I don't measure in cm for some reason. And have no penis!!! I'm screwed.

Special Concession to the lesbians among us. They may take a 'depth sounding' :P

2 cms fully erect.

Uh. I'm about 15-16cm erect. I'll just put myself in 15cm though.

Voters: 69. You have already voted on this poll

:o

8 Inches, so... 20 cm?

lmao me too... btw i have a theory, is ur penis always the size of "tip of ur thumb to tip of ur forefinger when u make an L shape with them"

thats how it is with me (18cm) and atleast 2 other people i know

I lol'd at the guy who only had a 12cm penis. That's 4.7inches.. LAWL. Tell me, is sex actually worth it when you've got the penis equivelant of a stump?

arx_

Uh. I'm about 15-16cm erect. I'll just put myself in 15cm though.



:o

15-16 cm ftw.

lmao me too... btw i have a theory, is ur penis always the size of "tip of ur thumb to tip of ur forefinger when u make an L shape with them"

thats how it is with me (18cm) and atleast 2 other people i know

Doesn't quite work for me but its not far off (finger span is 18.5 or 19 if i stretch painfully).

i mess up. i clicked 24 by accident..i mean to hit 21...i dont know cm

Uhh excuse me but no one uses centimeters any more. Where the fuck is inches?

I totally agree with the earlier poster.....Damn this Johnny Foriegner metric system, bring back the Imperial cubits and furlongs god-dammit, or failing that I will settle for "Whitworth" (how I love to confuse Americans)

I mean whats a girl to do......Times every mouthful by 2.54?

Maybe we should have a "how deep is your vagina" poll?

BTW Those extendable tape measures have very sharp edges and they zip back at a quite remarkable speed. Should have a government health warning on them.

5 INCH'S before I got the hooked end stuck on something....Perhaps I finally found my G spot.

*Limps to bathroom*

I'm hung like a Hershey's Kiss

It's almost a perfect gaussian distribution, look at that.

i am almost about 7 inches so i put myself down as 16cm's cause i dont know what the conversion is

HaHa....... Bell end......ding dong....aka "Leslie Philips"

Yep, if you consider it a gaussian distribution you can rule out some of the fake votes.

I just gave it to you, foolish child!.......2.54 CM = 1"

AF FTW!

Did you miss my comment on 'depth sounding'? ...I would prepared to allow it for non-dykes too.

Oh the hook probably just snagged on one of your cervical teeth.

AF FTW!

Did you miss my comment on 'depth sounding'? ...I would prepared to allow it for non-dykes too.

Oh the hook probably just snagged on one of your cervical teeth.


Meow!

*sharpens claws*

Meow!

*sharpens claws*

I wasn't being catty!

Cervical teeth are a fact and we adults here have a responsibilty to warn all the young american teenage virgin boys to be careful and protect their willies!

Remember boys, cervical teeth are sharp but they can't penetrate latex!

I wasn't being catty!

Cervical teeth are a fact and we adults here have a responsibilty to warn all the young american teenage virgin boys to be careful and protect their willies!

Remember boys, cervical teeth are sharp but they can't penetrate latex!

Sssssshush now! young American teenage boys are our favorite "my precious"

So naieve, so desperate!............so easily decocked.

i mean to hit 21...i dont know cm

ladeeda, you're the same as mine :)

Dude, if you seduce / anaesthetize a girl to the point were she will have sex with you, she's not going to laugh at your cock.

The primary user of traditional 'English' units is the United States. In the U.S.-influenced Caribbean countries, the U.S. customary units, which are similar to Imperial units based upon older English units and in part share definitions, are still in common use. The metric system (SI) has mostly replaced traditional units in other countries.

Oops. Idiot, get on with the times
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Metric_system.png
There's the list of backwards countries with ye olde system. At least you can spearhead the stagnation with Myanmar and Liberia. Totally awesome dude, getting on with the times is for fags like the French and almost everyone else in the world

ketch, you still fail at providing a converter site in the first post, link say http://www.manuelsweb.com/in_cm.htm , seems to work

#1) some of lousy yanks are freaking retarted!
Go to google and type in, " convert __ cm to inches" or learn the freaking metric system like everyone else!

#2) JACKKETCH!!!
JACKKETCH!!!
Just wanted to draw your attention to my question:
What should we do if our penis is curved?
Yes, my penis has quite a noticable curve, I admit it.
If I put the ruler on the left side it's around 5 inches and on the right it's around 6. WTF is up with that? I went half way and put 14cm.

Anyways, yeah...

15cm for me, but my pen0r bends upwards, although not enough to bother getting a tape measure out.


QUESTION!

When I was younger, as in 7 years old my dick was way longer than anybody else's I saw and it was double the girth of everyone's. Now I am almost 15 years old, and my juice pump is still above average but the difference is getting smaller every day.

Was i just an early bloomer, or was that an indicator of my futures size. BTW, apparently my dad's dick is quite large :/ embarrassing story there.

how would one go about measuring the depth?

Can we get it put in inches in parenthesis up there?

No (can't edit polls :( ). But I have been assured here countless times that americans learn the SI at school and are perfectly capable of using it.

clean, table candle (the long ones). It will deform/bend with the warmth a bit so then 'measure' it with a bit of string on it then measure the string (same goes to the lad with the banana cock)

Dude, if you seduce / anaesthetize a girl to the point were she will have sex with you, she's not going to laugh at your cock.

I've seen a decent amount of cocks and I've YET to see anyone whip out anything that made my 5.5" look small.

I would put most pornstars at 6.5-7".


Who gives a shit? Girls sure as hell don't. If you're packing 5" up they've got no right to complain. Their own damn fault for being slutty. If she's so loose she has the nerve to give you shit, give her shit right back for being such a loose whore. Talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth. Get your frame of mind in the right place and you won't give a shit. You kick ass and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. Buying in to their frame won't get you any bonus points.

No (can't edit polls :( ). But I have been assured here countless times that americans learn the SI at school and are perfectly capable of using it.

That's assuming that half of us actually remember it. They'll teach the metric system every fucking year, because our slightly-greater-than-ignorant peers decide it's not important. It's a little aggravating, especially if you already know it three or four times over.

10.6 cm. is that good or bad?

I guess it's normal enough for a flaccid penis.

I chose 17, which turned out to be the most popular one. I had to convert roughly from inches to centimetres totally from memory.

When i get it,I can gouge peoples eye out

I can't really believe those people who say they have 28cm

no wai

Also, people have to say where they are measuring from. You can easily add/lose an inch if you measure differently from others.

You are supposed to measure from the bottom, where your ball sack converges into your erection.

And ya, my 5.7-6 inches doesn't look very special compared to most porn stars, but mine is also quite skinny. I believe most "well hung" guys are around 8-9. I know a 14 year old who took a guy that was 11 inches when he was 18.

You are supposed to measure from the bottom, where your ball sack converges into your erection.

You're meant to measure from the base, where the shaft meets the body. Measuring from the balls is less precise since there's no clear ballsack-penis line.

http://www.mattersofsize.com/measuring-penis.html

"In non-medical terms, the penis length is measured in a straight line on the top side of the erect penis, from the start of your pubic bone to the tip of your penis."

http://www.answers.com/topic/human-penis-size

"Measurement of length goes horizontally along the top of the penis from the penis's base to the tip. If the penis is measured along the bottom or underside, the result is less reliable."

Otherwise I could place myself at more than 21cm, which just ain't right.

How is everybody else measuring?

I measured from pubic bone to tip.

"In non-medical terms, the penis length is measured in a straight line on the top side of the erect penis, from the start of your pubic bone to the tip of your penis."


Cant fat people just push the ruler into their fat then, and be measuring un-usable penis length?

Cant fat people just push the ruler into their fat then, and be measuring un-usable penis length?

Technically, yes.

I mean, if you think about it, those people are really sad, so.. if they're sad enough to push the ruler into their body to gain half a centimeter.. whatever makes them happy.

One time I measured my cock by placing currency along it while erect, then with a bit of research, discovered the diameter(?) of the currency(coins) and simply added it up. I figure that was an extremely accurate way to measure, and I came out to 5.7~ inches roughly. Lets all do that.

I'm a cool 5.5" I used to think I was one of the most unluckiest motherfuckers on the planet. But it really fucks with your mind when you watch porn and you start to think thats how your cock should be. If you have a cock like that, well more to you but most of us are in the 5ish range. Don't be fooled.

I guess it's normal enough for a flaccid penis. not penis length. vagina depth....

19 cm

fuck.

Metric system?

Honestly, what do you think I am, some kind of intelligent person?

I'm hung like Saddam

E: There's actually a nice sine wave going on there...

you are not suppose to measure from the bottom...

you measure from the pubic bone to tip. an you only push in as far as you would naturally go.

so fat people cant push in

I have been assured here countless times that americans learn the SI at school and are perfectly capable of using it.

Although, in the strictest sense, centimetres aren't an SI unit of length - metres are. So I guess I should measure myself as 1.7x10^-1m ... I think...

Nice to see I'm around the middle/plus-side of the apparent Gaussian distribution.

if you dont know how to do the conversion just use google. if youre 6 inches then go to google and type "6 inches to cm" and it will tell you exactly how much that is. no more complaining.

i am about about as exact 7 inch as you can get, which is 17.78 centimeters, so i rounded up. it probably would have been more fair for me to round down, but i feel like more of a man this way.

so fat people cant push in

Is there a single reason they wouldn't seeing the poll measures the average guy's size here? Being fat doesn't actually make it shorter, just lets you use less of it

Okay, so apparently I can't do metric conversions. It's okay, though, in America we use inches. I assumed 25 CM = 12 IN from the things that 'Ketch said, so I tried to even it out to about 7 1/2. I figured:
12/7.5 = 25/?

So, after some rough math, I figured it would be about 16/17. I didn't measure, but I did have the numbers from a very drunken night with my friends and a game of very not-cool strip poker. After a while of letting it bug the shit outta me I fucking googled it.

Apparently:
12/7.5 ft =/= 25/16 cm
And if I was going for the right answer, it would have been about 15, yes I did bother to do the math.

After a little bit of metric converting I found that 16 cm = 6 inches. I know I'm not six inches. So, I broke down and measured my penis, since I've came this far already:

I got the better half of the 7.5 inches.

So....
I got ~19.5 cm on the boner scale.

I felt like a fucking genius when I googled it to find:
12 inch = 30.48 cm.

Can I change my poll answer?

It's funny, we all post comments but noone has read any of them. It's like a high class dinner party, noone gives a shit about the noises the others spit out and just add to the cacophony themselves

Oh this tea is simply marvellous, don't you agree?

I have read every post in this thread.

fuck man i dont understand this here centumeter bullshit

google here i come

ok 17cm

Ohh looky there, its a bell curve.

Re the whole imperial / metric debate, I use metric for general measurements (e.g. how long is a table, how wide is that door frame) but there are certain things which you just fucking need imperial for:

Beer -- pints. Even in countries where the metric system is well established you can still ask for a pint and they know what you mean.

Height -- 6ft, 5ft10, 5ft2. These mean something, you can visualise these heights. Who knows what 180cm is? Fucking nobody.

Distance -- a mile is a mile, it takes 6-7 mins to run if you're in ok shape. 1km? WTF?

Dick length -- 6 inches is 6 inches. It's a milestone, as it were. 15 cm means sweet FA.

Next thing we know a minute will be standardised to 100 seconds. I'm all for metric but there are some areas in which inches, pints, miles etc. are so culturally entrenched that we would be losing something important if we changed.

fuck sake - retards - multiply by 2.5 to get cm

*shakes fist*

but i must say, miles an hour is the only way

are so culturally entrenched that we would be losing something important if we changed.

Please, you're just too stupid or unwilling to visualize 180cm instead of X feet or 15 centimeters instead of 6 inches. Don't try to play it as cultural heritage. It's like claiming letting women vote was losing a part of your history

Everyone understands pint because they made the fucking glasses fit that much liquid and named them pint glasses. Chances are, most people see the word as a container for beer, not a capacity unit

Please, you're just too stupid or unwilling to visualize 180cm instead of X feet or 15 centimeters instead of 6 inches. Don't try to play it as cultural heritage. It's like claiming letting women vote was losing a part of your history

Everyone understands pint because they made the fucking glasses fit that much liquid and named them pint glasses. Chances are, most people see the word as a container for beer, not a capacity unit

According to wikipedia, "Finland fully converted to metric in 1880" so perhaps you don't understand what I'm on about, eh? Presumably certain measurements in metric have long entered the cultural vocabulary of your country, e.g. 1kg of salted reindeer flesh might have some significance for a Finn where 1lb of meat does for a British person.

As I said before, I'm not against the metric system per se, more the idea that we should immediately abandon classic measurements that are part of our culture just to increase efficiency or whatever the argument is for metric. I believe these measurements are what Richard Dawkins called "memes". Look it up. Of course, 6ft tall has no inherent quality that makes it more valuable as a measurement of height than, say, 180cm, but 6ft tall has a cultural significance -- it is shorthand for tallness. Being taller or shorter than 6ft has a significance. 180cm or whatever the equivalent is on the continent is meaningless in my culture.

In time no doubt the prevalence of metric will erode and replace these with metric equivalents. I just object to attempts from above (ie the state or the EU) to artificially reinvent our culture along lines pleasing to bureaucrats who value homogeneity and efficiency above diversity and uniquity.

And I have no interest in drinking half-litres of beer.

Sorry for being off-topic. Back to penis length, then.

Classic! :D

im in the most popular size but im not sure thats anything to brag about

It's like claiming letting women vote was losing a part of your history.

No, but it was a DUMB move. Biggest mistake this country ever made.

No, but it was a DUMB move. Biggest mistake this country ever made.

*cough* takes 5th *cough*

Awesome! My dick grew since the last time it was measured

Converted from inches, 16.51, so 16.

fuck the metric sytem.

Mine's 20 centimeters long. The girl I'm with right now makes me wish it were a bit smaller because it's not hard for me to hurt her when thrusting. It makes me feel bad. Sex is supposed to feel good!

I measure by pussy line. Only fair way to measure. To the hilt(pelvis) still leaves the bottom inch or so that isn't going to penetrate just from lip drag.

Arguably you could count the bottom inch as clit stimulous but that's try hard IMO.

I don't know mine in cm. :(

Around 7 to 7.5 inches so i put 18 cm.

18cm :)

So don't trust it in all the way?

Random selection FTW!
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Average length in surveys where erection length was measured by another party or otherwise verified: 6"

Average length in self-reporting surveys: 7"

I read this factoid on some medical site. Judging by Totse, it's true. :D

It's the size of a million retards laughing at once.

What does it matter? If you can make a girl scream, and make a girl come, measurements mean shit.

someone has a little dick^^^

7'' maybe like 6 1/2'' or something

Sorry, I don't feel like converting to metric system.

WTF centimeters!?!?!

lmao me too... btw i have a theory, is ur penis always the size of "tip of ur thumb to tip of ur forefinger when u make an L shape with them"

thats how it is with me (18cm) and atleast 2 other people i know

Mine is
i was thinking that too

WTF centimeters!?!?!

Yep, welcome to the 21st century. We're sorry if you miss 'ells' , 'rods' , 'chains' and 'stones' too but you know... I miss the 'thou' form in English.

6.8 inches and growing ( 7 and a half if I don't fap for a couple of weeks).


Btw, I was wondering if dick size has any significance to how old you are.
(I'm within the 15-18 age group). I don't know if what I'm explaining is what I mean (partially because I am really tired). Well I guess what I'm trying to say is if this is normal for my age group (too small or too big, etc.)

PS: I'm going to bed because I'm as tired as fuck and I'm having trouble thinking clearly.

17 centimeters. HOLY FUCK ive been gone so long they got rid of my pink sad faces!!!!!

Distance -- a mile is a mile, it takes 6-7 mins to run if you're in ok shape. 1km? WTF?

It take about 4:30 to run a mile if you're in mile running shape. :p

I would put most pornstars at 6.5-7".
.

No wai. If that were the case I would be in porn.

No wai. If that were the case I would be in porn.

Seriously though, most porn stars aren't disgustingly endowed with 8+ monster cocks.

And this sucks, I fucked up my measurement. I have a banana-cock as ketch put it, and just measured straight out. I gain another inch when I measure it down the middle with a piece of string.

Are you all retarded? You are sitting at a COMPUTER.

Here in windows land I've got a lovely little built in app called CALCULATOR. I imagine other OS' should have an equivalent.

In fact I have a handy little Calculator button on my keyboard.

For anyone who's too retarded to figure it out...


X Inches x 2.54cm = ???
inch


Oh my! You can flip it if you need to go the other way!

That's pretty crazy. It leads me to believe that everyone is being truthful.

i'm 8 inches, couldn't tell ya the length in CM.

wtf are these metric measurements

standard ftw!!

That's pretty crazy. It leads me to believe that everyone is being truthful.

Or lying by the same amount :p

Metric is standard.

Or lying by the same amount :p
People tend to exaggerate by exactly an inch, I've found. :D

funny, and i always figured factors of 10 we're way more logical then your system

People tend to exaggerate by exactly an inch, I've found. :D

*Claims to be 26 inches*

What say you now?

People tend to exaggerate by exactly an inch, I've found. :D

You've found? People actually tell you the size of their peenies and take it out for you to measure?

You've found? People actually tell you the size of their peenies and take it out for you to measure?

You mean you didn't?

Old Twisted must be losing his charm.

Dude, we know... we just don't feel like doing the conversion because our rebellious system is good enough for us :)

You mean you didn't?

Old Twisted must be losing his charm.
Never thought I'd see the day... :(

*Claims to be 26 inches*

What say you now?
Tend to! Tend to!

whats the conversion to inches


inches 6.75

*Claims to be 26 inches*

What say you now?

u better get that checked out...

About 16 cm.

Man i thought centimeters were small.

www.google.com

There ya go.

Being completly honest, it is 7 inches, which is 17.8CM, so I rounded up...

Me too.

17cm FTW!

:(

7.5 inches
19.1 cm

However I didn't measure down the middle and my penis curves a bit, so who fucking knows?

You fucking foreigners and your "Metric" system!!!!

6" and NO, I will NOT convert it into centimeters!!!!

Oh NVM, 1 in = 2.54 cm .

16 cm, not bad!
Sorry my foreign friends!! :D :D Yall know I love yall(in a non-gay way)!!

Your friendly, angry yank;
--KP

18.5 cm... wait, I am Asian... I win!

You're missing a poll option to accommodate OneMulatto's genetically engineered mutant tree log from hell.

I think my dick is shrinking, and Im only 26.......

http://fapomatic.com/0721/attachment.cgi.jpg
Come and get it, girls.

http://fapomatic.com/0721/attachment.cgi.jpg
Come and get it, girls.To be fair, flaccid size has no bearing on erect size. That mutant baby dick may swell bigger than a Louisville Slugger...

im trying to find some irony in the fact that the poll results make a perfect little "bump" shape...

19.05cm

Don't you dare post the pic.

Don't you dare post the pic.*starts searching through the old posts just to spite you...*

For Da Black Ice:

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/9749/sunp00015av.jpg

He posted it here (https://www.totse.com/community/showpost.php?p=1238356&postcount=156), and the link is still active, so I figure it is fair game...

It's reassuring that the lengths of the little bars makes a normal distribution looking curve.

Mmm, Normal distribution.

Zaknafein.

I'm six inches.

lmao me too... btw i have a theory, is ur penis always the size of "tip of ur thumb to tip of ur forefinger when u make an L shape with them"

thats how it is with me (18cm) and atleast 2 other people i know

this theory is wrong although it does make for good estimation.

Why isnt this stickied??

Im about 17cm

:( i pressed the wrong one :( i meant 18. Too late to change? awww

I'm six inches

17 cm X 17 cm

Actually, I was talking about the pic with him in a thong but thanks for making it worse.

18,cm (roughly) Im happy with it, it does the job intended.

I can;t see how its possible to not be atleast 17''....

by the way ima proud 18 woop woop.

5 inches

i have no penis :(

15 cm.

I'm 14 years old, is this a good rate?

No, you will die a virgin.

yeah 15cm isnt that good...mines 19cm and im 15

im 15, about 130 pounds, 5' 6'' and 18 inches. its good sized

7.5"

that's 19cm for you British folk

AND I'm still 17 --- my ween's gonna be enormous :D

Well, there wasn't an option for 783 centimetres, so I had to pick the closest one.

Uh... Probably won't grow much, after 17.

18 cm, which is odd - considering www.tinyurl.com/y8cp2w is unaltered.. Granted manipulated via body position and camera angle.. and pubes... One wouldn't expect a 700% increase. Ah, I actually knew a guy that had a some 14" dong though. Skinny as it was long.. He claimed his brother was even larger.

If you have a boner over 12 inches then every time you get a hard on you pass out from lack of bloodflow to the brain. this is true.

Correction, its actually 16 centimeters.

Yup.

I'm only 8 inches, 1 inch short of average size...

I think

So that's 24 cm...

Wait isn't the average size 5 inches?

HOLY SHIT.

Think I read somewhere average cock size is 5.6" erect, 2.4" flaccid.

Of an adult male?

Well then, mine's going to be above average.

: D

mines 8 inches and im 15

owned?

And if you were anything like me, then you'll be staying 8.

21cm

im just under 8 inches and i dont know what that is in centimeters so blah

how many cm is 7.5"?????

ooooooooohhhhh yyyyyyeeeeeaaaaa i gots a super dick!!!:D

Yes, my penis has quite a noticable curve, I admit it.
If I put the ruler on the left side it's around 5 inches and on the right it's around 6. WTF is up with that? I went half way and put 14cm.

Anyways, yeah...[/QUOTE]

its nice to know im not that weird.

cheers bruv

19cm, 15cm around. 17 years old and it's hurt both of the girlfriends i've had nearly every time i've had sex. It sucks.

Um, what does 14 inches equate to in centimeters?

I'm 13 and about 7 inches, maybe a little bigger.

I'm 13 and about 7 inches, maybe a little bigger.Bullshit you useless little tool!

uh no,what I'm saying is that your lying:D
I can't really prove it without photo evidence (no) but you can't really prove that I'm lying.

omfg, why isnt this thread dead yet? I still cant read the damn thing. Convert it to inches, for the love of all things american, convert it to inches.

Apparently, according to the poll elektrik toast has a 27cm hard on.

/thread.