So I was on the bus today, and this phenomenally gorgeous chick sat next to me. All I could do was imagine her naked and think of all the things I wanted to do to/with/on/in her. I couldn't think of a single thing to say though in order to start a conversation.

Well, while I was contemplating all the dirty thoughts she was inspiring in my mind, this old dude sitting nearby started talking to her. He was in his 40's and definitely not very attractive. I think he might have even been a bit slow too, but regardless, he was outdoing me at this point. He had the ability to talk to this stunning young lady in between us.

There was a brief exchange of words, mainly just small talk. She definitely wasn't interested in him, as she kinda looked to me in a "wtf is this guy doing?" way as she was getting off the bus.

But I realized that there has to be a reason that this guy was able to talk to her and I wasn't. I highly doubt he was trying to pick her up, as he was pretty old, and she couldn't have been much older than 18. (Although, I do hope to be banging 18 year olds when I'm in my 40's, so maybe he was trying to hit on her...)

Either way, I came to the conclusion that if I just treat every future encounter with the opposite sex as though it were just a casual conversation, and not the beginning of some kind of elaborate pick-up scheme, then maybe it will be easier.

Looking at females like they are real people, that might even have something interesting to say, instead of constantly thinking of what she wants to hear so that I can get her into the sack... That is it!

Maybe even imagining her as being some old lady that I would never imagine fucking. And I could even drop the "F" bomb first, just to throw her off. I mean, I find it quite easy to talk to my female friends that I'm not attracted to.

Man, this is some revolutionary shit right here...

AHAHAHAHA

Viewing them as actual people, do you seriously think that will work..?

I mean come on.

Man, this is some revolutionary shit right here...

Not really, mate.

But well done for catching up, I suppose.

i remember relizing that when i was 14 which was one year ago jus dont get pressed on a grl or think 2 much

Is it really about how you see them, will mind tricks help you magically spark up a conversation?
This motherfucker either had way too much to drink, or such a strong sense of self that he truly did feel like he had nothing to lose by talking to her.

I think you're right, man. Females are people too! (As surprising as that might seem. :p) I notice I have a lot less trouble now that I'm taken.

I get nervous around even the most mediocre woman. I'm a basket case.

Thank God for teh internet!:(

...When all you're trtying to do is get into her cootch, unless you're good at wooing you're not gonna get her.

Wow, and I realized this after about 30 seconds into talking to a girl the first time I ever interacted with the species. There are way too many people who think with their nuts.

This is bullshit.

gadz, Ive always liked you.

This post, however, makes you look stupid.

So some amazing girl sits beside you on the bus... obviously you talk to her like your average Joe, not sweating like a paeodophile and rubbing your cock. You dont want to start hitting on her, using cheesy chat up lines and making yourself look like a desperate fool. You also shouldnt sit there in silence. Talk to her, be yourself, act cool and read her reactions and body language.

That is why I have lots of female friends, but no relationships.

"in Kazakhstan, Chain of importance goes

God
Man
Horse
Dog
Woman
Rat
and Kratulyeeah"

Lol you did not just say woo. Haha

two possibilities here:

1) You met your first non family female at like 3, like the most of us, and its not special at all that you werent thinking with your nuts. fail for thinking your special.

2) You met your first female at 13 and you fail for not knowing nearly enough of them.

just do what i do, play fucked up mind games with them without them noticing what your doing and you will get them, except there kinda fucked up w.hen you get done with them

I dont think you're quite enough of a mind game player to fuck up peoples minds by doing it.

But your not the first person on TOTSE to think they were a 1337 haxx0r of the human mind.

Your mistake was overthinking.

You should have done simple like turning to her with a sort of:

"Sooo anyway.. where were we?" and started having a conversation as if you were always having one.. so as to rescue her from the wierd older guy.

hmm... like gay dudes