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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add brotherinarms to your ignore list  
Old 2007-04-27, 05:43
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what are the chances of a condom breaking?
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Old 2007-04-27, 05:48
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the chances are OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
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Old 2007-04-27, 05:50
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ahahahahahha but rly
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Old 2007-04-27, 05:50
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It happens often. You'd be able to tell when it breaks, though. One girl I fucked had over six condoms break inside her. No harm, no foul, my guys swim in circles. It's the bike-riding.
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Old 2007-04-27, 06:25
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the chances are OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!
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Old 2007-04-27, 06:35
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Yeah, I've had a few break, but I can't remember the exact number of times.
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Old 2007-04-27, 07:06
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I have never had one condom break, I don't even understand how a condom would break. Either my penis is too small, my girlfriends vagina is too large, or you guys are fucking sandpaper.
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Old 2007-04-27, 17:17
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apparently the chances are 4%
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Old 2007-04-27, 17:35
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Default Re: What are the chances...

If you put it on correctly and everything's well lubricated it shouldn't break at all.

By putting it on correctly, that means having all he bubbles squished out!
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Old 2007-04-27, 19:21
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OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!
over 9000 what? ur post doesnt make any sense.

and ur wrong either way
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Old 2007-04-27, 20:04
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i have only had certain brands break. durrex (sp? is shit, as are most of the brands, i stick with trojan. they have never failed for me, plus they come in so many different kinds its exciting to try them all.

p.s. Vizzini, i dont think that the size of the girl vagina has much effect
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Old 2007-04-27, 20:24
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durrex (sp? is shit,

Gah, not this again. Over in the UK, Durex are treated as the "premium" condom - in fact, I don't think I've seen a pack of Trojans yet in the shops.

I've never had a condom break, just read the instructions beforehand to make sure you're putting it on properly.
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Old 2007-04-27, 21:45
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Default Re: What are the chances...

I've never had one break, but have had 2 come off mid sex. The first time I caught it, the second, it was after the fact.

Not sure why though.
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Old 2007-04-27, 21:48
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I probably just suck at putting them on or something. Especially considering that most of the time I'm having sex, I'm really drunk.
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Old 2007-04-28, 00:02
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What? NINE THOUSAND? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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Old 2007-04-28, 00:09
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What? NINE THOUSAND? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!


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Old 2007-04-28, 00:24
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WHAT? *beep* NINE THOUSAND!?
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Old 2007-04-28, 01:24
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Old 2007-04-28, 14:22
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just read the instructions beforehand to make sure you're putting it on properly.

I swear that's where 99% of the problems come from, not reading the instructions.
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Old 2007-04-28, 15:55
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over 9000 what? ur post doesnt make any sense.

and ur wrong either way



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Old 2007-04-28, 17:12
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over 9000 what? ur post doesnt make any sense.

and ur wrong either way

HAHA, INTERNET NOOB

seriously, you gotta shoop da woop before you put it on, then the chances will be minimal
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