So, tonight was Valborg here in Sweden.

Valborg is a holiday that celebrates something that noone gives a shit about. What people do is get piss arse drunk, not just party drunk, but drunk drunk.
I guess it's our St. Patrik's day.
We also have a huge ass bonfire.

Short: A drunkass girl tried to make out with me. I got my first kiss and it sucked ass so I was to much of a pussy to do anything else.

Anyyways, since I dont really have out-of-school friends I stayed with my parents in our little village.
When the bonfire was nearing its end and the grownups were clearing out, two girls from my class who apparently were in the neighbourhood called and came to the bonfire.

One of my really close friends is madly in love with the cute girl and I've been trying to wing him. She's also like 13"(33cms) shorter than me and looks about 12. She's 14 which is 2 years younger than me. All good reasons to stay away from her.

So she was drunk and all over me and rubbing me and shit. Being very receptive to groping, she put my hand on her breasts.
And when she started biting my face I gave up and...kissed her, sort of.
I know it was only my first kiss but I'm pretty sure that's not how they're supposed to go...

She just shoved her toungue into my mouth and caught me by surprise so I just kinda flapped my lips and pulled away claiming she was too drunk.

And she kept up the physical touching but I was too much of a pussy to kiss her again. At the time I told myself that I was doing it out of respect to my friend.
But that's bullcrap, I was scared.

Sigh...
School on wednesday is gonna be awkward, she sits next to me, and she wasn't at all drunk enough to black this out.
And my first kiss sucked ass. It's sorta put me off the whole kissing thing.

Eugh, what a night.

Hahah aw man, sympathies to you. First kisses aren't usually fantastic, I know mine wasn't.
But kissing, when you get the hang of it, is amazing. Just keep trying.

My first kiss was amazing. I had turned 14 less than a week ago, and she had turned 16 a week before me. To this day I don't think she knew my age. Anyway, it was to a crappy movie with Hale Berry, and we made out throughout the flick. Awesome.

Later I discovered blowjobs and they became the new kissing, but I still enjoy a good lip-locking session. I think it can be very intimate.

Also, don't worry about the people after me who are going to rag on you for only kissing a girl at 16.

Head, the new kissing?! Sign my ass up...

Don't give them ideas!

But anyone with some real life experience; what should I expect when we meet again in school on wednesday?

Should I mention it? make fun of it? expect a kiss when we meet or what?

Should I mention it? make fun of it? expect a kiss when we meet or what?

I was going to say who cares, I don't see your problem she was piss ass drunk as you say. However, now that you mention the above, and she does remember, I see your problem.
If she hints at it, talk about it, see what she says.
If she starts laughing, make fun of it...hard to gauge though...just use your brain. And if your friend is really into her....I wouldn't kiss her;)

Aw man, first kisses suck like hell.

I was 17 and my friends basically dared me to do it because they I knew I was so inexperienced. So they got this girl over who they reckoned liked me and I got off with her.

It was wierd.

When you meet girls you like, they are awesome beyond belief though.

Man my first kiss was pretty much the exact same: she jammed her tongue in my mouth and caught me off-guard (both piss drunk at a party) and I kinda flapped my lips a bit then pulled out. She then proceeded to run around the party telling everyone I was a horrible kisser.

First kisses do suck.

So, tonight was Valborg here in Sweden.

Valborg is a holiday that celebrates something that noone gives a shit about. What people do is get piss arse drunk, not just party drunk, but drunk drunk.
I guess it's our St. Patrik's day.
We also have a huge ass bonfire.



One of my really close friends is madly in love with the cute girl and I've been trying to wing him. She's also like 13"(40cms) shorter than me and looks about 12. She's 14 which is 2 years younger than me. All good reasons to stay away from her.

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What fucking metric system are you on?
13 inches = 33.02 centimeters

My first kiss was amazing. I had turned 14 less than a week ago, and she had turned 16 a week before me. To this day I don't think she knew my age. Anyway, it was to a crappy movie with Hale Berry, and we made out throughout the flick. Awesome.


mine was during "Lady in the Water" and it was pretty cool but she was younger than me, i actually started shaking a little, and she sort of licked all over my face (bad kisser). I regret it to this day but, i mean, it was my first so what the hell.

I broke up with her the next day cause i got made fun of for it lol

You kids are goofy. Don't miss any chance to get any. EVER. Unless the girl is like 1000 pounds bigger than you.

You have no idea how much you are going to regret it when you get older.

seriously. like, this one time, i had a long distance girlfriend, and i was a virgin, but this other chick here who i had just met wanted to fuck me, but i was like no i have a girlfriend who im gonna fuck when i go visit her.

well, i visited her, we didnt fuck, we broke up, and now im still a virgin.

moral: never turn down anything ever.

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAAHAHA.

Grow some balls and become a man. She was begging for the dick and you wussed out. She probably thinks your gay.

seriously. like, this one time, i had a long distance girlfriend, and i was a virgin, but this other chick here who i had just met wanted to fuck me, but i was like no i have a girlfriend who im gonna fuck when i go visit her.

well, i visited her, we didnt fuck, we broke up, and now im still a virgin.

moral: never turn down anything ever.

This made me lol. That sucks dude.

This seems to be turning into a 'what was your first kiss like?' thread. Mine was pretty awesome. It was in my room with my girlfriend at the time (I was 14), and we were just hanging out, and it just sort of happened, you know? And I was like, hell yeah, this kicks ass. We talked about afterward and it turned out she enjoyed it. Too bad she turned out to be a horrible backstabbing bitch. I think she's the reason why I hate fake people who are dishonest so much.

First kisses blow. I was 16 and the girl was hammered while I was halfway to her state of drunkness. Basically we just kind of locked lips (although no tongue) and it was awkward because I wasn't really sure of what to do :( she passed out a few minutes later so it really sucked.

Then a month or so later I got with some other girl who had been drinking at a party (she was drunk but nothing too bad) and that went really well since I just followed her lead and we went at it for a good five minutes. Since then I feel like I've learned and am pretty good at it.

Hehe I think the moral is drunken first kisses suck.

Mine kicked ass. It was sweet and romantic and filled all the googoo foofy shit requirements. Well actually that was my first time making out. My first kiss was with a girlfriend and was kind of boring. Come to think of it that first time making out was with a girl I had just met, on a basketball court, and she had a boyfriend. But hey it was in Spain and it felt romantic to me. So screw off all you guys.

What the hell!

I tried to do the right thing and tell my friend that the girl likes me over him.
And now he's telling everyone that I'm spreading rumours about her being drunk!

Okay man, I can see where your situation is going. First fucking thing you need to do is go talk to the girl. Telling her she was too drunk was a stupid move on your part. What you should of done was to tell her to slow down, kissing in my opinion can be more intimate than sex.

On that note, even though you had a bad first experience it doesn't mean that kissing can't be great. So the next time you sit next to her, do not be awkward, I repeat, DO NOT BE AWKWARD!

That means YOU open up the conversation. You walk in, and greet her and ask how she is. After that shit is handled, talk to her about the recent drama that has been going on. Tell her that you have not been spreading rumors and you aren't quite sure what is going on, but you are going to find out.

Next step is to confront your friend, he is just hurt man. He liked the girl and she got with you, wouldn't you be hurt? Atleast that is how I am reading it, so go up to him and talk it out. He is a friend, and if he is a good friend then you really shouldn't take this girl over him especially if you don't really like her.

Do all that and you should be good man, you can even set it up to push yourself out of your comfort zone when it comes to girls, and this 14 year old girl can do it for you. I know you are scared, but just tell yourself you have nothing to lose. Life does not begin and end at 16, the things that happen are all for learning.

Eh, I don't think I even remember my first kiss... Kind of depressing.

As for your situation.

When you get to class and sit down next to her, just start a conversation... I would use something like:

"Hey, how's it going... Not too drunk today, I see."

There's humor in that, which, we should all know by now, is a great coping mechanism to situations like this.

Also, talk to your friend. Tell him you didn't enjoy it at all. That it was your first kiss, and it turned in to this bull shit. Worse comes to worse, show him this thread.

^Eh, not bad. I would rephrase that conversation opener though, she might take it as insulting since it is possible she was embarassed after you kind of rejected her when she threw herself at you. You don't want to hurt her feelings. I would say something like, "Hey, what's up?", she says something in response. Then something along the lines of, "did you have to recover (if it was saturday) sunday?". Be more concerned with her state of welfare, don't be cocky yet. You are trying to break the ice after an awkward night, so don't be cocky/funny yet, you want to be concerned. Then as the conversation starts rolling along more you can say something about her being drunk.

Also for you advice about his friend, I think that has more potential to hurt his feelings further. You are going to tell your friend who had a crush on this girl that it wasn't worth it?

The kiss was horrible and he should just forget about her? That is just going to make him bitter, and resent you. What you need to do is console his feelings by explaining that it just happend, and that you weren't intentionally trying to steal her from him. He should get it, he is a guy, and then score some beer and go drinking a little bit with him.

Eugh...

I've told my friend basically everything I posted here.
How she came on to me and how awful the kiss was.

I also had a conversation with the girl on msn just now. And it's amazing really. Technollogy has progressed to point where it's possible to be awkward over the internet...
:(

It was stale, stilted and bascially boring.
Neither of us mentioned her groping me. We talked about last night and almost came close to the subject but...
Nothing.

My friend chatted to her and said 'Bean said a creepy looking hobo could've gotten laid with you' (because of the drunkage)
To which she responded 'Well, HE could have'
Im assuming she meant Bean.

Thx CarbonB, that's what I needed to hear.
I have it pretty well set up, in Sweden High School starts a year sooner, so I'm leaving this class in 4 weeks and never seeing them again.

Ahhh then that makes it a little bit different. In that case, I would say if you want to wait, then wait. However, you should steadily be trying to work on your fear of intimacy.

Your friend sounds like he doesn't understand the damage those statements can make. He just sounds mad that she didn't want to fuck him. So I am guessing he wasn't that close of a friend?

Not at all close.
It is just recentyl that we started talking again and that is because I've been trying to help him with this girl.

So you're saying I should just wait today when I sit down next to her?
Cuz your 'just fucking talk pansy' idea seemed suitable

Hahaha, this reminded me of bunnymeatball. Hopefully this situation escalates, gets insanely awkward and humorous.

What you could do is:

Invite the girl to go to lunch with you at some random, yet quiet place.

At the same time, invite your friend to go to lunch at the same place you invited her.

Now, if my calculations are correct {cheesey romance movie + disney directed fun^3 + cliche' / (sadness / drama)}, they'll run in to each other... and well, the rest should un-fold nice and smooth.

But seriously, just be ready for a few awkward situations in the future.

Haha, Fatkitty for mod.

Anyhoo

School was interesting, the conversation went like this.

Bean: Hey Girl, what up?
Girl: Oh, nothing...You?
B: Nothing
*B goes to class.

Then in woodwork she came to borrow some pliers I was using and I made a dumb joke about some crappy jewelry I made and she laughed.

That's it.

Oh and she gave candy to my friend but not me, trying to get into mah head! But I am mentally strong!


I frikkin sukk tho...:(

edit: who's bunnymeatball? Ive been seeing him referenced in many threads, some about incest.
What did he do?

I'm going to advice you to totally forget about this girl. While you were being insecure and thinking of what to do next your friend got closer to her, which wasn't hard since you hardly knew her in the first place.

Now before you know it this girl will have you fighting your friend over her, which is but the next step in these shameful events. Forget about it and walk away, don't let that first kiss blind you.

She just shoved her toungue into my mouth and caught me by surprise so I just kinda flapped my lips and pulled away claiming she was too drunk.

This made me LOL! :D
It sounds like you did'nt know tongues were involved, my only advice to you next time put on a set of balls.