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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add ACE_187 to your ignore list  
Old 2007-05-04, 15:51
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Default ATTN: everyone!!! i am an atheist

look at me!!! i am so cool, and different. i use science to try to explain things, while denying logic. i hate religion, i think you should have sex as much as you want (even though i'll probably be a virgin into my 30's). look at me!!! i have a really boring life, so i get on totse, and try to look interesting. all the christian bitch cheerleaders are always stepping on the back of my hot topic jeans, and the christian football players are always giving me swirlies, and sticking broomsticks up my ass. now prove to me god exist (but stay within the boundries of science) now tell me how cool and rebelious i am because nobody in real life seems to give a shit.
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Old 2007-05-04, 15:53
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Old 2007-05-04, 16:21
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I predict this thread being locked.
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Old 2007-05-04, 19:29
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haha, if this gets locked yours should too, it's the same thing. who's to say im not being serious lmao. this is how gay you sound.

and sorry jakketch if this is trouble, because you are a cool mod.
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Old 2007-05-04, 20:12
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You know, every so often I think "Hey, maybe the theists aren't as stupid as they sound and act. Maybe I've misjudged them."

Then someone posts a badly typed bitch-paragraph that sets up straw men and then tries knocking them down with emotionally driven arguments. That's when I know that I have understood them correctly... many of them really *are* that stupid.
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Old 2007-05-04, 22:21
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...I'm an Atheist
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Old 2007-05-04, 23:55
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I just read a holy prophecy. This thread will be locked. If this comes true the flying spaghetti monster is the one and only TRUE god.
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Old 2007-05-05, 00:19
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Originally Posted by ACE_187 View Post
look at me!!!
HAhaHA! Hey! Yeah! Look at you ... can't come up with a decent argument in favor of your beliefs, so you resort to bad theatrics and type useless text!

HAhaHA!

Look at YOU!
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Old 2007-05-05, 00:25
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But really.... I mean really.....
I understand what he was getting at.

"Omg u r so stupid, lol god in teh sky lololololocopter."

A lot of religion these days is turning to the belief that there's a limit to the human brain understanding the universe, that we'll never fully understand the mystery so why not humble ourselves before that, as god.
We push back the ratio of science and god, discover universes within atoms but in the end I think we'll be left with a mystery. This is where god comes in.
Have you read Hawking's theory of the universe? Are you a graduated physicist?
It's the prevailing trend to be atheist, a lot of people will spurt it, purely because they think the 'masses' are right.
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Old 2007-05-05, 00:46
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It's the prevailing trend to be atheist, a lot of people will spurt it, purely because they think the 'masses' are right.
The 'masses' just so happen to be the religious folks.

With the youngsters, sure it's a trend. And they'll go through a series of them before they ever really sit down and actually think about their core beliefs long enough to really get a grip on them.

It's only "popular" to claim a denial in the existence of God when you're an angsty teenager who is merely rebelling against your parents and the system.

As an adult, it's quite unpopular and quite against the "trend", considering that more than 3/4 of the world is religious. You take more flack from being an active atheist (if you even dare risk your professional and social life speaking out against the very trendy Christians), and you find yourself and your atheistic peers being very small fish in a very large body of sharks.

As an adult, there's a certain amount of social and professional liability that goes along with "spurting" out that you're an atheist. I contend that the majority of grown-ups who promote secular beliefs do so because they have a genuine agenda to set forth, one that they are confident in and secure enough with to risk being ostracized by their peers.

What ACE poorly described is a confused adolescent who is desperately seeking attention.
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Old 2007-05-05, 12:45
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i use science to try to explain things, while denying logic..

You should get killed for saying that.

Science goes hand in hand with logic, while religion is based of some old books written 2000 years ago.
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Old 2007-05-06, 12:24
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The last time I was asked about my religion was in the Army so they could stamp something on a dog tag. I find that no one gives a shit what I believe and I do them the same favor.
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Old 2007-05-06, 19:38
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You guys need to get your asses up to SG so you know when you are being trolled.
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Old 2007-05-06, 22:00
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Default Re: ATTN: everyone!!! i am an atheist

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Originally Posted by ACE_187
look at me!!! i am so cool, and different. i use science to try to explain things, while denying logic. i hate religion, i think you should have sex as much as you want (even though i'll probably be a virgin into my 30's). look at me!!! i have a really boring life, so i get on totse, and try to look interesting. all the christian bitch cheerleaders are always stepping on the back of my hot topic jeans, and the christian football players are always giving me swirlies, and sticking broomsticks up my ass. now prove to me god exist (but stay within the boundries of science) now tell me how cool and rebelious i am because nobody in real life seems to give a shit.


I'm an atheist who plays football and isn't a virgin...refrencing from obvious steryotypes makes this thread fail...
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Old 2007-05-06, 22:05
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Everyone's point is equally as valid as anyone else's. Understand this, and this thread because more ridiculous than ever before.
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Old 2007-05-08, 23:46
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I don't see why the fuck you guys even argue over things like this. What is the point.

Can't you just leave each person to there own beliefs/opinions without being complete fucking assholes and putting down people that don't believe the same you do.

Maybe they are reading books written from 2000 years ago? So what? Is that bothering you at all?

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Old 2007-05-09, 03:05
Surak Surak is offline
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"Maybe they are reading books written from 2000 years ago? So what? Is that bothering you at all?"

I'd love nothing more than to leave those clowns to their own devices, man. Problem is, a whole lot of those people seem to think that they can tell myself and others how to live based on whatever ass-backwards beliefs they pull from their 2000 year old book of fairy tales.

The whole "belief in something despite of existing evidence and rational thought is a virtue" thing that these people espouse is a serious problem, one that needs to be dealt with if we're to grow as a society and as a species.
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Old 2007-05-11, 21:21
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Originally Posted by shadowmartyr
I don't see why the fuck you guys even argue over things like this. What is the point.

Can't you just leave each person to there own beliefs/opinions without being complete fucking assholes and putting down people that don't believe the same you do.

Maybe they are reading books written from 2000 years ago? So what? Is that bothering you at all?

Fags


I honestly wouldn't give a shit at all if it wasn't for the fact that some of these people want to legislate their morality on me.
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Old 2007-05-13, 05:25
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i hate people that let everyone know that they are atheist and try to make everyone else feel like they are wrong. atheism is becoming a religion.
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Old 2007-05-13, 06:18
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Passive, "closet" atheism is about to become a thing of the past.

And it's about fucking time.

Apparently, that makes some people a little uncomfortable.
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Old 2007-05-13, 06:37
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Default Re: ATTN: everyone!!! i am an atheist

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Originally Posted by ACE_187
look at me!!! i am so cool, and different. i use science to try to explain things, while denying logic. i hate religion, i think you should have sex as much as you want (even though i'll probably be a virgin into my 30's). look at me!!! i have a really boring life, so i get on totse, and try to look interesting. all the christian bitch cheerleaders are always stepping on the back of my hot topic jeans, and the christian football players are always giving me swirlies, and sticking broomsticks up my ass. now prove to me god exist (but stay within the boundries of science) now tell me how cool and rebelious i am because nobody in real life seems to give a shit.


Congratulations!

Now go become an hero!
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Old 2007-05-13, 07:23
Pseud0nym Pseud0nym is offline
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Default Re: ATTN: everyone!!! i am an atheist

*Over P.A. system* Welcome n00bs and idiots alike to the totse zoo.

'Here we have a troll'

'Ohh' 'Ahh'

'Their scientific name is Petroleum Bullshittium

'Wow! I didn't know that'

'Please refrain from feeding the trolls'

Can we please lock this thread?!?!?!?!?!

OP: If you actually are serious, GTFO and read more of your fairy tales.
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Old 2007-05-13, 08:18
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Originally Posted by AngryFemme
Passive, "closet" atheism is about to become a thing of the past.

And it's about fucking time.

Apparently, that makes some people a little uncomfortable.


I'd have preferred theism and everything else go closet. Life is more interesting when you get to discover shit rather than have it slammed in your face.
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