the amount that you cum or how many times you can come? i've heard that pineapple really helps ... don't know if true or not...

I weep for the youth of your country.

*leaves thread with bitter tears running down his face *

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Yes, there is.

Apparantly if you eat heaps of bananas (I'm talking 5 or so), then drink a glass or two of lemonade, your cum increases something like 30% for the next couple of days.

Something about the vitamin C in the lemonade mixing with the Bunyip juices in the banana. It'll take about 10 hours or so, so if your planning on doing it that night, have it in the morning.

Yeah! More Cum FTW!

proof or GTFO

proof or GTFO

Bunyip juice? You need proof of Bunyip juice? And Vitamin C in Lemonade?

Dude - it's a joke. Don't you know what happens when you eat lots of Bananas and drink lots of Lemoade? Read the text files in Totse.

Grow up or GTFU....lol

Bunyip juice? You need proof of Bunyip juice? And Vitamin C in Lemonade?

Dude - it's a joke. Don't you know what happens when you eat lots of Bananas and drink lots of Lemoade? Read the text files in Totse.

Grow up or GTFU....lol

LOLZ, 0wnage approved.

LOLZ, 0wnage approved.

Why thank you - I was hoping some little dweeb walked into that one

Eat lots of Aparagus. Seriously, a can before each meal and you'll be cumming like a porn star.

what ownage? i wanted to see pics of a massive load... :(

no, it makes your cum and piss stink. and yes i know you were trying to "pwn" this kid.

what you really need to do it, either swallow your own cum or drink another man's cum. it may seem gay, but it works like a charm.

you shouldnt have givin it away :(

it wouldve been funny to see a response to your advice

there is a chemical in a certain type of melon that increases sperm production if i remember correctly.. but i can't remember for the life of me what it was! anyways, its kind of hard to find and probably not worth it.

If you want to have more sperm, take steroids.
Whilst you are on them, your balls will be huge and you will jizz more than you ever thought possible. But once you quit, expect some shrinkage and demasucilinization.

My advice, quit worrying so much about your puny loads :P

Why do you want to cum more?

Drink water. If you're dehydrated, it'll help increase it.

This is a short list of nutrients/foods that should help you attain stronger, healthier ejaculations. Some are effective at boosting testosterone, others help increase sperm count, and others help raise volume levels:

٠ Foods rich in zinc - oysters, lamb, turkey, barley, wheat, beans, nuts, red meat, pumpkin seeds
٠Vitamins C, E, B12 - for antioxidant properties and sperm production
٠L-arginine, L-cartinine (amino acids) - spinach, seaweed (spirulina), poultry, sesame seeds, tuna, turkey, egg whites
٠Water - avoid frequent dehydration
٠Foods with selenium - Brazil nuts, tuna, red meat, poultry, eggs, cottage cheese
٠Lycopene - tomatoes, ketchup, pink grapefruit, guava
٠Folate (Folic Acid) - asparagus, beets, broccoli, beans, citrus fruits, other "leafy green" vegetables

Quit eating refined foods like sugar, white flour. Cut back on caffeine (coffee, soft drinks, etc). Stop eating processed food. Give up smoking. Avoid heavy/binge alcohol consumption.

There are also specially formulated pills for semen.

Information comprised from GOOGLE, USE IT!

rub horseshit on your girlfriend's chest.
knowing you, you'll cum like mad.

Break into a barn and suck off a horse.

Dude - I wouldn't go saying that too often round here......

Google "libido" also, oysters help, they're pricey though.