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  #1   Add buc33s to your ignore list  
Old 2007-05-02, 00:55
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Post Places to look for in a church

1. Where do you think a church with attendance being under 1,000 would put money?

2. Do you think they would have security cameras?

3. Do you think they would have an alarm system?

4. Do you think they would activate the alarms nightly?

5. Would the alarms go off if a window was opened?

6. Should I wear gloves if I did perpetrate the church at night?

7. Any special tools needed for a B&E?

8. Anything I should look out for?

Thanks.
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Old 2007-05-02, 01:01
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You can't find this information by yourself?
They might have alarms and shit and they might not. Do you even know if they have money there?
I think you should at least observe the place first.
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Old 2007-05-02, 01:02
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Default Re: Places to look for in a church

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1. Where do you think a church with attendance being under 1,000 would put money?

2. Do you think they would have security cameras?

3. Do you think they would have an alarm system?

4. Do you think they would activate the alarms nightly?

5. Would the alarms go off if a window was opened?

6. Should I wear gloves if I did perpetrate the church at night?

7. Any special tools needed for a B&E?

8. Anything I should look out for?

Thanks.


1. in gods pocket but on the real a safe, probably in an office or secluded room. my old church (before i moved) kept the safe in a giant desk, it looked like a normal desk, but the drawers all came out together and behind it was the safe.

2. i have been to ones that do and ones that dont. its a case by case basis,

3. again a case by case basis

4. if they had alarms, yes they would activate them. otherwise whats the point of having alarms

5. depends on the system, but chances are if they had a decent one yes

6. ALWAYS wear gloves when b&e'ing

7.dont leave your common sence at home, also if you get a bad feeling during the process bail asap.

8.GOD WRAITH!!!! dont steal from holy men. they have to be celibate (spelling?, isnt that punishment enough)
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Old 2007-05-02, 01:09
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Don't feel sorry for these bitches, if they are dumb enough to believe in a god, then they are dumb enough to think that he will keep the money safe. lmao
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Old 2007-05-02, 01:45
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Don't feel sorry for these bitches, if they are dumb enough to believe in a god, then they are dumb enough to think that he will keep the money safe. lmao
And on that note, dont forget that churches are first and foremost a business, and like any business will have the bulk of their cash in a safe. They may have a couple hundred in a petty cash box in a desk drawer somewhere, but that's probably about it. Some decorations are of value but good luck selling that shit. And i would expect sensitive alarms that are active anytime the place is vacant. Usually the alarm company puts a sign on the window or on a stake in the shrubbery - have you (OP) looked? Been to church lately, charlie?
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Old 2007-05-02, 01:53
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1. maybe some where in a smaller room

2.no

3.no

4.no

5.no

6.yes

7.a crowbar maybe

8.the nuns and there bloody rulers....
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Old 2007-05-02, 02:05
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1. Where do you think a church with attendance being under 1,000 would put money?

2. Do you think they would have security cameras?

3. Do you think they would have an alarm system?

4. Do you think they would activate the alarms nightly?

5. Would the alarms go off if a window was opened?

6. Should I wear gloves if I did perpetrate the church at night?

7. Any special tools needed for a B&E?

8. Anything I should look out for?

Thanks.

1. In a safe or in the bank.

2.Depends, probably not, do your own homework.

3.In an urban area yes, in suburban and rural areas no.

4. Same as 3

5. Depends

6. Yes

7-8 Depends, do your homework.
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Old 2007-05-02, 02:17
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Break in, setup a hidden camera near the safe, if there is one.

Or get the combination or code somehow. If its a Keycoded safe even better.

Then just break in each week before they go to the bank and skim off some of the cash so they dont notice.
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Old 2007-05-02, 10:40
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Break in, setup a hidden camera near the safe, if there is one.

Or get the combination or code somehow. If its a Keycoded safe even better.

Then just break in each week before they go to the bank and skim off some of the cash so they dont notice.
Chances are, they'll notice their cash gone. You won't notice that they noticed that their cash is gone. Put two and two together aaaand....

Imagine the laughs you'll have with Pastor Richie the Relentless.
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Old 2007-05-02, 17:57
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Wow, totse has hit a new low...
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