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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-04-30, 20:29 |
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 Home Alone(Friday Nights)
I still have problems talking to women... To help me escape my fears of the female.. I thought about going to a strip club and let off some steam...
Is the another way?
Any women specialist, pimps, bitches, womanizer, are anyone who could get a girl with the need of good looks.
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#2
2007-04-30, 21:14 |
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
1. Kill
2. Rape
3. Repeat
4. ?????
5. PROFIT
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#3
2007-04-30, 21:20 |
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
Just start talking to girls wherever you go, whatever the opportunity is, everywhere, anytime. You'll improve your conversation skills and level-up eventually.
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#4
2007-04-30, 21:36 |
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
Start off talking to girls you dont want to be involved with. This way you can be yourself easier as you dont care/care less about being judged and such. Then move onto talking to better looking girls slowly and surley, also myspace and things help.
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#5
2007-04-30, 21:37 |
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
Just go to the mall and LVL up. Put all your stat points in "ladies."
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#6
2007-04-30, 21:45 |
stringfire
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
I get the part about talking to girls... But when talking to girls i ran out stuff to talk about.. I doubt they want to talk about programming are hacking other nerd activities....Any suggestion.. on what you say when meet a girl.. Things I should talk about.. Topics should talk about..
How yo deal with rejection(fear)
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#7
2007-04-30, 21:48 |
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
Fuck a fat chick. Then fuck a little less fat chick. Then a chick who is a little less fat than the last one. Continue until you can bear to live with yourself.
Or just quit being a pussy. Girls can smell it a mile away.
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#8
2007-04-30, 21:48 |
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
Loosen the fuck up. You can seduce a girl with programming lingo if you believe it's cool. The things you make nerdy are only nerdy because you think they are. Biology, science, everything can be cool if you make it cool. The idea is that you have to make the conversation exciting. If not, you fail at women. That's not altogether a bad thing, it just means you're no casanova.
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#9
2007-04-30, 22:51 |
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
you see a girl, watch or not..
"hey, got the time?"
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"thanks"
progress from there.
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#10
2007-04-30, 23:02 |
stringfire
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
Just watch the movie skool for scoundrels I'm just gonna lie lie and lie some more. I'll patch my reality with false reality thus changing my structure of reality. Tomorrow is the day Deep breath and go for it.
What if she ignores me, laugh at me, stare down at me, walk away, dist me, are tell me off.
What should I do?
Should shrug my shoulders and walk away.
Call her a bitch
say "alright"
run away crying like ned flenders
flip her off
How to handle the rejections?
are hooker's is my only chance of getting laid.
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#11
2007-04-30, 23:56 |
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There's a NEW Mexico?
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
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Originally Posted by stringfire
Just watch the movie skool for scoundrels I'm just gonna lie lie and lie some more. I'll patch my reality with false reality thus changing my structure of reality. Tomorrow is the day Deep breath and go for it.
What if she ignores me, laugh at me, stare down at me, walk away, dist me, are tell me off.
What should I do?
Should shrug my shoulders and walk away.
Call her a bitch
say "alright"
run away crying like ned flenders
flip her off
How to handle the rejections?
are hooker's is my only chance of getting laid.
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What. the. fuck. |
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#12
2007-05-01, 00:20 |
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
Hell, every time I talk about hacking/programming with girls they manage to think its sexy. If you pull it off as just that bad-ass they'll go for it. Just start off with "so I was in this computer last night" and then keep going from there. Better yet, hack some webpage and be all like "X <3 Y" and she'll be all "awwwww, you defaced for me! U 31337 d00d!" and you can be all "Yeah, du me in #phrack"
Just listen, be supportive when they're down, and come off as badass yet vulnerable. Make her feel needed, but keep yourself unobtainable.
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#13
2007-05-01, 05:17 |
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
Dude watch the move Hackers. That dude get Angelina Jolie who is hot.
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#14
2007-05-01, 21:13 |
GHS ANARCHIST
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
there are so many pathetic fucks on totse nowadays......go to parties, dance, get drunk, and make friends.
yes, it's that easy
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#15
2007-05-01, 21:19 |
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
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Originally Posted by Prometheum
Hell, every time I talk about hacking/programming with girls they manage to think its sexy. If you pull it off as just that bad-ass they'll go for it. Just start off with "so I was in this computer last night" and then keep going from there. Better yet, hack some webpage and be all like "X <3 Y" and she'll be all "awwwww, you defaced for me! U 31337 d00d!" and you can be all "Yeah, du me in #phrack"
Just listen, be supportive when they're down, and come off as badass yet vulnerable. Make her feel needed, but keep yourself unobtainable.
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hahahahaha
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2007-05-01, 23:01 |
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
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Originally Posted by scjones
Dude watch the move Hackers. That dude get Angelina Jolie who is hot.
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Yeah, you could shag her in the pool on the roof. Did anyone get the hackers ref in my post btw? |
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#17
2007-05-02, 00:07 |
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pipicacapoopooland teehee
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
Rake enough women and you'll level up and get Kiss of Death lvl 2, then you have to go to Cuba in the Monument of Pain and whack some bitches then kill the lvl 70 Pimp boss.
Thats how I did it.
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#18
2007-05-02, 04:00 |
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
I was once told this in another totse forum and it helped me hella lot. My friend "Man up or go womanless"
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#19
2007-05-03, 04:06 |
stringfire
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
I man the fuck up... And talk to this cute girl who works at papa gino's. She told she has a boyfriend. I'll keep trying.
ps
I live at home and parents are hella strict (Father's a Veteran)
Can't party, etc... I learned that the hard way.:(
planning on moving out next next just saving up and looking for betta job
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#20
2007-05-03, 04:26 |
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Re: Home Alone(Friday Nights)
That's good to keep trying. There is a big chance she does not have a boyfriend. Often a girl will say it as an automatic defense mechanism.
AND if she does really, it still might not be an obstacle, if you prove you would be a superior mate, she'll be yours.
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