I was out with two of my better friends, lets call them A and B. B brought a girl with him, let's call her C. I asked B if she was his girlfriend, to which he said no, and when I asked if she was his future one, he didn't reply. So, being horny as I am, took that as a no and started putting subtle moves on her for about an hour.

Well, as luck would have it, the one chick willing to fuck me (no, my girlfriend still ain't giving me shit) turned out to be his dream girl or something. She was showing interest in my, but when I went to get my friend's blessing, I asked him if he wanted to date her. Turns out he did, so I had to spend the next few hours undoing the attraction I had created. It was damn hard, considering I didn't want to bring out the gay/small penis/poor card.

Anyway, I felt like a dick the rest of the day because I had unintentionally cockblocked my friend. Thankfully, she was showing interest in him at the end of the night.

Other than that, I don't have a purpose to this thread. Stoned ramblings about cockblocking...

Your friend cockblocked....

Your friend cockblocked....

qfmft

One time I backed off from a chick for a friend, in the end, neither one of us fucked her. If he doesn't hit it/date it/at the very least pursue it, he owes you one.

But I have to agree, you didn't cockblock.

Be glad you did the right thing. You're a good friend.

That... and...

It was damn hard, considering I didn't want to bring out the gay/small penis/poor card.

That is an awesome idea to make a chick lose interest fast. The gay one never worked for me, it always piqued their interest more, but the small penis one... I love it.

Actually, I don't know... that could lead to an unwanted reputation....

I might just go with the poor card from now on.