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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add ibetyouvotenexttimehippy to your ignore list  
Old 2007-05-02, 23:28
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Default So why did god make sex pleasureable?

Just a thought. Since its a sin before marrage and even then, only if you are having children...

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  #2   Add The Benadryl Bandit to your ignore list  
Old 2007-05-03, 01:21
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Default Re: So why did god make sex pleasureable?

If it wasn't, do you really think you, I, or the human race would even exist?
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  #3   Add niggersexual to your ignore list  
Old 2007-05-03, 02:18
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Default Re: So why did god make sex pleasureable?

The devil instilled pleasurable sex in man to tempt him. And BOY does it tempt me!
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Old 2007-05-03, 02:55
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Post Re: So why did god make sex pleasureable?

The only sins that I don't do are the ten cammandments and even those their are many exceptions. Thou shalt only kill someone who didn't buy my book cammandment is my fav

seriously though most shity "sins" were created by some religeous leader who somehow figured that god didn't want something through flawed and unfathomable depths.

Ps I don't believe in god
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  #5   Add Tyrant to your ignore list  
Old 2007-05-03, 05:34
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Actually, a social precept like "sex before marriage is bad" keeps a society's population in manageable order, as well as beats back the shrinking variation in genes within that society.

Having a spiritual law like this keeps the following generations from being a promiscuous breeding ground for inbred retards and freaks.
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Old 2007-05-03, 07:42
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Default Re: So why did god make sex pleasureable?

Because he's god you fuckhole. He can do whatever the fuck he wants.
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Old 2007-05-03, 08:00
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Default Re: So why did god make sex pleasureable?

So it tempts you. The Bible tells us to run away from temptation.
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Old 2007-05-03, 09:00
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Default Re: So why did god make sex pleasureable?

As another poster said, it's to ensure that we breed. If it wasn't good we wouldn't do it.
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Old 2007-05-03, 22:36
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Originally Posted by ---Beany---
As another poster said, it's to ensure that we breed. If it wasn't good we wouldn't do it.


I mean if sex were like having a tooth pulled would you do it?
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Old 2007-05-04, 00:12
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I mean if sex were like having a tooth pulled would you do it?

Question: Is the doctor a hot lass in leather?
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Old 2007-05-04, 06:28
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Default Re: So why did god make sex pleasureable?

we'd obviously still breed even if it was a bit painful... giving birth is painful I would imagine.
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Old 2007-05-04, 08:44
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Its there to tempt you. Anything that isn't directly explained by the bible is there to tempt you.
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  #13   Add H a r o l d to your ignore list  
Old 2007-05-04, 15:43
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Default Re: So why did god make sex pleasureable?

It can't possibly be an unenjoyable experience for any conscious being to know that they're continuing their species/family, even if it did involve physical pain.
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  #14   Add ArmsMerchant to your ignore list  
Old 2007-05-04, 19:46
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Default Re: So why did god make sex pleasureable?

There is no such thing as sin, and the "devil" is a myth.

God made sex fun because he/she/it/them/whatever loves us. Too bad we fucked it up.
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  #15   Add rational gaze to your ignore list  
Old 2007-05-04, 20:44
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Do whats feels good. God probably fucks all the time.
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Old 2007-05-04, 20:57
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I didn't read the rest of the thread, but.. To test our faith?
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Old 2007-05-04, 21:17
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There is no such thing as sin, and the "devil" is a myth.

God made sex fun because he/she/it/them/whatever loves us. Too bad we fucked it up.
oh yeah, we fucked it up alright. you tool
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Old 2007-05-05, 01:13
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Default Re: So why did god make sex pleasureable?

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If it wasn't, do you really think you, I, or the human race would even exist?
Exactly.

Also, where does the bible say you can't have sex with your spouse without intending to produce a child? Not all sex results in conception, and most conception isn't intentional.
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Old 2007-05-06, 00:19
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Default Re: So why did god make sex pleasureable?

Why is food pleasurable?
Why is scratching an itch pleasurable?
Why is laughter pleasurable?

I don't care why, I'm just glad they are.
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Old 2007-05-06, 19:20
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we'd obviously still breed even if it was a bit painful... giving birth is painful I would imagine.


No we wouldn't.

Oh, and a point of contension: God didn't make it pleasurable, you do. Although for the more spiritually advanced I'm sure you'll realize that the statements "God made it pleasurable" and "you make it pleasurable" are one in the same...
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Old 2007-05-06, 19:32
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The devil instilled pleasurable sex in man to tempt him. And BOYs tempt me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm so witty
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  #22   Add niggersexual to your ignore list  
Old 2007-05-07, 02:11
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You got me, heheh.
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  #23   Add trogdor to your ignore list  
Old 2007-05-07, 16:31
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Default Re: So why did god make sex pleasureable?

because it is meant to be like that.

Just because humans have imposed restrictions on it, does not make those restrictions right.
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Old 2007-05-09, 00:04
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Default Re: So why did god make sex pleasureable?

So we could populate the Earth ?
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Old 2007-05-09, 00:55
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ibetihavelotsofsexagainmightiaddwithwomen?
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Old 2007-05-10, 21:37
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Default Re: So why did god make sex pleasureable?

NO! That was the devil!
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