2morrow ima say

(X-stands for girl)

ME: hey X i gota tell u sumthin

Girl: what is it

Me: i wanna fuck u


do u think this will work weve been pretty flirty in the past couple weeks, i need feed back n what do u think i should say.

o yeah we in high school

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

Yes. Good luck. Moron.

i wish your parents had drowned you at birth. :(

wtf will yall please say something significant

-blink-

^---very significant.

OMG DARKWING DUCK!!!

OMG DARKWING DUCK!!!

Yes, but those were happier days...

There's very few people who can pull that off and even fewer who can react appropriately to something like that.

Assuming that she's relatively young and has had few partners, that crazy scene in movies when the tears off the dude pants is just not going to happen in your situation. It could be awkward.

Not saying you shouldn't do it, you know the girl better than I. Just have a Plan B when she doesn't jump your bones and stick he tongue down your throat.

Yes, but those were happier days...

:(

that will only happen maybe 1 out of five million times, go ahead... good luck

Shame on you for giving a serious response. You just got trolled, nigga.

yall are so dum tryin to give me non serious responses this is a serious mater and school starts in like 7 hours. this isnt no game

this isnt no game

Surely it isn't. It's serious business.

http://tinyurl.com/ypmueo

do it and when she tries to slap you just play it off as a joke by singing that annoying ass akon song

this will save your ass for the time being until she hears you singing akon.

this will only piss her off even more causing a bigger problem.

good luck man your gonna need it

Just tell her you are the master of the C.L.I.T., that nobody rules the C.L.I.T like you, and that you are the commander of all C.L.I.T.s.

If she doesn't jump you right there and then, she's probably a lesbian.

Of course, you will have your dick out when you approach her, so make sure it's at least semi erect or you'll embarras yourself.

this isnt no game

I fucking HATE you, you fucking CUNT. Just like I hate that stupid dirty fucking whore Becky from SinCity.

Stop fucking USING DOUBLE NEGATIVES.

"This isn't a game" or "This is no game"

Not both, you fucking piece of SHIT, I'd KILL YOU.

yeah, but alexis bledell (sp) makes one fine ass hooker

I see you winding and grinding up on that pole
I know you see me looking at you and you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you) you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you) you already know

"The best laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft a-gley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain
For promis'd joy."

I often tell girls that i am attracted to "I'd fuck you." Usually its when their bitching about their attractiveness though.

Normally goes like this:

"I think i need to tone up a bit for summer"

"You need to do nothing of the sort"

"Really?"

"Yea, id fuck you"

iT wil work but u need 2 hav t3h cockyfUnny lyk 'BItch wtf u talkn bout?" rofl

Just have a Plan B when she doesn't jump your bones and stick he tongue down your throat.


I bet the OP loves he tounge

Crashing through the sky, comes a fearful cry!


Cobra! Cobraaaaa!
Cobra! Cobraaaa!


Armies of the night! Evil taking flight!
Cobra! Cobraaaaa!
Cobra! Cobraaaaa!


Nowhere to run!
Nowhere to hide!
Panic spreading far and wide!
Who can turn the tide?


G.I. Joe
A Real American Hero!
Yo, Joe!

Troll?

reminds me of that icp song. baby you know i wanna fuck you... cant remember the rest

Good luck. Even if she says no, at least you'll learn from it.

Itll work better if you tell her you want to face fuck her after you just fucked her best friend in the ass.

Not gonna happen.

I would like to reiterate my distaste for the original poster, but commend his trolling ability (intentional or unintentional).