lol, this is gold. they didnt even mention my 100000000 cars i jacked, the various accounts of egging, the flaming sewage system(<-- lol, my finest moments. i like to call it the FSS emergency. ask about it if u want to no, but i lawled my ass off. its so funny to watch firemen like HOW THE FUCK DID THE ENTIRE SEWAGE SYSTEM CATCH FIRE!?!?!? and their various attemts to put it out xD Jim, tell everyone to flush their toilets RIGHT NOW XD XD XD), and the stolen items!!!!! dumbasses..

note: the black spaces are streets, counties or phone numbers. i blanked them out so there is no tracking to be involved here

Over the last week or so there have been several incidents of vandalism. Several of the ______ _____ 2 Condominiums had graffiti spray painted on the side foundation walls and I just received a phone call from a resident on _______ ______ that had the same. We are asking everyone to keep an eye out and if you see anyone doing this or see anyone walking with a spray paint can that probably shouldn’t, please contact the _________ _____ Police at ___-___-____


. . . if you see anyone walking with a spray paint can that probably shouldn’t.... WHO THE FUCK WALKS AROUND WITH IT IN HIS HAND!?!?!?!?

lol, like my work??

ok is this liek blankety blank or some shit.
no way are youl illy savage?
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^... english had better be ur second language

oh god, the FSS emergency was hillarious XD

ur very fuckin origonal

Explain how you created this flaming sewage system emergency

I believe I speak for nearly all of us when I ask...

What?

alrite, so i was bored as hell, so i decided to get some gasoline and a matchbox (didnt wanna waste a perfectly good lighter). i go and pry open all the sewage sytem things that i can, and the system had stoped that day cuz of construction or whatever, so the water in it wasnt flowing. so i get in the sewers and pour the gasoline in about probly a 2 mile strech of sewage system. i get out of teh sewers, close most of teh sewage holes, exept one. that one, close to my street, was left alone. i get preped, and by that i mean i get near a sewer far away to watch the carniage. once i found i good place to watch the system without getting my ass burned off, i lite the match and throw it in. b4 i put the lid on, all i see and hear is a fireball shoot up, and a LOUD ASS shockwave, and b4 u no it, the sewers about 50 yards behind me was loud as hell cuz the fire (left the half empty gas tank in that sewer ) had reached there already.
my eyebrows got burned.
i put the lid on and shit it. i ran to the nearest sewage system that wasnt horrendously on fire, and watch the carniage. after about 20 minutes, ppl arive and start figuring out what to do. first, they try to put out one area, but to my luck, the sewage shit started moving again, adn also to my luck, there was flammable stuff in the sewars so that it stayed self sustaining. they tried to put it out one place at a time, then the shit started moving and spreading that place agn, so they try to flood it, but the water cant get about 2 miles of sewage at one time. they start panicing, and sugjust to just let it sit and burn out, but then they go dor to door and tell everyone to start flushing their toilets (seriously, they woke every1 up at 4:00 im the morning JUST to say, "hey, flush your toilet for me". xD) so after a while the fire goes out (at 5:43)
and they start to wonder... HOW THE FUCK DID THE ENTIRE SEWAGE SYSTEM CATCH FIRE???!!!?!?!

i
laughed
my
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off

you should have seen the look on their faces when they opened that sewer.

but yeah, thats how i did it, and i lawled, laughed, cried, however the hell u wanna say it. it was one of my finest moments

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and THATS how i did it
any further questions?

Yes. Why do you lie? You expect to impress us?

Yawn. No $ale. Sounds fun but i dont think this really happened.

slightly amusing