Ok, no talking involved, just eye-contact, checking them out and whatnot.

Tell me, from a female standpoint, when it is acceptable (how well do you have to be known, do you have to know them at all) and what doesn't come off as sleazy (i.e. no gestures toward the crotch.)

I guess you could classify prolonged eye-contact or smiles as flirting, but I'm talking about sexually suggestive flirting.

I don't have high hopes for this thread, although I am pleased how well the "wink" thread icon suits the thread. Hooray!

During class I give suggestive looks, raised eyebrows, pedophilic smiles, caress my chest, flex my biceps, and engage in other sorts of faggotry. It gets me through my day (and it gets me sex, LOL!!!!).

There is some sort of law of inverses at work here...

Oh well, you still get the last laugh I suppose.

this is pretty much the best way of flirting, sometimes you just dont need to say anything.....

being sexually suggestive in almost any way, when a girl doesn't know you're joking, is the deal breaker. try some prolonged eye contact, then an almost embarrassed smile, a slight look down, then a shy look back up and more smiling and prolonged eye contact. t his should do it for seducing a woman. the bashful act works wonders

hmm well i think some girl in one class of mine might have been flirting with me she sat next to me(close) when she could have sat across from me and touched my arm twice and glanced at me a few times and keept touching her hair but im not sure if it is wa it is or if im just imagineing things?

I would not advise sexually suggestive flirting with a girl until you are to that point in a relationship with her. In otherwords, until she IS considering becoming sexually involved with you, keep flirting playful, otherwise you will look like a creep and a rapist.

being sexually suggestive in almost any way, when a girl doesn't know you're joking, is the deal breaker. try some prolonged eye contact, then an almost embarrassed smile, a slight look down, then a shy look back up and more smiling and prolonged eye contact. t his should do it for seducing a woman. the bashful act works wonders
Don't listen to this. Bashful smiles and submissive eyecontact is not what shows your alpha male status. Being a weak pussy excuse for a male is not what is attractive to females (are we as men attracted to butch dykes? same concept).

hmm well i think some girl in one class of mine might have been flirting with me she sat next to me(close) when she could have sat across from me and touched my arm twice and glanced at me a few times and keept touching her hair but im not sure if it is wa it is or if im just imagineing things?
Those are all definite indicators of interest. She is attracted to you for whatever reason. Don't quit your day job though, there is more work to be done.

yeah ok thank you for the helpful advice ill keep working lol

The correct answer is.....

" It Depends.."

^true true lets all keep this in our minds.

Im glad someone finally came up with a concrete answer to all my sexual problems...."It Depends"...its just brilliant, I cant believe that I overlooked it.

Smilling usually works. Eye contact.

Sometimes all you need to do is look someone in the eye for them to melt in flustered frustrated confusion.

I've seen it work so many times...my bro is a pro at it...does it with girls he doesnt know, has just met, are even dating friends of his.....the key is to not try.
don't look at them and wait for them to look up and catch you, even if intentionally...you have to play it real cool, like you dont give a fuck, but find the whole situation amusing.... if something funny happens, or someone says something stupid, awkward, etc....then you shoot her a look and kinda smirk/smile....then look back away...it builds some sort of unspoken connection..... this is too hard to explain...either you can pull it off or you cant.....most can't...
if you do it wrong you'll just be known to her and her girlfriends as that guy that kept checking her out all night and starring at her...

It's so easyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
to punch her
in the eye

*makes eye contact*

*points to penis*

Scoring imminent.

Apparently I'm a silent flirt on a regular basis. People are always coming up to me to talk or sitting beside me because they think I'm interested.

I think it has something to do with smiling and making eye contact. I don't see the reasons and I wouldn't explain it if I could.

Don't listen to this. Bashful smiles and submissive eyecontact is not what shows your alpha male status. Being a weak pussy excuse for a male is not what is attractive to females (are we as men attracted to butch dykes? same concept).


Well, TehWTF is a woman, so I'm going to have to go with her advice instead of yours. Plus you sound like one of those guys that believes that women should be in the kitchen makin' cookies all day. Not that I would complain if they did, though.

If you spread your cheeks right before release, that seems to make them silent.

Why don't you just flirt with your sleazy chat-up lines

Im glad someone finally came up with a concrete answer to all my sexual problems...."It Depends"...its just brilliant, I cant believe that I overlooked it.

That's women for you. They're indecisive as hell, and then wonder why men rarely give them what they want (because they in fact are not sure what they want).

I'm like you, except it's always homeless bums and retards that come up and talk to me. I swear I must have a neon sign above my head sometimes....

Well, TehWTF is a woman, so I'm going to have to go with her advice instead of yours. Plus you sound like one of those guys that believes that women should be in the kitchen makin' cookies all day. Not that I would complain if they did, though.
Don't take dating advice from women. 90% of the time they don't know what they are actually attracted to.

I really must know how Mufasa knows what women want... a woman (i.e. me) and a fairly attractive one at that is telling a man what to do, don't get in the way.

aw, even the mods are in on this tomfoolery.

a woman (i.e. me) and a fairly attractive one at that

LOLZ PROOF!!?

Yeah, um. I have nothing thoughtful to say in this thread.

Threw up in my mouth a little.
Don't "silent flirt"-- that is just ... unacceptably gross. I'd rather be surprise-humped in the middle of a hallway than be silently flirted with.

Threw up in my mouth a little.
Don't "silent flirt"-- that is just ... unacceptably gross. I'd rather be surprise-humped in the middle of a hallway than be silently flirted with.

Surprise Butsecs works!!!!!!

Wow - it's true! And I heard it on Totse!!!

So, ummm, Romaniw, where would one be likely to pass you in a hallway?

When making eye contact with the opposite sex stare straight into their eyes from a near distance, your going to get the urge to look away but dont. This creates of subconcious messege of submissiveness to her, granting your dominance. Women like a man that can take control , because quite frankly the ''How are you feeling?'' shit gets old. Women dont like a Mr.Roger's apprentice.

Lobo

Threw up in my mouth a little.
Don't "silent flirt"-- that is just ... unacceptably gross. I'd rather be surprise-humped in the middle of a hallway than be silently flirted with.

I purposely wear loose pants where my genitalia are easily discernible.

LOL.

You are lost in a series of desert backroads. You have to ask someone for directions to get back to the main road. You have two people you can ask; A Man. OR A Woman.

Or how about this. Who would you get a more informative answer from asking this question, Man or Woman:
I want to go over and talk to that hot blonde over there with the HUGE tits, and by the end of the night have my cock balls deep inside her, how should I do this without fucking up?

Female: "What the fuck?! You shovenistic pig, how dare you show such disrespect to women *slaps*

Male: "Step 1:...."


There is a science to all of this. I'm going to put my faith in the hundreds of thousands of men who have dedicated their lives to finding what works through trial and error and revealing it to the dickless men who exist now. I put my faith in them for two reasons, one, I am sexist. Two, I've seen it work 100% of the time when executed properly, while the guys who learn through romance flicks, their mothers before prom, and Polly Pigtails from 8th grade end up coming home to fuck their hand night after night.

EDIT: I forgot to add, this is not directed at TehWTF. Just a warning sign for the guys.

Threw up in my mouth a little.
Don't "silent flirt"-- that is just ... unacceptably gross. I'd rather be surprise-humped in the middle of a hallway than be silently flirted with.

You're strange.