricultural University. Guess what, they came here for the academics, not for bike thievery. Instead, normal white kids from financially stable families will take your bike just for the hell of it. I've seen them pop open a combo lock in 5 seconds flat.
Stealing is not race-predisposed. Accept it, haters.
That being said, I like this song:
"Niggaz wanna try
Niggaz wanna die
Niggaz wonder why..."
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#8
 2007-05-05, 21:46
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
...The story of how you had your heart broken by your first love, how sweet.
Not everything in life is related to you and your father. You need to understand this. So you have a loose asshole now... is that everybody else's fault?? Heck no!! Now go back to bed you silly, before father wonders where you went to.
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#9
 2007-05-05, 21:49
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
you're friends a fucking idiot. and you are a fucking girl for writing that. lynch the both of you, someone should.
Man, you fucking twelve-year olds need to get a dictionary or something. For the hundredth fucking time, it's you're, not your.
Also, use periods and commas where they belong, instead of abusing their use. Glad to help. What grade did you drop out in anyways? I'm curious.
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#10
 2007-05-05, 22:03
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John Q. Adequate 
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
Not everything in life is related to you and your father. You need to understand this. So you have a loose asshole now... is that everybody else's fault?? Heck no!! Now go back to bed you silly, before father wonders where you went to.
Don't get caught up in the bullshit. Your story sounds honest, and if it is, there's a lesson to be learned. You put it very well:
The moral of the story... you can be a bigot, and an ignorant scumbag, sure, but you will only lose for it at the end of the day.
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#11
 2007-05-05, 22:24
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
Don't get caught up in the bullshit. Your story sounds honest, and if it is, there's a lesson to be learned. You put it very well:
I can see you are one of the very few here who have genuine intelligence. All the power to you, man.
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#12
 2007-05-05, 22:47
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I can see you are one of the very few here who have genuine intelligence. All the power to you, man.
Thanks. If only people would change their minds about racial issues, just one person, I'd feel powerful indeed.
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#13
 2007-05-05, 23:08
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
Thanks. If only people would change their minds about racial issues, just one person, I'd feel powerful indeed.
As I'm sure you are aware, people resist changing their minds about racial issues because of fear. This is how they cope with something different than what they are accustomed to. Since it is different, and strange to them, they erect a shield of self-willed-ignorance and empty hatred around themselves and hide within it. So in being prejudiced against someone different than I am, I am only revealing my own true hidden fear and my insecurities about the other factors of creation I am unfamiliar with. Kind of a back-fire situation, if you ask me.
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#14
 2007-05-05, 23:44
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
As I'm sure you are aware, people resist changing their minds about racial issues because of fear. This is how they cope with something different than what they are accustomed to. Since it is different, and strange to them, they erect a shield of self-willed-ignorance and empty hatred around themselves and hide within it. So in being prejudiced against someone different than I am, I am only revealing my own true hidden fear and my insecurities about the other factors of creation I am unfamiliar with. Kind of a back-fire situation, if you ask me.
This is true.
But it's the 21st century, for God's sake - slavery is over, and racism should be done with as well. Science will explain the "factors of creation" if it has not already. There is no excuse for hating on other races, none whatsoever.
It used to be about religion, equally stupid in my opinion, considering that, for example, Islam is very similar in structure and philosophy to Christianity, which is in turn a lot like Judaism. Still, wars were fought over religion, and some still rage on.
Sad.
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#15
 2007-05-06, 00:03
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
I can see you are one of the very few here who have genuine intelligence. All the power to you, man.
Stop flirting and suck his dick already! Hoooo Yeah!
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#16
 2007-05-06, 00:09
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
Stop flirting and suck his dick already! Hoooo Yeah!
Probably a chimp, if it could type, would have produced something very close to what you just posted here. Were you aware of that?
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#17
 2007-05-06, 00:50
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John Q. Adequate 
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Stop flirting and suck his dick already! Hoooo Yeah!
I thought you skinheads were experts in dick sucking and ass burglary.
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#18
 2007-05-06, 02:03
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Waffle Stomper 
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I thought you skinheads were experts in dick sucking and ass burglary.
In that case your dad must be the leader. He taught you how to give head better than a big lipped nigger. Keep up the good work, faggot.
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#19
 2007-05-06, 02:23
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In that case your dad must be the leader. He taught you how to give head better than a big lipped nigger. Keep up the good work, faggot.
I see that you draw your insults from personal expirience. It's OK - no one here will judge you for being a homosexual. Wear that rainbow with pride, Stomper!
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#20
 2007-05-06, 02:45
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Waffle Stomper 
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
I suck dick better than the biggest lipped nigger in the word. I keep flirting with you Waffle Stomper, but you're obviously not getting the message. I'm gay and I want you lick your body up and down. I want to rub my fat jellyroll body up against you. Please accept the fact that I am gay. Will you please fuck my fat blubbery ass?
Eww, no thanks faggot.
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#21
 2007-05-06, 02:57
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
Eww, no thanks faggot.
Hey! I don't mind your homoerotic fantasies (in fact, you're the second person tonight to make advances to me on &T), but calling my ass fat is not only rude, it's downright untrue!
My ass is solid steel, man. I could crack a walnut with my glute muscles! So don't be hatin' on it just because you're not getting any, you con sarn homo.
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#22
 2007-05-06, 03:30
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
Eww, no thanks faggot.
Ya, you knob-gobbling, dick-licking, corn-holing, dick-fucking, cock-knocker.
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#23
 2007-05-06, 04:25
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
Man, you fucking twelve-year olds need to get a dictionary or something. For the hundredth fucking time, it's you're, not your.
Also, use periods and commas where they belong, instead of abusing their use. Glad to help. What grade did you drop out in anyways? I'm curious.
i made myself understood, no? you going after grammatical errors explains only your impotence of argument. and if you payed attention in english (high school, not elementary) you would understand i made no error in my use of punctuation.
it's sad that you have gone after a hundred of these mistakes, yet the obvious has not occurred to you, after all this time. oh well. maybe a hundred more and you will have an epiphany.
i dropped out in 10th. that being said, i am, and always will be, more educated and more intelligent then you. no matter how old you grow, no matter what pieces of paper you earn, i will always be looking down on you.
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#24
 2007-05-06, 05:43
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
That being said, I like this song:
"Niggaz wanna try
Niggaz wanna die
Niggaz wonder why..."
heres the rest of the lyrics
<i>[Chorus(2x):]</i>
Stop, drop, shut 'em down open up shop
Oh, no
That's how Ruff Ryders roll
<i>[DMX:]</i>
Niggaz wanna try, niggaz wanna lie
Then niggaz wonder why, niggaz wanna die
All I know is pain
All I feel is rain
How can I maintain, with madd on my brain
I resort to , my niggaz move in silence
Like you don't know what are style is
New York niggaz the wildest
My niggaz is wit' it
You want it? come and get it
Took it then we split it
You in' right we did it
What the you gonna do, when we run up on you
in' wit' the wrong crew, don't know what we goin' thru
I'ma have ta show niggaz how easily we blow niggaz
When you find out there's somemore niggas, that's runnin with your niggaz
Nothin' we can't handle, break it up and dismantle, light it up like a candle
just cause I can't stand you
Put my on tapes, like you bussin' grapes
Think you holdin weight? Then you haven't met the Apes
<i>[Chorus(2x)]</i>
Is ya'll niggaz crazy?
I'll buss you and be swazy
Stop actin' like a baby, mind your business lady
Nosy people get it too, when you see me spit at you
you know I'm tryin' ta get rid of you
Ya I know it's pitiful
That's how niggaz get down
Watch why niggaz spit round
Make ya'll niggaz kiss ground, just for talkin' clown
Oh you think it's funny then you don't know me money
It's about to get ugly, it dog I'm hungry
I guess you know what that mean, come up off that green
Five niggaz or a fiend, don't make it a scene
Give a dog a bone, leave a dog alone
let a dog roam and he'll find his way home
Home of the brave, my home is a cage
and yo I'ma slave til' my home is a grave
I'ma pull paper, it's all about the papers
Bitches talkin' paper then how they wanna us
<i>[Chorus(2x)]</i>
Look what you dun started,
Asked for it, you got it
had it, should have shot it
Now your dearly departed
Get at me dog, did I rip with this one here I flip
Niggaz know when I kick
It's gonna be some slick
What was that look for, when I walked in the door
Oh you thought you was raw, boom not anymore
Cause now you on the floor, wishin you never saw me walk
through that door, with that 4 4
Now it's time for bed
Two more to the head, got the floor red
Yea that nigga's
Another unsolved mystery, It's goin' down in history
Niggaz ain't never did to me
Bitch ass niggaz can't get to me
Gots to make the move, got a point to prove
Got a make'em grove, got'em all like ooh
So to the next time, you hear this nigga ryhme
Try to keep your mind, on gettin and crime
<i>[Chorus(1x)]</i>
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#25
 2007-05-06, 08:32
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
^ That's how we roll!
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#26
 2007-05-06, 08:56
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Not everything in life is related to you and your father. You need to understand this. So you have a loose asshole now... is that everybody else's fault?? Heck no!! Now go back to bed you silly, before father wonders where you went to.
How do you make these great leaps of homo idiocy? It's just amazing.
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#27
 2007-05-06, 10:11
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
How do you make these great leaps of homo idiocy? It's just amazing.
And here you'd thought he was just hugging you all that time, when he'd crawl in with you late at night, but then you'd felt that piercing pain in your butt all of a sudden, and I think you had an idea right there and then what was really going on. Am I right?
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#28
 2007-05-06, 11:25
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And here you'd thought he was just hugging you all that time, when he'd crawl in with you late at night, but then you'd felt that piercing pain in your butt all of a sudden, and I think you had an idea right there and then what was really going on. Am I right?
Sounds like you're speaking from experience. But as for me, sorry bud, you're off the mark there just a tad, seen as my daddy left when I was 18 months old and I haven't seen him since. Next?
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#29
 2007-05-06, 12:12
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
Hey! I'm a niggerfaggot and I am not afraid to come out of the closet.
Yeah, well maybe you should stay in the closet you stupid cock sucking nut slop chugging lardass queer. Give your dad a chance on the computer so that he can browse his nambla websites.
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#30
 2007-05-06, 15:27
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...my daddy ...
Enough said.
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#31
 2007-05-06, 15:48
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Enough said.
I thought as much.
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#32
 2007-05-06, 16:58
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Yeah, well maybe you should stay in the closet you stupid cock sucking nut slop chugging lardass queer. Give your dad a chance on the computer so that he can browse his nambla websites.
Your childish insults fade before my superior intelect. Please remove yourself from this thread now - better for you to keep quiet and be thought of as an idiot, than to speak and remove any doubt.
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#33
 2007-05-06, 17:54
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Re: Nigger stole my bike!
you know, i bet Shakespeare was racist. just a guess. he was overrated though, i liked macbeth, and henry V, but romeo and juliet sucked.
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#34
 2007-05-06, 18:10
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No way, I hear Shakespeare was into busty Latinas and really dug that thick ghetto booty.
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#35
 2007-05-06, 19:49
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Your childish insults fade before my superior intelect. Please remove yourself from this thread now - better for you to keep quiet and be thought of as an idiot, than to speak and remove any doubt.
No, you gtfo you little nerdy faggot.
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