Alright, well, ive realized something, girls at my school (11-15) dont know about guys dicks. I speak for girls in my grade. I mean, they believe guys when they say they've got these 12 inch soft dicks. It pisses me off, cuz then, when a girl sees a guys dick, its gonna be a normal size for the age, and not this mutant huge dude. And the guy is gonna be ridiculed for having a small dick (even though its normal sized). It pisses me off, and ruins things for guys. When a chick goes to give head, and doesnt know her facts, shes gonna think hes got a small dick, when, in reality, its normal, and possibly shell tell other people. Then, everyone thinks hes got a small dick. Its gay, and these guys are ruining it for other guys. They need to man up and admit the facts, and after the girls go OMG SMALL, the guy can explain its normal sized. I tried to teach a girl on my bus whom is my friend that guys in middle school aren't horses.(she believed some dude that said he was 8inches soft). A bit of a rant, but its true. Its not cool either. Some girls know there stuff. But apparently alot are misinformed and gullible.

So, your mad because you have a small dick?

Selfpwn.

I don't know what you're talking about. I've got at least 9 inches of limpdick.

no, Not at all, im saying that it sucks cause people that have normal sized dicks, like myself, will get fucked over by some faggots lies of his supposed horse peenor.

won't he be the one getting fucked over when they actually see his penis?
i think you're worrying about this a little too much. little soft penises are cute. like friendly bunnies.

I'm 15 and have the size of an average full grown adult. I know a guy, and this has been proven because he's showed it to multiple chicks, his is like 8 inches soft. Not that I give a shit, I just thought I'd tell you.

So four girls all busted out a ruler and checked? How odd....

btw, do you guys have any GOOD data/charts with the average sizes for various ages?

So four girls all busted out a ruler and checked? How odd....

I don't know about you guys but that'd turn me on a bit and it wouldn't be so soft no more so it don't count.

btw, do you guys have any GOOD data/charts with the average sizes for various ages?

No. Live with your dick size.










Yeah I know what your saying.
I'm proud out of what I got. I'm a little bigger than average and it pisses me off when people say "Oh yeah I have a HUGE dick" and shit.

Tell the guys to fuck off and go actually grow a 12 inch dick.
Then punch them in the face.

the thing is, i cant punch em in the face : theyre cool/they could own me :D

I know, if i hear em say it, im just gonna be like..no. you don't. STFU. NOW.

Shouldn't you be out playing hopscotch? Get off the fucking computer. You'll turn into a totsean.

its 8:51 PM

plus, i dont play hopscotch

its 8:51 PM

plus, i dont play hopscotch

Everyone plays hopscotch...

*hides my chalk*

lol the squares form satanic 3d holes...my brother went to hell playing hopscotch.

No shit. Get out while you still have time. It may be too late.

All the girls I have talked to say even the smallest dick they have ever had was good.

next time you hear them fools say that again tell them to prove it right there and then. buuuut they might call you gay. the best thing you could do is make the girl cum no matter what. then the word will spread that you are good in bed and thus you will get more girls flirting with you. some guys have a big one but dont know how to use it.

LOL but they don't have big dicks - i bet they're too scared to measure it

plus those girls are whores in training, fuck 'em, get a nice girl who isn't as "experienced" as they are, she won't care about cock size.

Plus, those guys are gonna be in for a shock when they get with those girls - they'll drop their trousers and it'll be a one inch wonder, not the 12" they said it was.

for the record, mine's over NINE-THOUSAAAAAND...

ok, i'll stop

My first instinct was to say "don't these girls have the internet." I immediately realized that that would not help, and would probably make it worse.

This reminds me of this time when I was 14. I got into this huge argument with a guy over the foot size/dick size issue, since he had giant feet. We never did find an impartial judge to settle the matter.

I have a normal sized penis and have a thing for asians.

It works out well.

Soft size is meaningless. Statistics say that 100% of guys are lying. If you say your real size, people will assume it's 1-2" smaller. Solution: Don't talk about the size of your penis.

Exclude yourself from the conversation, smile, lean back in your chair, catch the eye of the girl who is inspiring the BS and wink.

Interestingly enough the guy with the biggest dick I've ever seen always used to joke about how little his dong was as much and as often as he could. Besides if you're shit in bed it doesn't matter how big your dick is anyway.

for the record, mine's over NINE-THOUSAAAAAND...

ok, i'll stop

Well, mine's over 9,000,000 µm... :P

i never liked middle school

I think I speak for most of us when I say that's one of the last things we want our manhood called/referred to.. :P

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Middle school drama makes me laugh, oh so fucking hard. You will soon discover that there are actual bad things that can happen to you, not a bunch of girls who are just fucking ignorant and haven't been through Sex Ed yet.

Too many guys are hung up on the size of their cock.

You could have a huge, arrow straight cock which you are incredibly proud of, yet not have a clue how to use it and have girls coming to my left index finger for the pleasure you're unable to provide.

Selfpwn.

Lol
<3

hmm, all of my friends, even the super frigid who felt sick and teary at the site of softcore porn, are pretty realistic about penises. there may be a few misinformed 12 year olds in my school, but i think you just go to school with a lot of dumb bitches.
if you have a little willy, but use it well, they are not going to complain or slag you off. if you are very very small and are crap at everything, then they will slag you off.
on the flipside, no matter how big you are, they will slag you off if you don't know how to use it and are crap at everything else as well.
also, they'll only talk shit about you if you do something really fucked and mean to them, or they're thirteen. you kids are wayyy to young to be thinkin' about dicks yet!

shake what yo' momma gave ya! or in your case, learn how to use it :)

I was thinking the same thing as I read this.

So you mean my 14 incher flaccid piece is abnormal? The ladies don't mind!

What are you talking about? I got 20 inches of pure man-steel hanging between my legs.

i stopped reading when i read "middle school".

Wait until you're in college or something. Then be worried if the girls are still making fun of your dick.

Hey, if your penis is the size of a quark that's ok, you still have plenty of bacteria to fool around with.

My advice would be to get out of middle school, go outside, and get out. Get out while you still can!

girls at my school (11-15) dont know about guys dicks.

I guess sluts must be getting younger.

I mean, shit... they're children. I wouldn't expect them to have an in-depth knowledge of the schlong, at least not much beyond whatever they learn in biology/sex education.