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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-05-04, 00:21
cartman_go cartman_go is offline
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Default Movie Theater Q....

What is some stuff to do at a movie? I know this may seem obvious, but this is my first movie date. One possible problem is that my parents will be a few rows ahead of us, and I have no clue what to do/expect.


Thanks
-cg
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Old 2007-05-04, 00:30
Solidus Solidus is offline
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Watch what you bought a ticket to?
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Old 2007-05-04, 00:45
cartman_go cartman_go is offline
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IDK yet....any suggestions for one.
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Old 2007-05-04, 00:49
ContemplatingChaos ContemplatingChaos is offline
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You don't sound very old, considering the fact that your parents will be tagging along...
If you don't want to watch the movie (which if that's the case, why didn't you pick a different place for a date?)... A little exhibitionism never hurt anyone. It's dark and your parents will probably be focused on the screen anyway.
Probably best if you don't listen to me.
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Old 2007-05-04, 01:04
cartman_go cartman_go is offline
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my parents are going to be there because it's my b-day tomarrow, and im turning 15.
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Old 2007-05-04, 01:12
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When you're 15, getting it on in the movie theater seems like the greatest thing in the world.

Once you lose your virginity and you get a little older, then you realize you spent almost 20 bucks for the pair of tickets, and you can go at it at home for free.

It's still a nice change -ONCE- in a while, but only once in a while.
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Old 2007-05-04, 01:32
reborn thief reborn thief is offline
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haha im going to the movies with my gf tomoro just because i got the tickets for free. usually we just do it at my place or hers because her rents are never home
 #8 
Old 2007-05-04, 01:55
kmartcop88 kmartcop88 is offline
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I'd stick to making out with her, if your parents see, so what at least they'll know you're not gay.
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Old 2007-05-04, 04:34
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Sit behind someone who's really tall so they your parents can't ee you. Then do whatever! probably keep it just to making out/fingering 'cuz otherwise it'll be a tad awkward.
 #10 
Old 2007-05-04, 04:43
chumpion chumpion is offline
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Your movie date fails without surprise buttsecs.

Haven't you seen Philadelphia? Tom Hanks was set up, I tell you. They only gave him Teh Aidz cause he was famous. You'll be OK.

+1 rep if the surprise Buttsecs is with your girlfriend.....
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Old 2007-05-04, 10:53
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cartman_go
my parents are going to be there because it's my b-day tomarrow, and im turning 15.

Hey, mine's tomorrow, too! +1
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 #12 
Old 2007-05-04, 11:10
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Come on, dont be a pussy- Fuck her in the movie theater.
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Old 2007-05-04, 17:53
Taquito Taquito is offline
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Ok cut a hole in the popcorn and....

But yeah, just start by running your hand up her thigh. Go from there.
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Old 2007-05-04, 21:07
wiseboy89 wiseboy89 is offline
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Just make out and run your hand up and down her thigh, should be obvious whether she wants to take anything any further or not...
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Old 2007-05-04, 21:13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Taquito
Ok cut a hole in the popcorn and....

But yeah, just start by running your hand up her thigh. Go from there.

Watch out for the salt though. It burns.
 #16 
Old 2007-05-04, 22:27
streetjusticeforall streetjusticeforall is offline
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But yeah, just start by running your hand up her thigh. Go from there.

This is the only good answer. If she smiles, you can slip your hand into her pants. If she pushed you away, moves around in her seat a lot, BACK AWAY.

Do not expect to get very much action, without everyone in the theater knowing. That is part of the fun of the movie theater sex, getting caught.

Do not go for a kiss, unless you have kissed in public before. It would probably embarrass her.

Now, tell us all about your wild 14 year old adventures in return for this information. With pictures. Of naked 14 year olds. Girls.
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Old 2007-05-05, 15:14
SuperSwede SuperSwede is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wiseboy89
Just make out and run your hand up and down her thigh, should be obvious whether she wants to take anything any further or not...



way to repeat everything the poster before you said by wording it differently

not so wise afterall...
 #18 
Old 2007-05-05, 15:48
RemadE RemadE is offline
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my dad got me and my ex into saw 3
he sat about 5 rows in front and nothing happened with me or her

funny film though - i was laughing, and that was all thanks to ToTSE

she found it disgusting :)
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Old 2007-05-07, 01:04
cartman_go cartman_go is offline
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ok, instead of seeing a movie, my parents decided to have us go bowlin, but it was still fun because it was blacklight bowling, and we stayed up until 1 just bowling and making out, it was fun. Then today she came back over, and we made out, and eventually we had some "touchy feely" fun, which was the first time i have ever fingered anyone.

overall, i think it was a dinosaurgasmic weekend
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Old 2007-05-07, 01:30
imarugbyball imarugbyball is offline
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Ok. So what you do is....
You get a stardard bag or bok of popcorn, cut a hole in the bottom and stick your dick in. Wait till it gets nice and hard and from there it's just a waiting game.

ProTip: make sure you are sharing the bag/box of popcorn. If you are a fat bastard and try to eat the whole thing for yourself you will not get the desired result.
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Old 2007-05-07, 01:31
imarugbyball imarugbyball is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cartman_go
ok, instead of seeing a movie, my parents decided to have us go bowlin, but it was still fun because it was blacklight bowling, and we stayed up until 1 just bowling and making out, it was fun. Then today she came back over, and we made out, and eventually we had some "touchy feely" fun, which was the first time i have ever fingered anyone.

overall, i think it was a dinosaurgasmic weekend


Cool man, way to actually get some.
 
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