What are some crazy things you people have heard about being put in vaginas/used to masterbate?

Watching a chick use the edge of a counter on her clit has to be one of the most surprising things I've ever seen. So out there I forgot about it until I heard about it again.

Heard about one chick getting raped with a toy sword.

lulz. One of the Harry Potter vibrating broomstick toys.

I lol'd heartily when i heard that one.

A large carrot.

-or-

A toothbrush.

The vegetable aisle will never be the same. :(

my best friend's ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend (pretty sure i have that right) let some guy do her with an unwrapped mars bar. then she ate it.
she also let some guy (not sure if it was the same one) put 5 maltesers up her...only 3 came back out. i'm assuming she had some pretty nasty infections. guess she had a sweet tooth?

I heard about a girl who put an ice cream feast in her. I tried hard to get a picture of what a feast looks like.

Basically it's like a chocolate bar with nuts and ice cream in it.

Anyway, she ended up getting severe internal lacerations, due to the temperature and the presence of nuts. She had to go to hospital to get it sorted.

She had got it out of the freezer in her flat, to which her male flat mate replied "That was my feast, I was looking forward to that!"

i've seen video's with:
3 golf balls
a guy's head
a 2-litter bottle

there's this one site where they put an open ended bong in a chick, and smoke from her pussy.

and i've heard about someone using a lightbulf, and then it breaking, and things getting very unpleasant.

Anyway, she ended up getting severe internal lacerations, due to the temperature and the presence of nuts. She had to go to hospital to get it sorted.


LULZ!!!!11!11oneeleven

"Presence of nuts"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i've heard about someone using a lightbulb, and then it breaking, and things getting very unpleasant. eeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!

LOL, I heard a story (IT'S TRUE!!!!!!11) where a girl was masturbating with a broomstick handle on top of the laundry machine while her parents away. They came back early and rushed downstairs when they heard the load moaning coming from the laundry room. She jumped onto the floor out of surprise and she ended up running herself through with the handle.

An eel.

Go watch Animal Farm...Sickening European porno.

everything... live animals

This one made me gasp.
I'm serious.

^^
Snopes says it not true. And snopes wouldnt lie.

BUT IT JUST HAS TO BE TRUE!!!1!!1!

I have heard of all kinds of stuff but I will post things I have personally seen:

condom wrapped cucumber
hair brushes, the handles and what girl doesn't have a favorite hairbrush
smooth curling irons
the handle of a vacuum cleaner, while its running
a dog's tongue, seen this twice on webcam and it was two different girls
beer and wine bottles
chair leg, was on it's side, pushed against the wall so it wouldn't move and had a condom on it. she was in the ever popular doggy style position.
a gear shift. yes she tried it because of the urban legend but it didn't work well..
plastic mountain dew and other soda bottles.
banana
popsicle...bomb pops...just awesome
the list goes on and on

some were on webcam, others on a video and a few right in front of me. Hell I used a few of them on girls

iPod, phone, deoderant bottle, fish, eels, a pack of polos. I'll try to remember some more

this girl i know told me about how her ex let her stick a cop nightstick up said ex's ass. that's kinda sick.

PS2 controller.....rumble feature anyone? ;)

*ObZ

my neighbor was about to fuck this girl i know and while he was eating her out she noticed a golf ball and had him put it in her and it got stuck so he didn't get laid that night... i'm not sure to this day how she got it out.

i used a star wars play lightsaber on my ex-wife once,it was her idea,then like a week later i gave the light saber to my kid brother,i would always smile to myself whenever i saw him playing with it

someone probably made that one up after seeing cannibal holocaust

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