yeah i got poison ivy. what would be the fastest simplest way to spread it around my school so liek everyone becomes ichy. i just feel like making everyone ichy. so is there any way to spread it quicker?

Anal play with your principal.

scratch it and brush your hand on people by "accident" that or touch peoples forks with your recently infested hand

rub it on the toilet seats

btw, wrong forum

I came into this thread to say "smoke it" but now I realize this dumbfuck is dumber than fuck.

Put on some chemical proof gloves, go back to where you got the poison ivy. Poison ivy has a lot of oil in it, which is what makes you itch. Pick many leaves and stems and crush them and squeeze them to get the oil. Fill many vials with it and put it on peoples clothes. If you are feeling especially nefarious then put on a chem suit and a gas mask. Put the oil into a spray bottle diluted with an other kind of oil. Spray it into the air in a enclosed space. People's throats will close. By the way this is mostly made up so do not try any of this

Sounded, kinda' convincing really.

Wrong forum, but hey I'll help, what you want to do is extract it, first you'll need to find something the ichy oil will dissolve in (probably not water) and soak it in that, then with gloves squeeze the leaves dry and toss them out. Now reduce the liquid (depending on what you used) until its a highly concentrated solution. If done correctly one drop should cover about 5 toilet seats with good results, also locks are a good target.

Of topic, but I got a script for 10 1mg lorazapam for a bad case of poison ivy.