I was just wondering, about something. I was on the train today and an attractive girl sat next to me. There were plenty of spare seats around me but she chose to sit right next to me. We didn't talk or anything, she just put make-up on, while I just listened to my ipod.

Was she expecting me to introduce myself and get chatty? I'd think it would be kinda weird. Plus I find that random convos with strangers on public transport can be pretty annoying.

What do you all think?

She wanted to fuck. Clearly.

The other seats weren't empty - you wanted them to be.......

Seriously though, something I have been know to do in that situation is start a game of Tic Tac Toe. Just draw up the grid, pop a cross in, and move the paper towards her. I've done it mabey 10-12 times, and I spose about 9 of those times the girl played along. Nothing eventuated except random conversation (no numbers or anything), but I'm married, so I wasn't looking for anything.

A couple of them still say hi, and sit beside me when they see me (I catch a bus twice a day on a long route). And I generally have a pad and pen in my bag in case.

I guess you could escalate fairly quickly in this situation - write things on the paper instead of talking, try and cheat, but in a funny way, or whatever is appropriate.

You just need some way to break the ice - I agree saying hi is a bit creepy on public transport. Just grow some balls, have a bit of imagination, and you'll find something that works for you.

There were at least 4 spare seats all around me on the train. Maybe because The seat I was sitting next to was close to the door?

But in anyway, that tic tac toe game sounds like a pretty good idea. But I'm just kinda wondering if she was showing interest in me and expected me to start a conversation.

She could have been, or mabey she just didn't want to sit byherself.

Do the Tic Tac Toe thing next time - you should at least get a smile. And then you'll come here asking questions after having actually tried something. You'll feel better, and we'll take you more seriously.....

EDIT - or mabey she just wanted an aisle seat so she wouldn't have to clamber over some fat dude to get off the train later on.....

Must of been my cool new haircut. Do you think it was my cool new haircut, Chump?

Either your haircut, or the fact you were sitting there masturbating, and she liked the cut of your jib.

Naw, it was probably the haircut.

It is a nice haircut, you know. Remember when you used to have hair, Chumpion?

oh yeah and i was masturbating on the train. But know way she saw that because I was wearing a big trench coat. Oh yeah and did I ay she sat next to me? Sorry I meant I sat next to her and held a gun to her head and forced her to suck my cock. Damn it sure felt nice. When it was my stop I got up and splooged all over the door.

Next time I'm gonna play naughts n' crosses while she sucks me off.

Well, thats one way to ruin a perfectly good thread. I was having fun up until you splooged on the door!

Power to you if you can play naughts and crosses while getting head - you're a better man than me.

Oh thats right - head is not something you've had quite yet, is it? Just wait till your balls drop - girls might be a bit more interested in you......

Thats the last time I give you advice TROLL!!!!

Actually, I lied she didn't really suck my dick. I haven't had my dick sucked in a long time. It sucks (lol). Been like 4 or 5 months. Girls are pretty selfish, nowadays.

I'm gonna go have a wank brb

Signs of virginitis or desperation:

*SHE LOOKED AT ME SHE LOOKED AT ME SHE LOOKED AT ME*
*SHEWANTSMESHEWANTSMESHEWANTSME*
*THISISTTHISISIT*
-silence-
*I COULDA FUCKED HER!*

Wouldn't have hurtto smile...

Guys, I'm a virgin. How do I get laid?

Commit to relationships with insane women. Only way I've ever gotten any.

Ohhh Jack....

ive never had that problem

whenever a girl sits next to me on the local bus they always start the conversation like this

girl: do you mind if i sit here
me: no go ahead
girl: hey what's in the bag
me: rifle
girl: what you got that for
me: im going down to the range to shoot some targets
girl: oh cool

so i guess the best way to break the ice is to carry a rifle bag