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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-04-23, 01:59
stringfire stringfire is offline
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Default what's the worst that can happen?

It's spring I can't go another summer with out a girl... Sadly I'm embedded with fear of rejection. yes it's to but. I will go forth and talk to randoms girls. To prepare myself I need you to tell me all the rejections you have face how you have handle them.
Please make me a better man :(
Music currently listening too I don't think it's helping much::>
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Old 2007-04-23, 02:03
MaddMan MaddMan is offline
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Default Re: what's the worst that can happen?

The worst that can happen? Probably a restraining order, but don't let that stand in your way!
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Old 2007-04-23, 02:48
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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I can't go another summer with out a girl...

And that's why you fail
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Old 2007-04-23, 03:38
stringfire stringfire is offline
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And that's why you fail
With the extra time I have I will find and kill you:)
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Old 2007-04-23, 04:22
Defekt Defekt is offline
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your taste in music sucks
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Old 2007-04-23, 04:35
chumpion chumpion is offline
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Nothing say's I love you more than violating a restraining order. I think that was in a movie a few years ago......

You've been reading a few guides on the net, haven't you? To answer your question, nothing will happen. You'll get some strange looks, most chicks will simply ignore you, but a few will smile back and stop and chat.

Just have fun, and don't focus on pussy.
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Old 2007-04-23, 04:46
The God Damn Devil The God Damn Devil is offline
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There is a fine line between showing attention and stalking. My advice is find that line and cross it, immediately.

But I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you are a virgin. Basing that solely on that fact that 100 rejections is worth that shot at pussy. Might sound callous but(t) fuck it, I have a girlfriend, so I get rejected daily :)
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Old 2007-04-23, 04:48
chumpion chumpion is offline
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Might sound callous but(t) fuck it, I have a girlfriend, so I get rejected daily :)

Fuck dude - you sure your not married?
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Old 2007-04-23, 04:59
The God Damn Devil The God Damn Devil is offline
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Fuck dude - you sure your not married?

I'm sure. My balls are still attached. But on the real, I'm happy. It's such a relief to NOT have to go out and find a girl and pray she's into anal.
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Old 2007-04-23, 05:05
chumpion chumpion is offline
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I'm sure. My balls are still attached. But on the real, I'm happy. It's such a relief to NOT have to go out and find a girl and pray she's into anal.

lol - fair enough!
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Old 2007-04-23, 06:09
Bazzle Bazzle is offline
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And that's why you fail

When was the last fucking time you heard Yoda use a contraction?

MMM?
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Old 2007-04-23, 15:40
i poop in your cerial i poop in your cerial is offline
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Default Re: what's the worst that can happen?

what's the worst that can happen?

Well, i guess it would go something like this.

You talk to the girl, she invites you home.
Later that day you go to see her.
As you knock the door her father opens.
He grabs you by the neck and forces you inside, where his daughter is on the floor, crying.
He ties you to a chair, and starts cutting his daughters eyes out. He now demands you to fuck her skull if you want to live.
After you're done he rapes you with a club covered with sandpaper and razor blades. By now you've almost passed out, but the feeling of him punching nails into your balls makes you wake up. He then proceeds to cut off your ears, hanging you upside down in a rope, making you bleed to death.

And because you raped the girl, you're spending an infinite amount of time in hell.
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Old 2007-04-23, 22:39
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Why don't you get a girlfriend by Spring so you don't need to worry about finding a suitable girl during Summer, and keep said girlfriend for X ammount of years so you don't need to worry next summer.
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Old 2007-04-23, 22:47
chumpion chumpion is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Diesel
Why don't you get a girlfriend by Spring so you don't need to worry about finding a suitable girl during Summer, and keep said girlfriend for X ammount of years so you don't need to worry next summer.


Man - this is Totse!

Most of the teenagers on here haven't seen a pussy, except on the internet. But that doesn't stop them being experts on women.....

Go and get a girlfriend? Indeed!
 #15 
Old 2007-04-24, 00:24
milkygaybar milkygaybar is offline
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Default Re: what's the worst that can happen?

Quit listening to Linkin Park first. Once you have cleansed yourself of that single impurity, and ONLY THEN, begin on your mission to find a girl.
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Old 2007-04-24, 00:31
LazerViperMouth LazerViperMouth is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Defekt
your taste in music sucks



QFT.



Learn to get out, learn to listen to better music, learn to talk to girls, learn not to be a loser.
And then problem solved.
 
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