Roflmao. I was too drunk to fight back at the time, I bled all over the place and shit, then the kid is all OKAY OKAY LETS DEAD IT LETS DEAD IT so I told him I'm boxing him next week. I got a big ass gash down my nose - I guess they half broke it, and I got a small black eye. My tooths been chipped and it knocked it loose. Shit was hella random, like they opened the door and just started punching me in the face. I didn't get knocked out or anything, I was just like, wtf the whole time.


It wasn't even the kid whos this girls bf is the ironic part. So I'm gonna jump him back next week and knock his bitch ass out. Its always fat people though that I fight, that shit pisses me off, fat people are a bitch to fight.

Stay low and hit the gut/kidneys hard and fast.

...gun

That's why you don't get on some other dude's chick.

Fuck that, she doesn't even want to be his girl, she was the one that wanted to be on ME.


Apparently my face is fractured, I don't give a fuck though as soon as my nose is relatively healed I'm getting that bitch back. They even apologized and shit about it and gave me vicodin, then when I was trying to see whats up this kid gets in a car and leaves. Fuck that shit.

After you kick his ass, tell him you've been fucking her for a loooong time. Then proceide to tell him you fucked her on his bed, and then jizzed on his pillow.

Classic.

I don't really understand what you're saying. I am high. I do not like you. That is all.

Eh I'm gonna carry a boombox around with me so after I fuck him up I can play that Tupac song that goes "THATS WHY I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA!"... Ftw.

Since he's fat, throw a nice low thai roundhouse just above his knee at the beggining of the fight. The fucker wont be able to move for shit for the rest of it

Nah... I'mma tap him on the shoulder from behind, hes gonna turn around, Ill push him back and say some stupid shit then just knock him out. Then tell everyone about how I fucked him up without having to resort to a sucker punch like a little bitch...

I think I'll be the first to say that if you jump him things aren't going to get better. If you jump him back, you're probably going to wind up ruined in the end. Him, too.

Who put them up to it? Or did they do it on their own decision? Either way, fuck over all those who are responsible.

Jesus Christ dude, why are you waiting? When somebody pulls that shit you cant just let it ride for a fuckin week. You need to be out the very next fuckin day, and you need to absolutely fuckin destroy him. Fuck somebody like that hard enough, and you wont be fucked with again.

Eh I'm gonna carry a boombox around with me so after I fuck him up I can play that Tupac song that goes "THATS WHY I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA!"... Ftw.

Hit 'em up

I think learning from my thread you have to have pics to prove it, or it didn't happen.

Yeah, and then go to the drunken panther stance and hit him with a flying double knee-strike to the eyes, and then execute that spinning facekick you like to do on Mortal Kombat.

You deserved it, you piece of shit.

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My white tee was soaked red... I'd post a pic of my face, but its totse, so heh.

I really don't give a fuck though. If he pulls a gun on me, he can get shot. If he tries and stabs me its the same. Afterwards before he ran off he was yelling something or other about how his big brother is the biggest gang banger in the realm and is all lvl 70 hardcore. I'll fuck his brother up too.

Who put them up to it? Or did they do it on their own decision? Either way, fuck over all those who are responsible. Basically the kid who thinks hes the girls BF, but hes too pussy to do it himself or admit he put them up to it.

Jesus Christ dude, why are you waiting? When somebody pulls that shit you cant just let it ride for a fuckin week. You need to be out the very next fuckin day, and you need to absolutely fuckin destroy him. Fuck somebody like that hard enough, and you wont be fucked with again.
I don't know where he lives, and my Mom won't let me go out anyway. My nose is lightway fractured and my face might be fractured too, ideally I wanna heal my shit first. I gotta jump him at school, ironically. And beleive me I will destroy him.

Your jeans are about to intercept a stream of jizz.

Sorry... seriously though, wtf is that on the right?

A belt buckle?

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My white tee was soaked red... I'd post a pic of my face, but its totse, so heh.

Blatantly painted your jeans red :P

Nah, man just look after yourself.. don't be doing anything stupid and nothing stupid will happen to you.

This reminds me of everything that is lame about wana-be-tough-protective guys...

...And the kind of guys who they seem to tangle with.

Blatantly painted your jeans red :P

Nah, man just look after yourself.. don't be doing anything stupid and nothing stupid will happen to you.
Eh I still think it was worth it, atleast this will keep me buisy. I'd post pics of my face but I'm sure someone would find some way to fuck me over for it.