virgin, dateless @ 18

your turn...

/jugular

You're not that bad...

I'm
Anti-social with a criminal mindset,
Narcissistic,
Jealous,
Loathing,
Very fucking angry from the beatings I took in 2nd-7th grade,
Obsessive,
In constant need to validate my existance by sleeping with as many women as possible,
In a desperate attempt to prove myself through violence,
and I'm probably the most alone person you know.

I'm 24, and have been obese pretty much since I was born.

I've never seen my own penis.

I've never seen my own penis.

Please tell me you're joking.

Please don't rub it in.

I have no arms or legs and exist in a world of imagination.

19, virgin, never had a girlfriend, never kissed, antisocial, socially retarded.

I win. :) ... ohh wait :( :(

virgin, dateless @ 18


What is pathetic about that?

I lost my virginity at 17, and haven't had actual intercourse for over 3 years now. Honestly, it wasn't that big of a deal.

Maybe I am just really really good at masturbation or something, because for me, blowing a load by myself or with a girl really isn't a huge difference.

I have had girlfriends, but not many real dates since I was 18. And again, not a big deal. A good movie in the dark eating some left over pizza in my underwear, with no whiny girl who I gotta hold my farts in for, is a pretty hot date.

Seriously, dating and fucking is great, but many things are just as good in life.

Don't turn this into a "pity me" thread. Please.

I have to ask...why? what do you eat? What do you do? How did this happen?

Yeah... that is pretty pathetic. Maybe you should act cooler.

Probably the funniest thing I've read in a long time. lol

You're not that bad...

I'm
In constant need to validate my existance by sleeping with as many women as possible,

Hm. Is that worse than being a virgin at 18?

Yeah, I think so.

I was a dateless virgin until I was 18.

In constant need to validate my existance by sleeping with as many women as possible.

OMG ME TOO!!!!

OMG ME TOO!!!!

It's not quite as cool as people think. I get like- eight death threats a day. I use my sexuality to boost my self-esteem, which is incredibly low thanks to years of unawknowledgment from my parents. All I really got going for me is the fact that I'm good at seducing women, I can fight well, and I got art.

That is fucking it.

Edit: and I'm kinda smart.

I use my sexuality to boost my self-esteem, which is incredibly low thanks to years of unawknowledgment from my parents. All I really got going for me is the fact that I'm good at seducing women, I can fight well, and I got art.

Wow... you and I are so much alike...

Except that I'm not really all that good at seducing women. That and I can't fight, nor am I good at art.

Fuck. :(

I think I win this patheticness contest by a long shot.

My best friend's 19, never done anything with a girl. I'm 19. Not a virgin. I went back to my 18 year old ex girlfriend who fucked my best friend and, together with him, sent me into a spiral of rage and despair the likes of which i'd never experienced. The only thing worse than the fact that i still love her is how sick it makes me feel that I do actually love her. I think I win.

well im 16 never talked to a girl EVER never had sexor held hands or kissed or hugged yetive been bullied a lot im a anti social stoner werdo and im retaded so yeah I win wait i win at this but im losing at life cause im a loser fuck im gonna try to WIN at life from now on uh guys? how can i win at life i know this is suddend and all tho i need advice on not being a loser anymore

You're fired.

You're fired.


Why? cause you touch yourself at night?

Why? cause you touch yourself at night?

Quite possibly, but also because your IQ is borderline 20.

21 year old dateless virgin here. Has its ups and downs. I was drunk at a friend's house last weekend, and this other hot drunk chick was there, and I really wanted to fuck her. Didn't though, because it was my friend's sister. Meh. Didja like mah story? :p

Hey I'm a normal, well adjusted person. Although I have a few good stories about times I got cockblocked/cockblocked myself.

some girls like guys who are virgens. just make it seem like it was your choice and your looking for the right girl and most girls would jump at the "challenge".





and I really wanted to fuck her. Didn't though, because it was my friend's sister.

and you should have fucked her enyways!! what the hell is wrong with that?? you should tell your friend to grow up shes still gunna get booty-popped sooner or later. and if shit doesnt work out you and him would still be boys because you were with her not him

I'm pretty happy with my life when I think about it, great girlfriend, great friends for the most part, and a really caring family. And I'm pretty good looking too.

things are lookin up

awww another emo kid. Yea man you definetly have it bad. your live is soooo bad maybe you should get off your ass an keep keeping on. and if you have absolutely nothing to lose the what's the problem with going up to a girl and asking her out?
"Oh no i'm in the exact same situation I was in before, but now I know that the girls a fucking bitch."
Next

Would have been better if it was your sister...and you did it.

I have 2 friends that are 18, dateless and virgins

one of them is a catholic, and the other is mentally retarded..

but it's your own decision, whenever you're ready - i'm sure you are. Just get chatting to some girls and see which one takes an interest..then go from there

Quite possibly, but also because your IQ is borderline 20.

No its not 20 Trust me its not im much smarter than that i know ive taken an iq test and i get good grades in school

Well youre pathetic, im fucked up. Im an alcoholic with violent tendencies and a temper that has gotten noticably worse in recent months. Pretty sure im developing some anger management issues...

I didn't bag any trophy animals the last time I went on safari.

Prize please.

19, virgin, never had a girlfriend, never kissed, antisocial, socially retarded.

I win. :) ... ohh wait :( :(

even though you've won, you're still a loser :(

I have an absolutely incredible sex life, the best Ive ever had. Whenever I want, however I want it... I love her, too, which makes things that bit extra special.

Many times in my life I have told myself that I have the most pathetic existance imaginable. My mid to late teens, especially. Look at me now, I'm happy, I have a kid on the way and the word pathetic only crops up in my vocabulary when poking fun at another.

So cheer up, everyone, life will get better. If not, Murder/Suicide?

At least start the topic with:

"Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air"

O_O

A kid?

Wow, I really haven't talk to you in ages!!

By callin yourself pathetic, youre not gonna get anywhere.
you gotta be a PIMP.

If you make the most defining moment of your life losing your virginity and then miraculously expect to become a super model and start facking tons of bitches, and meet your soulmate who just happens to be rich as fuck. You're setting yourself up for some minor disappointment.

Rent a hooker, fuck the fucking shit out of her, problem solved.

/thread

To poster: I can easily outpathetic you, I'm in the same situation and 19 tomorrow. I also have therapy once a week and take medication.

Anti Social (to a mild extent, I'm a good actor), Criminal Mindset
Suicidal/Homicidal thoughts
Suppressed Rage/Hatred

This pretty much sums me up.... I keep it all inside though, no one knows. So I guess I'm closet pathetic?

Well butter my crumpets! Now is neither the time or the place!

I'm 16, pretty much convinced that i'm gonna die a virgin.
But, i don't really care. Actually, i don't really care about anything. I guess that's my problem...

I don't believe in my self, my self esteem is crap, and im depressed about everything really.
Only 'social' thing i'm good at is verbally destroying people

I'm VERY judging, i could honestly be friends with pretty much anyone i want to, but i have a little group of friends i hang around with. I can't stand stupid people, i HATE them. People who haven't got the intelligence to think of anything besides (This is really hard for me to express in English, but i'll try) what they see, what they can touch and feel.

Also, i'm pretty smart, but i'm just too lazy (Lazy is not the word, it's WAY more extreme) to do any of my homework. I get told all the time by my teachers that i waste my life, and i know that, but no matter how hard i try to convince myself to start doing something, i just fucking can't. :(

What is pathetic about that?

I lost my virginity at 17, and haven't had actual intercourse for over 3 years now. Honestly, it wasn't that big of a deal.

Maybe I am just really really good at masturbation or something, because for me, blowing a load by myself or with a girl really isn't a huge difference.

I have had girlfriends, but not many real dates since I was 18. And again, not a big deal. A good movie in the dark eating some left over pizza in my underwear, with no whiny girl who I gotta hold my farts in for, is a pretty hot date.

Seriously, dating and fucking is great, but many things are just as good in life.

This dude has got it down!

QFT

No its not 20 Trust me its not im much smarter than that i know ive taken an iq test and i get good grades in school

First - IQ tests are crap.

Second - It doesn't take any intelligence at all to get good grades, it takes dedication.

And your gramma sucks.

If i was an admin I would perma ban you all for you're own good. This thread makes me angry that you're not doing anything about it.

Suicidal/Homosexual thoughts


Fixed.

Mansex/suicide

HOLY DUMB FUCK. Me to yo.

I stubbed my toe this morning.

Winnar?

This is what is horribly wrong with youth today. They denounce everyone with legitimate psychological, (I'm on meds) or emotional problems as "emo". I personally think emos are the scum of the Earth that have no real problems save for their shitty fucking taste in music, make-up, and clothing. I am trying to test the waters with women, but I'm really goddamn insecure.

Fixed.

Mansex/suicide


Typical retard humor. Seriously, if you honestly thought that was worth posting, you're a dumbfuck degenerate.

Think about your parents; thier life could have been so much better if you hadn't been born. Do you really think anyone gives a flying fuck about you? You're not funny, you're a pathetic fucker and you should commit suicide.

I'm 17, a virgin, never had a girl friend and see myself as ugly. i have some acne and a little heavy. my face is a little messed up, nothing major just a few scars, do to a dog bite a wile ago. i don't worry much about anything, i just sit back and smoke as much weed as possible. i have alot of friends but i guess I'm not assertive enough to get a girl. I'm not a self loathing idiot like some people in the world I'm just describing myself to see how truly pathetic i am.

first sex @ 14 after 2 months of dating. neither of us wanted to have sex, but we gave into peer pressure and had sex on my friends floor at a "co-ed sleepover"That's more pathetic than a dateless 18 year old because all of the first experiences sucked. Atleast you get to look forward to it.

Im 16, girlless, and not giving a shit

who wins now muthafucka

Same boat, 18 years old. At this point, I'm so fucking sick of trying to snag a girl, that I just act like a complete asshole to every girl I meet.

Everyone that is sulking: Go drop $30 on "The Game" By Neil Strauss. It will help you, read it, trust it, live it. I don't mean to advertise, but it IS everything you need. That is all.

Yeah, I don't think I will. Life is great at the moment for me, only problem is I'm surrounded by devout catholics/stupid valley girls. By I've turned that around by not paying any attention to them, because all I find hot, incredibly stupid females for is sex.

So I lose, I guess.

I dont care to know how to pick up street trash from a club. Thats the city's job, mate.

It's not quite as cool as people think. I get like- eight death threats a day. I use my sexuality to boost my self-esteem, which is incredibly low thanks to years of unawknowledgment from my parents. All I really got going for me is the fact that I'm good at seducing women, I can fight well, and I got art.

That is fucking it.

Edit: and I'm kinda smart.

ummm If you were kinda smart,you would have find a way to prove your existence by not hitting stuff,or fucking things.



PS:That was the most retarded thing i have ever read for a month and made me laugh,Thank you !

Excellent.

Alot probably have tried, but to no avail. They have tried countless times but all ended in failure.

you're a pathetic fucker and you should commit suicide.

This, of course, coming from the one who posts in the 'try to out pathetic me' thread