Born today, yo.

<3

Congratulations.

Let me be the f... second (damn it, rabbitweed!) to offer you congratulations. :) <3

Congwatulations!

Isn't it a couple of weeks sooner than you were expecting?

What ya gonna name the little parasite? ;)

Congrats :D what's the name and is it male or female?

CONGRATS :)

Details!

Pix!

And hows HT??!

Congratulations, hopefully not a future totsean. :D

Congrats and all. :)

Maybe time to stop now though, yeah?

LOL i don't think you should be using totse anymore. What if one of your kids ran into the erotica section of totse? And then it ran into the younger and older section of erotica? One fucked up kid.

Congratulations.

Have you gave him/her a name yet?:D

Good for you!

What type is it?

As in gender......etc

Name it Langley. Regardless of gender.

I prefer Nosaj. :P

Congrats!

congrats!

name it John. thats my name :).

Congratulations padre.

Pics!
Pics or it didn't happen!

Congratulations too.
<3 Babies.

Congrats to you. Everything went ok?

Did you end up deciding on a double name like you wanted to? :)

Congrats Zek.
<3

Your kid is going to take my job in 20 years! Quit popping them out now before it's too late. Your finances won't survive public school.

You're all so Naïve, they're naming it after me of course. :)

Big up the pimp daddy that is HoZ.

Congrataz.

Congrats, man. :)

Lol this guys a troll made two accounts in HB and pretended it was his wife posting lmfao.

And they both posted within minutes of the other person. Fucking lol.

Actually he isn't and his wife ('Hardly There') posts here on a regular basis....when she isn't saving his sorry arse from the Happy House or being a mother to their countless children.

Congratulations, Zek. Give it a good name.

nicely done. just try not to divorce the mother/father. Infact no you can,just make it amicable for the kids, broken homes with hateful parents just ends in tears. but enough of the down

Well done Im sure you'll do a great job

Mike

nicely done. just try not to divorce the mother/father. Infact no you can,just make it amicable for the kids, broken homes with hateful parents just ends in tears. but enough of the down


Not neccessarily. My parents aren't together.... and my Dad has typical absent father syndrome i.e he buys me everything my heart desires. I wouldn't call that ending in tears lol.

But anyway. Congratulations :D

Y'got a spare now! ;)

Congrats man, that's awesome news. Hope things work out for you! :)

Congratulations. :)

Does it look like you or the mom?

Uhm from experience i can tell you it probably facially resembles a hairless shar pei more than anything else.

:P

Uhm from experience i can tell you it probably facially resembles a hairless shar pei more than anything else.

:P

The dad, then? :D

Uhm from experience i can tell you it probably facially resembles a hairless shar pei more than anything else.

:P

Well if he'd responded "fat, bald, and angry!" I'd be like "OMG YOUR WIFE GOT PREGELATED BY JACKKETCH!!"


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Anyway, remember there are allways rich chinese men who will pay good money for a healthy, white male baby.
Just in case, and all.

Erm Hello........

Male? Female? Other?

Birth weight?

Name/Possible Names?

Pics of this Male/Female/Other?

Oh and hows mommy doing?

GOT PREGELATED .

You should know by now that using made up words on totse only leads to trouble, copy cat grammar slayings and drive by punctuation. I mean, come on, half the board thinks 'normalcy' is an actual word.

I'll be the first one to say: "Losciate Ogni Speranza."

It's not mine, it's Dante's.

Who is this dante gadgee and why was he doing Hardly There?!

And isn't it 'lasciate'?

Who is this dante gadgee and why was he doing Hardly There?!

And isn't it 'lasciate'?

Depends on which version you're reading. The one I read it was "Losciate."

Is male, was 6 pounds and 14 ounces.

Name is Caydin-John. Unsure on middle name.

Make it "Anthony!" Everybody loves an Anthony.

Congratulations Zekky, I hope all is well for your even bigger family.
I hope we get some posts from your missus about it, when she feels up to it!

Just know, the little pooper's gonna be stealing your weed sooner than you think.

^Who talks about children like that? I would hope Hand of Zek has enough sense to actually educate his children. Don't let your kids smoke weed before they are emotionally mature, and by that I mean atleast late teen years, like 17/18/19.

You menstruate? Lol, I guess that is your excuse for being a bitch....

congrats,wish you and the little one all the best, we should really have a thread for us totseans with kids to post photos of our children in...then we can have a contest to see who has the cutest kid...mine would win of course lol

The cute pix of all my kids can be viewed at MostWantedUKdotcom,© Scotland Yard

so how about making a official kid's picture thread,or a my kid is cuter than your kid thread?

weee yay happy happy yum yum!

I know you love your kids and everything, but totse just ain't the place man.

HoZ: Congratulations on your new son! Sons pay for the sins of the father, so make sure to teach your new hellraiser how to get out of trouble!

I know you love your kids and everything, but totse just ain't the place man.

One post in this thread is enough asshole

Congratulations on your newly born :D. Teach him well...

FUCKING WIN FOR HAVING MY NAME!#@$#QWE

grats man. i wish him a healthy life :)

and why is this stickied?

Thank you all for your <3ings, they don't go unnoticed.

Love yuh.

We were just released from the hospital, the wife will post sometime tonight probably.

Congratulations.

Caydin? It's like you want him to suck cock

Have fun with that thing

Damn, has Hell frozen over and they forgot to tell me?

Thats twice this evening.

Sorry HOZ but he has a point;P

Damn, has Hell frozen over and they forgot to tell me?

Thats twice this evening.

Sorry HOZ but he has a point;P

Caydin is the manliest of manly names.

Congradulations.

Think of them as tires. You've got a spare tire if you get a flat driving down the highway of life.. You can pullover really fast, throw that flat in a ditch, and slap on the spare you've been keeping in the trunk the whole time :)

Name it jojo. :D Boy or girl

Caydin is the manliest of manly names.

So manly they tend to only like manly things like you know, cock. Kudos for pwning your kid though, haha