Ever have that scary moment/few days where you thought your girlfriend, or you, yourself, were pregnant?

Back when I was 16 the girl I was dating was twelve days late. She only told me when she was already a week past the due date... Five days of brown trousers. I didn't have any idea what to do. We were freaked out and trying to think of ways to deal with it, that would involve the least possible knowledge on our parent's part. When she told me on day twelve I damn near fell over with relief.

Yeah, but I'm pro-choice.

Yeah, around three times.

Yep.
And then it was straight off to the abortion clinic.

Sowuhh...

I can't tell if anyone here is being sarcastic, except for the OP.

I lost a baby last August and had one more scare this year.
I'm not sure what caused it but I was a couple months late and had more symptoms than the time that I actually was pregnant. (morning sickness, cravings, moodswings...etc.)
No baby, though.

my girlfriend and even her mother thought she was pregnant,she was late and feeling sick in the morning but the day i bought a pregnancy test she got her period...i still have the tests somewhere...everytime i see it its a reminder.

I never thought I'd have kids. Having two now though, getting her pregnant at 16 forced me to grow up some.

Proud to say that I'm very active in their lives. I really do a lot more than other teenage dads I know.

Yeah, I got a message from my ex last year saying she thought she was pregnant. Well it wasn't from 'her', it was from her 'friend'. But yeah. That was a fucked up night, I ended up going around my then girlfriend's house and we convinced ourselves she was wrong.

I still don't know for sure though.

Fuck mummies, I light mummies on fire and watch their bandages go up in flames.

this is true.

Yea, for a brief moment.
The story goes like this (names changed to protect the innocent)...

I was at a party at my friend John's house, and there was this "I have a few drinks and become a slut" type girl Sue.
So long story short, I raw dogged her for a while.
A few months later, I'm hanging out with John again and he's like "Yo, did you hear about Sue?"
I'm like, "No, what's up?"
And he goes "She fucking got pregnant."
Immediately my jaw hit the floor and my head almost exploded at that very moment.
Then, thankfully before I had an aneurysm and died in his driveway, he added "Yea, she and the guy that knocked her up are getting married and moving to pennsylvania."
Ohhh... "the guy" as in "the OTHER guy" as in "thank fucking god, not me."