So today, my really good friend suggested (however jokingly) that we have a threesome with this good looking, but somewhat skanky girl. Now if I was going to do a MMF threesome, it would probably be with him because he's one of my closest friends. But there's the stigma of threesomes with two guys, as in, it's too gay. None of us are considering a relationship with this girl, it's just a one time thing for the hell of it. I guess, to make it less gay, we could try and get another girl for a foursome.

Anyway, you guys came to mind. What are your thoughts, suggestions, etc.

Just think of how utterly, friendship-destroyingly awkward it will be when (not if) you clash sabres.

Think of the ball rubbage, man.

That is my opinion.

FFM = yes

MMF= no

Edit: That said, however: DP might be fun... if you could just sort of ignore the other guy's schlong brutally assaulting the poor girl's anus whilst you tough it out in the Vag.

If that's what you're into do it. I don't know what kind of weird sex shit you're into.

What? That is the good kind of threesome!

I dunno if I could do it with a well established friend. I mean parts may touch. I'm cool with that, but my mates would be "ewww gay!".

Give it a miss unless you are both comfortable with that kinda contact. it will be awkward and strange.

if you skewer her in the mouth and one downstairs it wouldnt be a problem. just dont double up on her ass and vag at the same time, you guys dont even have to touch. you can still do unspeakable things to that whore. if either of you are shy might wanna avoid it or just take turns or something. if youre assertive a-frame that slut.

I haven't worked it out yet, but from what I gather, we're not going to be fucking each other, so what's the difference. Really, who cares about a little ballage if you're fucking a chick.

Plus, think of the high-five moments!

Plus, think of the high-five moments!

Eiffel Tower!

:D

As far as I'm concerned, the more the merrier. :D

-deus-

Plus, think of the high-five moments!

He's got a point, as disgustingly degrading as it is.

I haven't worked it out yet, but from what I gather, we're not going to be fucking each other, so what's the difference. Really, who cares about a little ballage if you're fucking a chick.

Plus, think of the high-five moments!

I can see it now. Two guys going at some street trash. Ball touch.

OOOOH THAT TICKLES! *massive giggling and lulz ensue*

i suggest alcohol and drugs. you know damn well that chemically enhancing this scenario will not only make the event run smoother, but you'll also have a mutual excuse should you, ahem, "balls it up"

who are you to deny temptation?

I can see it now. Two guys going at some street trash. Ball touch.

OOOOH THAT TICKLES! *massive giggling and lulz ensue*

I can see where you're coming from (excuse the pun :|)...

But to perform the Eiffel Tower... I'm not enough of a deviant yet to have a "list" of things to do by the time I'm 30 or whatever, but if I did... the eiffel tower would probably be on there... Homoerotic though it is :(

If you think it's "gay", you aren't going to enjoy, so don't even go there. But if you get over that stigma as you sugarcoat it, you can enjoy it. Some guys (and girls) think it's hot to share the girl. If that's not what you're into, then whatever, but people surprise themselves in bed, I think more often than any other theater of activity. People have kinks that are just waiting to come to the surface.

If you don't do it, I will.

I would never have a threesome with a girlfriend, either another girl or a guy, but since it's just my friend and a girl we don't plan on dating, I don't see why not. I'll post back when it's over.

Word.

It's not gay if the balls don't touch.

I have had one extremely awkward ménage à trois...its hard to be passionate when you are concerned about looking into your pal's eyes while you are pumping away.

If you're still in highschool and jam packed with fears of 'teh gay disease' like I was...you may want to reconsider.

He's got a point, as disgustingly degrading as it is.

I lol'ed

I used to know a chick who had a MMMF foursome. She moved though.

Theres only one kind of threesome. The cool kind. Dont be such a damn homophobe.

QFT.

Have her suck one of you off while the other one fucks her.
Problem solved.

its not gay if you dont make eye contact.

All right, all right, I'll do it.

dude follow the rules of the 2 man 3 way
1) no eye contact.= pay attention to the chick we dont need any of that gay ass locking eyes with your home boy understand
2) no ball contact - while this can be overlooked in the case of dp it should not happen for extensive time frames
3) high five at the end - if you dont high five it never happended besides why wouldnt you congratulat your friend on gettin some ass

I bet she moved that night...... she would have been a busy girl!

EDIT:

She wasn't just serving drinks, was she?

If you will be sharing the vagina, use condoms.

If you are in the dark, choose a breast, and tell your friend to take the other breast, and stick to it. Touching hands intimately is much worse then accidentally smacking balls.

As long as you too aren't swapping bodily fluids or actively pleasuring each other, there is nothing gay about it.

Ever watched porno? Watched a guy slide his cock into a womans vag? Did that make you gay? Seeing your buddy ram his into some slag is just as (not) gay.

Make sure when it comes time for the spitroast you give each other a hi five :D .

Threesome is a Threesome, stop being a faggot, and stick her.

If your balls touch then you better say "no homo" really fucking quick. Otherwise youre both flaming faggots.

It's not gay if you post pics afterwards.

there's a word for this, the devil's threesome!! but hell yea, i'd get hammered drunk and eiffel tower her bitch ass. i nutted all over your girl's face, HIGH FIVE!