I thought it would be nice to lighten up a bit, it's mildly tedious seeing thread after thread such as:

OH NOES SHES PREGNUNT!

...and the all time classic:

I FUKED A GIRL WITHOUT A CONDOM, BUT ITS OK CUZ I PULED OUT.

So that aside, some humour.


I find that threesomes tend to be hard to come by when you're a male, a girl always takes it the wrong way, asking if she's woman enough for you, generally getting worked up about it. But we all know that the reason males tend to go for the threesome is because we want to give the women someone to talk to after sex...At least that's my way of fucking two girls at once.



We all think about our partners whilst we masturbate...There is no doubting that...My main thought seems to be, "Shit I hope she doesn't walk in now.".



I don't just find interest in the physical side of a woman, I love a woman with intelligence...Of course I never tend to say it like that, it usually sounds like, "I'd love to fuck her brains out.".



My Granddad recently came up to me and said, "All you young ones think you invented sex!", To which I replied, "Yeah, but have you ever fucked Granny in the ass, turned her over and cum on her tits, eh?"


I'll think of some more later :)

Add your own!

- Rabb

I think Ricky Gervais thought up the last one...

I once shagged this girl and afterwards she said 'I bet we were both thinking about that hot girl we saw in the club'

I've been watching Jimmy Carr all morning :)

- Rabb