I am a guy, so I'm not just a woman insulting guys because it's fun. I was just talking to a friend of mine describing his most recent sexual encounter. I actually cringed for him. He's older than me and yet he is sexually retarded. He was describing having difficulty finding the way in and how she didn't seem to be reacting to anything he was doing with his hands.

So I did as all good friends do and made fun of him behind his back to another friend. This backfired when the friend told me he also had had these problems. I was totally unaware that so many guys had no idea where to stroke on a woman to get a reaction. Where to lick and how to hold your mouth. I would have thought that with a bit of trial and error, anyone could work it out, but apparently not.

So, for the women of Totse: how many of you have experienced a guy who doesn't know how to give oral sex? And how many have landed up with a guy who doesn't know his way around your body?

And for the guys of Totse: how many of you could honestly say you know where to find the main pleasure giving parts of the vagina? And how many know of more than 2 places that will have her writhing in uncontrollable waves of pleasure? Please don't let our side down, guys.

overgeneralisations. varies from woman to woman.

Every woman is different. Every time you have a new woman, you have to start from scratch. And some of them just fucking plain dont respond, no matter what.

I was not overgeneralising. Yes it varies from woman to woman, but very little. I realise some women don't have a G-spot and some do. I realise the size of the clitoris varies, as do the positions of both these areas. But even so, I find it relatively easy to find the clitoris, G-spot and at least 1 other sweet spot on most women and I have been with a reasonable amount of women. Don't use minor variations as an excuse.

Ask them whether or not their porn consists of nothing but Girls Gone Wild or anal.

To be honest, I was surprised that so many of my friends knew practically fuck all about how to give a woman pleasure. I mean, I realise that you have to start from scratch with each different woman, but the rough proximities are the same. It surely can't take more than 2 minutes to acquaint yourself with any woman's body.

I give the women I have sex with (it's not extensive as it sounds, really...) all the pleasure they can handle, and then some.

Seriously, it's not that hard... it varies from woman to woman, yes. But you have to be willing to do anything with them to make them happy.

I for one found that suckling on their neck and giving them slight delicate kisses there really turns them on. Then of course the gentle massaging of their nipples is also a good one.

I have sex for pleasure, but I mostly do it to give them pleasure, as they are the ones who ask me too.

So a technique I do is have them give me a handjob or blow job... whichever, as long as I come. I am able to stay erect for a hell of a fucking long time, so I then have intercourse with them after and give 'em all the pleasure they need. It's pretty painful on my part, I am not going to lie... but hell I do it for them :).

this thread is rather funny and cute

@ isoape - good job being a papi chulo

Honestly guys it's not that hard! 'Specially 'cause my latest girl will orgasm from a bit of nipple play :p

I can't finger a girl for SHIT. I'm pretty retarded at it actually. The only way I can make a girl come from my fingers is if I'm fucking her as well.

But I can fuck like there's no tomorrow.

I think it's because the girl I learn my shit on had an irregularly small clitoris.

I wish my boyfriend seemed to want to make me happy and it didn't end up into something fully about him.

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Holy shit dude, you got it good.

That's a bit odd. Either you're really good at it or she just orgasms for the sake of it. Whatever the case, your arm will never get tired. ;)

Let's face it, a lot of guys are inexperienced, and a lot of girls won't tell their guys what they are doing wrong.

There's fault on both sides of that debate in a lot of cases. Usually if guy is down there, he's at least making an effort. Idiot or not.