Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.

Please test this out and give me your results.

Just get a girlfriend - you'll find you can use her more than once....

EDIT: - I just reread what you said. Isn't a sandwich bag like 4 inches long? Talk about self ownage......

Lol. The poor man's pocket pussy. You related to Macgyver?

R. D. Anderson could actually land tail though.

You didn't invent it, you copied and pasted it from here.

http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/00favorites.html

I hold my breath.

THE BAGGIE & THE MATTRESS

Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.


We hate plagiarism.

thanks Sacofricosis