The sex I usually partake in is hard and sweaty. The good type. Any way, I was just at the gym and this big black aboriginal woman was using the treadmill and there was this big wet patch down her back and chest. The smell that wafted over smelt EXACTLY like a car should after two people have massive fuck session. The sex smell.

Fuck. Any time I have sex I know I'll think of that Abo.

Have you ever had a similar situation? One thing reminding you of the other and turning you off it?

Ex-girlfriend's perfume.

lawl..

Well just about 60% of america is grossly obese, So pretty much any time I go outside of my house I see some women over 400lbs and that in itself should be enough to turn anyone off.

I once saw a goat give birth, then eat its own placenta.


HAHAHAHAH!!!

No I'm not fucking kidding.

QFT, but when I saw the title, I immediately thought of the 40 year old virgin. "You know how I know your gay? You just told me your not gonna have sex with women anymore." Or something like that.

Gyms allways tend to smell of sex over here. Maybe that's coincidence.


But I guess it's good the fat woman was actually getting off her ass and doing something about her blubber rather than just sit on the treadmill and eat a mars bar.

My exgirlfriend's pussy used to taste like adderall.

My shrink wears this aftershave or SOMETHING that smells subtle...And sexy and everytime I smell it I go crazy with evil lust.

mine tasted like the air freshener my dad uses in his car (well, small/taste)

it was so creepy, and he got the car just after we broke up, so i got in and was like "OMFG 0_o" to myself

was creepy

When my Exwife was in the hospital having our son.First the Dr made this incision from the botom of her panocha to her asshole.Well at that time i think i had been up for maybe 4 days my frickin jaw hit the floor.Followed by all that spoogey cheesey lookin spunk flying outta there.Holy sheout!I was thinkin. i would have been better off hangin in the waiting room drinking coffee.Anyway after it was said and done Pussy was the last thing on my mind for awhile and im quite sure i didnt do oral on a chick for a lloonngg time after that .
Ya i know wat ya mean.


tMg