Recently I've been wanting to try fucking my gf in the ass quite badly but she refuses to let me because she says that it would hurt her a lot. Any ideas on how to get her to accept it and try it?

Your first mistake was asking outside of sex......

If you hadn't have mentioned it, and got her horney enough, she probably would have let you. But now......

Mabey get her to watch some anal porn with you.

Mabey let her fuck you in the arse with a dildo first.

Mabey see if there is anything she wants you to let her do to you.

It's a personal thing between you and your girlfriend - you know your relationship better than any one else......

You can beg for it until she lets you and you're left with an awkward silence after you're done and you're dick is covered in poo and you need a shower. I recommend a good dick slap before hand for making you beg. Dirty sanchez that shit. Tell her to suck you dick in a deep harsh commanding voice and find out how crazy slutty she really is. If she made you beg, you need a new girl anyway. You've spoiled this one.


Or you talk her in to it by talking about how she can't get pregnant, and how you read in readers digest it's good for the digestive system. You read in GQ, that 90% of relationships that aren't open enough to experiment with anal end in failure. Lie your ass off and make a good excuse she'll believe and go for.

Or you can TELL her/not ask(tell her to SHH! and or glare at her and or dismissively laugh if she objects. The pushover in the relationship loses if you try this. If that's you, you can either retrain the relationship by escalating up from joking to insulting, or chose one of the other options.), use lube+a butt plug, take it slow, do it, make her ask for it harder, then kiss her on the forehead and tell her she's a "good shela."

Use a toy to get her started or you'll break your dick. Use a cock ring too. You want to come inside her so that you can check it off of your list of things to do, not have to stop because you popped your boner.


Anal sucks. It's just fun because it's degrading to the girl.

Give her a finger. Work up in size from there.

For the most part, it only hurts if she expects it to hurt, because she'll tense up.

Get that bitch drunk and stick it in her ass!

True dat. Start with a finger during her on top. Go to the shocker while eating her out. Start adding fingers when she's on top as she gets used to it. Then after giving her 2 or 3 while eating her out when she's blind folded, slide that shit in before she realizes what's going on. You can buy yourself atleast 2 or 3 "Nooooo." moans with "Shhh" "You sure" and "C'mon, just give it a chance." If it's not obvious already she get's addament, like "NO!" stop immediately. "It hurts" in a whiny voice is essentially permission to continue until the next objection: "Try to relax" "You're almost there" It's pretty much just like popping a cherry.

Steady pressure, small, slow, in and out movements.


I can get away with cutting in line at the DMV so if you're not a disarmingly persuasive person that doesn't know how to identify levels of objection, and know when you can get away with shit, and how to brush it off and get forgiveness when they are offended that you railroaded them, then stop on the first objection.

Remember- a sheepish grin is a great way to get someone to say: "Fuck it, why not."



I'm a "no, means yes" artist. Don't try that shit at home or on one night stands kids.

If she's really against it, nothing will get her to try it. My husband has been begging me for it for 9 years and we still haven't done it.

So seeing as how april is nearly over, you decided against the plan to finally give it to him? (you said april, right?...)

No, you've done it. You just don't remember because of the chloroform.

Anyway, where have you been?

Ok, how about a serious reply?

I've gotten about 3 or 4 different women anally that claimed they would never/have never done it beforehand.....so perhaps I have a technique that works......

Obviously alcohol and/or drugs helps. It lowers their inhibitions, makes them hornier, and numbs them up a bit allowing for a little bit more "pain" in the process. After that you have to understand this isn't a 5 minute task. Your plan is to TEASE their ass, so much to the point they'll be BEGGING for your cock. Allow yourself at least an hour of foreplay if you want your ultimate goal.

Start out with either a massage, or having that ass in perfect position in a 69. Massage it, caress it, if she is into light spanking...smack it a little. Remember to keep the heightened sensitivity up by spending a little bit of time on her pussy too. What you are trying to do is mix the feeling of pleasure into the realm of the unknown. Now if you REALLY want this anal bad enough, there is something else you'll have to introduce to her butt before your fingers....and that is your tounge. Don't worry if you haven't done it before, it is NO BIG DEAL! As long as you ain't with some skank and has decent hygeine or has showered recently. You can start kissing, licking, nibbling on her ass cheeks while massaging them with your hands. Do this for a while, letting her enjoy the sensation.

When you finally make your way to her crack this is where the tease really begins. You have to work your way to her asshole slowly. When you finally get there, don't stick your tounge in, just do circles around it, again teasing it. All the while you should still be massaging her cheeks, maybe spanking, and of course occasionally playing with her pussy. Finally start reaming her ass with your tounge. If you started in a 69, you can do the "oopsie" attempt. Going from her pussy, past the taint, that way if you get a negative reaction to the tounging you can just chalk it up later to "my bad, I got lost in the moment". This should be no less than the 1/2 hour mark, and by now you should be getting your cues from her if she likes it. If she is moaning like a banshee enjoying this new found sensation, keep on going.

Once that ass is nicely lubed with your tounge, then go for the fingers. Start out with just one, and do NOT penetrate immediately. Just like before, tease it a little. Just tap the outside of her asshole a few times. You are getting it ready for insertion. Slowly insert to about your first knuckle, and really start working her pussy at this point. Try and time some light spanking with further insertion of that finger. When you get that first one in, see if you can suck on her clit, finger her ass, and another finger in her pussy. Go from 1 finger to multiple, again not rushing it.

An hour of this ass play and she should be begging you to butt fuck her. If you do it right with her sucking your cock while getting her ass ready, you should NEVER need any KY at all in the process. And when the day comes she is such an anal whore to the point where she jumps on top of you and puts it into her own ass rather than her pussy.....you can thank me then. : )

Good luck!

hah I actually know the kid whos posting this

*black mails*

So seeing as how april is nearly over, you decided against the plan to finally give it to him? (you said april, right?...)

Heh, well there's actually a funny story about that. We WERE going to do it, but then I was at the doctor and they discovered that I have ANOTHER internal hemmrhoid. (The last one was fixed by surgery) So I'm thinking that there maybe is a god after all...:P

Heh, well there's actually a funny story about that. We WERE going to do it, but then I was at the doctor and they discovered that I have ANOTHER internal hemmrhoid. (The last one was fixed by surgery) So I'm thinking that there maybe is a god after all...:P


You're worse than sui-chan :\

HAHAHAHAHAHA this has got to be the best reply i have ever read.. lmao!!

If I recall correctly, in your case it's shall we say, a physically intimidating feat.

Piece of advice if she lets you take the dirt road to Brown County. Unless she tells you to, don't go all fucking Tarzan on it. You will never get it again and you will ruin it for the next guy that tries to get her ass.

This reminded me of something I heard on MXC. "She is an anal hypnotist, Look into her Brown Eye"

Good luck because anal sex is both literally and figuratively the SHIT.

What the difference between your girlfriend's asshole and a 9 yr. old boy's? Nothing if you have a blindfold on.

People don't douche in Ohio, do they?

People don't douche in Ohio, do they?

Ah, from all the brown references, gotcha. Slick one ain't ya. Not sure if anal douching is popular anywhere, now anal bleaching i hear......

The best way to get a girl to do anal is to tell her you don't want it. Kind of like the best way to get laid is to not ask for it and seem like you couldn't care less if you got it.

Well...
Is her only reasoning for not trying it because she's scared of the pain.. or is she just against the idea completely?
If pain is the only issue, at least you have a chance.
I'm not advising you to take advantage of her but if she is a drinker... inform her that it will hurt a lot less after she's in a drunken state. Don't suprise her, she'll be much more relaxed if she's aware of every move you're about to make. (When you first enter or when you intend to... pick up the pace)
Best advise: GET LUBE.
Makes a world of difference for her first time.

Because a prolapsed anus is hot.
Plain and simple: Don't do it. Especially if she doesn't want it.

Kapplepies ideas a good way not to get anything what so ever, you have to show some interest in it, shes not just going to randomly one day stick it up her own ass if shes never had anal before, yo just need to make sure that you get her ready, and really, if your to rough the first time, that definitely it, you wont get it again period, trust me, and anal is different, whoever said it isnt is an idiot, its always tighter, and a different sensation completely, go for it dude, just dont fuck up

Funny thing is, i just had anal sex yesterday! Also it was my first time doing this.

Follow every piece of advice given in this thread. Seriously.

Involve the A-hole when orally/manually pleasuring the biatch.

Just use your initiative. If you do it right and she is adventurous enough, she'll want some man-meat up the poop-chute sooner or later.

Indeed...