When I met my best friend, Dan, I was eight years old. He always looked out for me and we always got along better than anyone else I know. I moved away from my hometown of Humboldt when I was fifteen years old to attend highschool at Johnston. Now, I made plenty of friends and wound up a pretty cool kid. When I lived in Humboldt I was kind of geeky and didn't have many friends.

Blah, blah blah...

Now, I did a complete transformation. Not to long ago, his sister gave me a call from inside Chicago. She wanted to hang out. I haven't seen her for years previous to this moment. I went and found her at some virgin mobile superstore on the mag mile. First off, I'd like to say that she was a slammin' hotty, I didn't expect her to fill everything out quite as good as she did. We hung out for a good hour, and I was picking up definite signals. She was really shy at first, but nearing the end I could tell she didn't want to leave. We hugged goodbye (at her insistance) and she pressed her body against mine.

Later that week we talked on the Inet, and she wanted some advice from me about a guy friend she'd broken with.

Blah, blah, blah, meaningless relationship problems...

She said she really liked the way I looked, now. She couldn't believe I'd shed my nerdy skin and developed into a suave, handsome guy. Finally, it wound down to some serious sexual innuendo. She told me not to tell her brother.

Now, me and her brother have always been best friends since the first day we met. We used to build forts together and do all that little kid shit. Now, her parents have disowned him and he's become addicted to heroin and meth. He stole a bunch of money from them and hates his family. He doesn't want me talking to his sister because of his irrational hate for his family. He's my best friend, and the only person I care to listen to about who I should and shouldn't fuck. The only problem is it has gotten irrational. He hates his sister and she doesn't like him at all. But she's gotten to be really smart, good natured, and kind of sexy.

My question is: what is your moral veiwpoints on this issue and how would you react in my situaton.

P.S. - Two weeks from now I'm going down to Humboldt to see my friends and I'm really thinkin about fucking her. This will be, of course, after I fuck the cripple.

this thread is useless without pics.....

this thread is useless

Fixed.

*ahem*

You are useless.

Do it. Not because I think it's a good idea, but because you may learn something from the horrible aftermath of it all.

Do it. But carry a weapon at all times after.

This is going to really stir shit up. Good call.

idk man didnt you say that when you were kids her bro stood up for you? Just something to think about and also if hes just a babbling high junkie fuck his views

I'd like to fuck my best friend's sister. She's hot as hell. But she's pregnant now. I know she wants me anyway.

I honestly don't think it would be a good idea. I could be reading too much into it, but is it not possible that your friend's sister is trying to get the dirt on her brother? I don't know though.

I did have a similar problem at one point. I really liked this girl who was my ex's best friend's sister and ironically my best friend's ex's sister too. Basically me and my best friend went out with a girl and her best friend and I fell for her little sister after both relationships had ended. I mention this because I didn't know what to do there either.

My suggestion would be to go for it, because that's what I decided in the end. But then I met my fiancee and I didn't get a chance. Your best friend should understand. I don't see why not. The only thing is, if he's meth head, he's unlikely to be stable.

Moving to Bad Ideas..

Moving to Bad Ideas..

Just cause you're a mod don't make you right. This has to do with sex between me and someone else and affection between me and my meth-head best friend. This is why I posted in sex and affection. It may be a bad idea, but I guarantee my friend would eventually forgive me.

Dan always stood up for me when I was little. He woulda done anything for the four of us. The thing is: him and his sister want nothing to do with each other.

What if she's trying to do something like get back at her brother by fucking his best friend? Probably not going to be a problem though. Fuck her.

Just go for it, and don't tell the brother. I fucked my best friends little sister. She was a whore though, and hit on me for over a year until I finally let her seduce me. Seriously, she actually fucked the Domino's guy in the middle of his deliveries.....just horny as hell. Actually to hell with my friend, what about her parents? They took me in when I was kicked out of my house, living with them over a year. I even worked for the father as he had his own business. Do I feel guilty? Maybe somewhat, but what can I say....she LOVED the cock.

The flip side is you could NOT go for it, and keep bumping into her creating even more sexual tension. Perhaps in the future it would be so heated you would finally break down and create a situation even worse than with the current brother. (like one or the other of you cheats on a spouse or something)

Better yet, wait for the brother to OD on meth, and then have your first fuck at the funeral. If she hates him that much you could nail her right on the coffin. Make it open casket though, and of course take pics and post them on Totse. You could then later print those out creating some modern art and title it "Over My Dead Body". It could make millions!!!!

Lol one of my mates told me he wants to swap sisters for the weekend. Im keen

We hugged goodbye (at her insistance) and she pressed her body against mine.

Haha I love that shit. It's like, ah, success!
Decide what is more important to you. Persuing a relationship (however involved) with an attractive, smart female or maintaining a life long friendship with someone who has more or less ruined their life.
I'm not saying that your friend is a bad person for making the decisions he made. Everyone makes mistakes. Do you know for a fact that he would not be your friend any more if you got with his sister?

He'd still be my friend. However, he'd be pretty pissed.

Just cause you're a mod don't make you right. This has to do with sex between me and someone else and affection between me and my meth-head best friend. This is why I posted in sex and affection. It may be a bad idea, but I guarantee my friend would eventually forgive me.

Dan always stood up for me when I was little. He woulda done anything for the four of us. The thing is: him and his sister want nothing to do with each other.

You obviously missed the lawl factor that my post was meant to bring, hence the :D in the title...

idk, fuck his sister, but clandestine style.

Then work on helping him get his shit back together.

*ahem*

You are useless.

*ahem*

No one cares to hear about your teenage love life and insignificant problems. Now if only the other idiots would realize this...

Whats this SHIT!! about my sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am I the only one that noticed this kid WANTS to fuck a Cripple?

I'm AMAZED that nobody has said "Bros before Hos" yet...

so...

"Bros before hos".

Sounds to me like you should be helping your friend. He's a fucking Meth/Heroin addict, who's alienated himself from his own family. I think now would be a great time for you to be there for him...

But then again, banging his sister, or even better, having a relationship with her could possibly make a great medium for him. Yah know, you can be the half way point he needs to get re-assosicated with his family.

Either way... You know him best, so you should know what's right.

PS: Try talking to his little sister. I'm sure she deserves to know what situation she's getting in to.

However, chicks before dicks.

You obviously missed the lawl factor that my post was meant to bring, hence the :D in the title...

"Just cause you're a sheriff don't make you right!"
-Tombstone. :D

Am I the only one that noticed this kid WANTS to fuck a Cripple?

A hot cripple.

I think fatkitty has it here.

You have to decide if your friendship is worth compromising for a pretty face. It sounds like your friend needs your help and support at this time and fucking his sister behind his back is about as far from supportive as you can get.

If it's partially to do with the fact that you didn't think you'd ever be able to get a girl as attractive as this one who has suddenly shown her interest in you, picture this scenario:
A family has had a lot of trouble with a son. He has stole from them and caused general chaos in the family unit. The parents had to throw him out and are distraught at having to come to this decision. Meanwhile a sister is looking on, seeing the damage her brother is doing to her family, the mental turmoil her parents are going through, and feels no sympathy for him. She wants him to pay, to regret what he has caused. The only way she can see to do this at the moment is to use her looks to seduce a friend and in the process drive a wedge between him and her brother.

I could do better, however, I am a huge sociopath. I think what I need to do is get my friend off of smack.

Personally, I think this is the worst of ideas. You'll probably end up with your best friend hating you, and that isn't worth a fuck. Find out what her motives are, and talk it over with him. Make it clear, if he really distrusts her, that its just a fuck and, if he is still unwilling, promise to fuck with her mind while in the act. A good way would be by taking a dump on her chest or yelling your own name during climax ala Bean_doodle.

Also, this clearly falls under bros v. hoes, as the girl involved is clearly not more than a hoe. Were she his girlfriend or signifigant other etc, it would be chicks v. dicks, but this is clearly bros v. hoes and should be treated as such.

ever say the butterfly effect.....when he went back in time an changed shit an inded up fucking the girl that was in the sorority. an after a party or whatever they were walking in the park an her cracked out brother( the girl your talking about's brother) game an got mad. only instead of you beating him. he beats you cause you a pussy. an you die for fucking your friends sister

If you think I'm a pussy then it's reasonable to assume you don't know me. Next, he's not going to attack me. Furthermore, he's not going to hate me. He'll be pissed for about a day. The idea behind it is: I just don't want to hurt the kid. I'm gonna fuck his sister, no two ways about it, but I don't want to hurt his feelings.

Dude, totally fuck her, you'll get head and pussy at the same time.

Show your friend this thread. See what he thinks.

I wouldn't pass up a hot girl because some junkie is gonna get pissy.