fuck!! okay so i am in advanced pe at school today, just railed half of an oc80 and im feeling pretty damn good, except for the fact that it gelled and my sinuses are clogged ass fuck. okay so im just sitting on the mats talking to a few of my friends, and my ex girlfriend walks up and starts talking to one of my friends, he listens because he likes her and shit, so i am sitting litteraly 3 feet from them so i can hear the whole conversation. she goes on to tell my friend how she had a shitty weekend. i am already pissed off because she is so goddamn annoying.

so she starts talking about how her parents found out that she had sex, wow big fucking whoop, so she continues and tells my friend about when it happened and almost exactly how it happened. i am almost totally sure she still thinks i like her and she wanted to make me jelous, i do not and i dont give a fuck who she sleeps with. so she tells my friend that she got some std from the guy, but she said that it is not considered an std, makes alot of sense. so she said that it is really rare and makes your hemoglobin count go really low.

alright i know the guy she says she slept with and i know that he has nothing, and i also know that he would not sleep with her. so i figure that she is lying her ass off, i just get up and move. alright so she also moves and again gets equally close to me. this is starting to piss me of really fucking bad. i do start to get jealous(wtf was i thinking!?) so i tell her that i can hear exactly what she has been saying, and i tell her that i chilled with the guy she "slept" with yesterday and he said nothing about it. so she says that she went to the hospital and all that shit and that her parents were super pissed. i am like "shut the fuck up" i dont want to hear your story about how you got laid and got an std and shit.

now what i dont understand is why the fuck would you lie about something like that(i know she was lying) and what the fuck is wrong with women in general.

sorry, opiate induced rage.

Women lie constantly. Women lie for no other reason then to practice lying so they dont get rusty.

"Dishonesty in a woman is a thing you never deeply blame." - F. Scott Fitzgerald.

yeah you are right, but fuck why such an elaborite lie. fucks sake i wouldnt tell anybody if i got an std.

Because chances are you're/she's 15 or so. Having sex equates to being 'cool', and lets not forget mature. And if you're not actually having sex, then the second best thing to do is to talk about it. And anyone can say they're having sex, but theres a good chance that someone will see through it. If you tag on something like an STD then its automatically believable because everyone gets that tinge of pity that prevents them from questioning the original statement.

And also, using the adjective 'Advanced' to describe PE doesnt make you cool either.

im 16 and shes 17, and it is actually called advanced PE so fuck off you asshole. and i have had sex and so has she we were each others first, what i am thinking is that she hasnt had sex since we were together and she is trying to make me jealous and think she has. before i had sex i never really talked about it.

Then you already have your reason as to why she would lie.

And the word 'advanced' adds nothing to your story, nor is it relevent in any way. Normal people would just call it PE, regardless of what it says on your schedule. Throwing advanced in there is just some arrogant way of bragging.

Congratulations, btw. I'm sure it must be awfully difficult to get accepted into advanced PE.

fuck, alright ill just call it PE you stupid shithead.

no wonder she bounced onto some better shit, haha

Congratulations, btw. I'm sure it must be awfully difficult to get accepted into advanced PE.

lmao.... i found that hilarious.. thank you, it was a good start to my day.

Fucking a', the guy may or may be in advanced PE, it doesn't fucking matter, get over it.

She probably just wants to make you jealous/be an asshole. Don't worry about it/spread rumors about her having herpes and if she confronts you, just say that you must have misheard her and you were planning a surprise get-used-to-having-a-scabby-cunt party.

Congratulations, btw. I'm sure it must be awfully difficult to get accepted into advanced PE.

lmao... :D

no but serious she just did it to make you jealous no other reason.

What ever happened to calling it gym class? To this day I refuse to play volleyball. (You try blacking out after having a gorilla whack you in the face with one, then you can judge me for that.)

Back on topic, like you've never lied about a girl to impress your friends. It's human nature. As for the STD part, maybe she was pissed at him for something else, maybe she was trying to generate sympathy, and maybe she was just trying to add detail to her story to make it more realistic. Hell, there's a one in a million chance that it's the truth. Though I'm not aware of any 'STDs that aren't really STDs that will lower your hemoglobin levels.'

Ask her what it was called. That should shut her up.

I just can't think of anyone who would want to spread around a rumor that they had an STD. fuck how stupid are kids getting these days.

i talked to the guy she slept with and he said that it never happened, she doesnt know that we used to be best friends. i am going to see how far she takes it and tell her, but fuck shes an idiot.

I'm sure she's a genious in her own mind...

...she does take advanced PE afterall...

ironic that half the people that make fun of the advanced part probably didn't pass even pass basic PE lol.
neways, she's just being a dumb bitch, wants attention etc etc. best advice i can give it to just ignore it, don't feed her.

Which of these two statements sounds better?

A) I was in advanced calculus and analytical geometry today, and this really cute girl was flirting with me.

B) I was in math class today, and this really cute girl was flirting with me.

If you chose A, you're wrong. The specific details add nothing relevent to the sentence, and they would only serve as a way for the writer to boast about how intelligent and advanced he is.

EDIT: And just for the record, I played baseball for 8 years. And I take tae kwan do classes whenever it fits my schedule.

Which of these two statements sounds better?

A) I was in advanced calculus and analytical geometry today, and this really cute girl was flirting with me.

B) I was in math class today, and this really cute girl was flirting with me.

If you chose A, you're wrong. The specific details add nothing relevent to the sentence, and they would only serve as a way for the writer to boast about how intelligent and advanced he is.

EDIT: And just for the record, I played baseball for 8 years. And I take tae kwan do classes whenever it fits my schedule.

Actually, A might give us more information as to what she probably looked like. ;)

god damnit, why would you lie that you [i]do[/] have an std?!
sounds like a dumb bitch looking for attention from one of your friends to make you jealous + make you jealous that she's moved on with someone else.
anyway, ignore her and don't do drugs in class

I mean c'mon, if any girls tell me she have STD and flirt with me. I'd feel extremely uncomfortable.

well, a little update. today we had this shit called unity in the comunity at school where the whole school goes out and helps the community. i had to ride the bus a ways out and she "happened" to be in my group. i talked to her about it and she admitted to the fact that she lied. i was like "why the hell would you say stuff like that" she said that she just wanted the attention and shit. so i was like alright and i know she felt like an idiot so i dropped it. still she is a stupid twat, for lying like that.

Hahahah, that's fucking beautiful. LOL... Advanced..


But really, she's a girl, she's not a woman at all. Maybe she still has a thing for you? I don't understand the STD thing though. Girls are like that dude.

Euggh.. 17 year old whores.

You got off lucky. Forget about the bitch, Cause someday, she wont be lying about all the STDs she's got.

And a STD that makes the 'haemoglobin levels really low' WTF?

Yes anemia is an std now
chances are she doesnt know what haemoglobin is.
OP tell the bitch to go fuck an iron dildo.:D