yeah i got poison ivy.and i can use this to my advantage. i have the power to make everyone in my school itch. what would be the fastest easiest way to spread this? just go around and touch everyone?

that's not a bad idea... it's a stupid idea...
Nevertheless, the best way would be to put it on the handles of frequently used doors, cause thats where your 100% sure of skin contact...
That and toilet seats.

Of course I'm assuming you have this itching poison as a liquid, not that you just touched a leaf and think you're gonna start spreading it like wildfire just by touching people

i still want to no if i should even go to school or not. does this spread that easily?

nope..

I had it once all over my arm and had to wrap all these bandages around it, and one day i ran out of wrap and had to crappily tie a ripped shirt. I told everyone i was bite by a zombie.

It would spread if you got the puss stuff on the door, just be careful not to spread it even more on yourself.

i hate it its so fucking horrible. ive been scratchin for liek 7 hours straight and i no im not supposed to. and my arm and like right hip is covered with it

one time it was on my leg, then i must have got on my hand from itching, then i iched my balls..

I fucking had 5 times last summer all over my chest and arms, and it slowly started to creep farther and farther down. It fuckin' sucked.

Dip your balls in the drinking fountain

like in band camp. lmfao