I think I figured out the perfect suicide. It is clean, efficient, pretty much painless, and very fucking easy. It is such a great way to die without bothering anyone or causing too much trouble, I am tempted to do it. First get a friend to put out a suicide note once you die, write DNR on your shirt and on your chest, and set everything up the night before the suicide/put stuff away the night before you do it.

Then, right before you go to bed, just get a big trashbag (clear if possible), fill it with air, inhale, then put it around your head, seal it off with a rubber band, and fall asleep. You won't be awake to feel yourself slowly dying, it doesn't attract attention, and most people can do it at a moment's notice (as long as they are sleepy enough). Anyone see any flaws with this plan?

Oh, and the other option was getting an empty syringe and injecting air into your veins. However, I doubt very many totseans have syringes laying around.

You will wake up when you start dying.

I doubt it. If you take a sleeping pill or two (after some good old fashioned sleep depreivation), you will be out cold.

i still think u will wake up wen u start choking...

That sounds like the best one yet. I auctually thought of this a while back.

yea it would be clean

Why dont just OD on sleeping pills

Doesn't work this way. If you take OTC sleeping pills, you will wake up, tear the trash bag off your head in a half-conscious effort to save your life, and vomit everywhere.

Nay. Perfect suicide = Fist fighting a bear. Period.

Gorilla

Go stand on the train tracks. Problem solved.