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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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# 1

2007-04-27, 05:43
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A hole in the ground
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What are the chances...
what are the chances of a condom breaking?
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# 2

2007-04-27, 05:48
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New Zealand
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Re: What are the chances...
the chances are OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
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# 3

2007-04-27, 05:50
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A hole in the ground
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Re: What are the chances...
ahahahahahha but rly
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# 4

2007-04-27, 05:50
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Chicago
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Re: What are the chances...
It happens often. You'd be able to tell when it breaks, though. One girl I fucked had over six condoms break inside her. No harm, no foul, my guys swim in circles. It's the bike-riding.
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# 5

2007-04-27, 06:25
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Surrey BC Canada
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Re: What are the chances...
Quote:
Originally Posted by rabbitweed
the chances are OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
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OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!
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# 6

2007-04-27, 06:35
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Re: What are the chances...
Yeah, I've had a few break, but I can't remember the exact number of times.
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# 7

2007-04-27, 07:06
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Re: What are the chances...
I have never had one condom break, I don't even understand how a condom would break. Either my penis is too small, my girlfriends vagina is too large, or you guys are fucking sandpaper.
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# 8

2007-04-27, 17:17
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Acolyte
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Re: What are the chances...
apparently the chances are 4%
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# 9

2007-04-27, 17:35
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Re: What are the chances...
If you put it on correctly and everything's well lubricated it shouldn't break at all.
By putting it on correctly, that means having all he bubbles squished out!
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# 10

2007-04-27, 19:21
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Acolyte
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Re: What are the chances...
Quote:
Originally Posted by gadzooks
OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!
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over 9000 what? ur post doesnt make any sense.
and ur wrong either way
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#11
 2007-04-27, 20:04
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shrek45 
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Re: What are the chances...
i have only had certain brands break. durrex (sp? is shit, as are most of the brands, i stick with trojan. they have never failed for me, plus they come in so many different kinds its exciting to try them all.
p.s. Vizzini, i dont think that the size of the girl vagina has much effect
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#12
 2007-04-27, 20:24
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Ouster 
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Re: What are the chances...
durrex (sp? is shit,
Gah, not this again. Over in the UK, Durex are treated as the "premium" condom - in fact, I don't think I've seen a pack of Trojans yet in the shops.
I've never had a condom break, just read the instructions beforehand to make sure you're putting it on properly.
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#13
 2007-04-27, 21:45
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Wmupilot 
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Re: What are the chances...
I've never had one break, but have had 2 come off mid sex. The first time I caught it, the second, it was after the fact.
Not sure why though.
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#14
 2007-04-27, 21:48
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gadzooks 
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Re: What are the chances...
I probably just suck at putting them on or something. Especially considering that most of the time I'm having sex, I'm really drunk.
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#15
 2007-04-28, 00:02
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Solidus 
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Re: What are the chances...
What? NINE THOUSAND? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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#16
 2007-04-28, 00:09
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Re: What are the chances...
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Originally Posted by Solidus
What? NINE THOUSAND? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/2695/vegetascouterwf3.jpg
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#17
 2007-04-28, 00:24
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gadzooks 
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Re: What are the chances...
WHAT? *beep* NINE THOUSAND!?
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#18
 2007-04-28, 01:24
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gadzooks 
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Re: What are the chances...
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b396/darren277/9000.jpg
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#19
 2007-04-28, 14:22
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Moderator
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The fine line between genius and madness
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Re: What are the chances...
just read the instructions beforehand to make sure you're putting it on properly.
I swear that's where 99% of the problems come from, not reading the instructions.
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#20
 2007-04-28, 15:55
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soro_one 
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Re: What are the chances...
over 9000 what? ur post doesnt make any sense.
and ur wrong either way
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI
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#21
 2007-04-28, 17:12
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RemadE 
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Re: What are the chances...
over 9000 what? ur post doesnt make any sense.
and ur wrong either way
HAHA, INTERNET NOOB
seriously, you gotta shoop da woop before you put it on, then the chances will be minimal
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