I was wondering if anyone could give me a few ideas.

SWIM goes around and steals a few garden gnomes before going on holidays. He takes photo's of them in various locations - on the beach, lying by a pool, eating a hamburger - all sorts of places.

Once the holiday is over, the gnomes are returned to their original locations.

About 2 weeks later, the home owner is sent a little set of photo's of their gnome living it up with other neighbourhood gnomes, and nothing more is ever said about it.

But SWIM is bored with this now. Can anyone else think of other little things to do to random people like this that are harmless and funny?

1. get some matches.

2. get some gasoline.

3. run around the neighborhoods pouring the gas in a line from house to house

4. light gasoline

5. find some bushes to hide in

6. beat off while watching everything burn down

Ummmm..... not quite what I had in mind.

The garden gnome thing has been going on for a few years now, but doesn't seem to have made it into the local papers yet, so I'm mabey looking for something else along similar lines.

1:if you have alot of trees in ur nbhood, tp ALL of them. i dont mean a few, i mean ALL.

2:do^, and also shit on as many cars as u can.

3:do^, and also get a magnum 44 marker and draw watever the hell u want on everything and anything

4:fuck a car (and by that i mean open the gas tank, get horny, whoop out ur dick and FUCK IT

5: cum on alot of things (cars, houses, etc.)

6: pry open the lid to a sewer and hide the lid, so that ppl that drive by will get their wheel stuck (maybe).

7: lite a mailbox on fire

8:fuck a mailbox

9:shit in a mailbox

10:do^, and also piss and cum and anything else u can think of in the mailbox

11: wiggle the mailbox out of teh ground, and hide it. never return it

12: wiggle the mailbox out and put it bak in JUST ENUF so that it stays, but will fall over when the mailman pulls down teh door to teh box

13:steal anything in the lawn

14: take the garden hoses out on thier lawn(there r alot) and cut them, hide them, fuck them, clog them, anything

15:try the doors on cars. yo uwould be surprised just how many ppl leave their doors open at nite. take what u can, shit inside the car, piss on it, vomit in/on it, w/e.

16:GET GAS AND LITE THE ENTIRE DRIVEWAY ON FIRE!! U GET +40 FOR THAT. ID LAWL IF I SAW THAT EVER

thats all me can think of rite now. tell SWIM i said hes an asshole, and that he deserves my respect

I actually have a collection of sewer lids in my backyard after taking about half the cities lids.

Don't think any cars got stuck.

Cut down all of the trees in town and the surrounding area.

I only have one idea. Somebody above me posted cut garden hoses. Instead of that find any hoses that people use around the house outside and poke hundred of holes in them.

Then wait for the chaos, frustration, and hilarity to ensue when your neighbor tries to wash his car or water the plants and he's got water coming out of hundred of little holes in his hose.

in australia we have water cut of valves in our front yards right in the middle of the lawn (in suburbia, not the cbd ovbviously), and i go down my street to the bus stop to go to school and just switch of the water, sometimes you hear yells, if somebody is showering and shit, its especially cool cos that street has a fair bit of old people an' shit. so they dont know how to fix it.

other shit ive done is steal expensive (10$+) magazines from mailboxes and either keep them or swap them around to other houses, especially if itsw porn, i often put garbage into peoples mailboxes if im eating something on the way to the bus stop, one family never checks their mail, and 2 months later a meat pie turned into a green alien like moss thingie. lol

ive done more funny shit, i just cant remember it.

oh yeah pull of the bells of cats necks (designed so cats dont eat wildlife birds), i spent all year collecting them, (the fags bought new ones everyday, btw they cost like 2-3$). then i either sell them at sunday markets or a year afterwards put them in a bag and leave them on the porch, makes some funny entertainment.

anyway, thats all for now,
feel free to quote me on these totse

This thread is an embarrassment for this forum.

I clearly agree with the above poster, 98% of the people in BI are stupid kids, looking for a place to 'troll' at.

If you want to do a neighborhood prank, it's going to have to be creative, random, and controversial, kinda like the gnome idea you have there.

Try to not ruin things, and have it as if you were caught, the authorities would have a laugh about it at least. Don't go spreading your anarchism around, or fucking any mailboxes up..please, lol.