Theres a girl I like, alot, and I'm trying to get up the nerve to kiss here. So thats the situation. I've tried the cocky/funny attitude, but what sometimes happens is she laughs along and smiles, but spits it right back at me. Teasing at flaws about myself. Sometimes she takes it a little fucking personal at me, like on the borderline of insulting me, then realises she has, and gets sorry, but it just happens like a week later. What the fuck do I do?

tell her that she shouldnt make so much fun of you? or man up?

Rip her the fuck apart. She's testing you. Are you really a cocky bastard because you're better than her, or are you just putting up a front and are really weak?

QFT. I hope you aren't putting up a front, because it's great to go on a verbal rampage if you can do it well.

You need more practice at cocky and funny obviously.

You need to be able to come back to her comebacks - not many guys would be able to do that. If you can, you'll have her. Until then, she's the dominant one in the relationship.

Just move on, and find some other girls to practice on. Mabey the fact you just turned her down might prompt her to chase you - then it's back on.

This is what you fucking get for wearing masks.

BE YOUR FUCKING SELF.

Ok...IMPROVE YOUR FUCKING SHITTY SELF, AND THEN BE IT!

Never, under any circumstance, let her think her jokes hurt you. Every time she thinks she has the upperhand, punch her in the throat to let her know who's boss. She'll never disrespect you again.

She sounds like me. She probably doesn't even realise that she's getting too personal, things just get carried away (and this is coming from experience). If you see shit heading in this direction, try and divert the conversation or just stop it. Getting back at her by making her feel like shit isn't going to help you get with her, nor make you seem like a nice guy.
Also, she's probably testing the boundries with you (weather shes aware of it or not) to see how far she can push the humor with you, generally when you have this kinda personality (like myself) you can pick up pretty fast when you know when to stop with some people more then others - she's probably young and still doesn't know where the line lies.

I hope that makes sense cause she sounds exactly like me - or at least how I was when I was in my mid teens - took me a while to learn the line (and sometimes I do still prod at it :p ).

My boyfriend takes the piss too much aswell.

It was funny. Now it's just fucking annoying, and when he does it in front of people, completely and utterly embarrassing. Even when I tell him to not sit there in front of his mates and take the piss and just act a complete child (either doing something to me physically or sit there and say stuff about other girls he's fucked or how hot some chick is) he says he won't and does it anyway.

God I fucking hate it. I've been wanting to stab him for a few days now because of shit like this, and when I try telling him he's being an ass he totally ignore me.
Like the other night In didn't want sex because it was hurting really bad, so I'm there huddled up n he's like "What the fucks wrong with you now... you're just diseased... that's why, how else can you explain it" in a really harsh tone.

And he wonders why I feel totally inadequate when he's on about other girls and going on that his exs were "fully grown women" and I'm just a "little girl", to quote him.


Gahhh he needs to stop being a tosser and grow the fuck up.

But yea, I've totally veered off the subject.

Just tell her she's taking it too far. Or do it bad twice as harsh.

You need to grow the fuck up and dump him.

You need to grow the fuck up and dump him.

What's growing up got to do with anything? Lol

But yea, that's what I've been told by everyone I know.

Some guys have a really piss poor idea of what makes a joke.

When a girl starts picking at your flaws she is often trying to discourage you.

Duck, there's no reason for you to accept that kind of treatment.

Haha! That's awesome! He's my hero.


Idiot.

Sometimes she takes it a little fucking personal at me, like on the borderline of insulting me

Lmfao, you do realize that that is the fucking DEFINITION of cocky funny, right? You got owned, buddy. This girl is obviously way out of your league, forget about it.

don't TRY the cocky/funny attitude

..fucking be cocky and funny, just be a bastard. Girls love that, supposedly. Well, my ex did, until I picked on the handicapped.

It's fucked up, and he completely exaggerates about me and if he doesn't remember saying or doing something it's because I "makes things up in my head and imagine it happens because I'm so fucked in the head". And always blames me for everything. Don't know how I can get him to realise he's an arrogant asshole and it's probably why his ex told him she didn't love him and got really depressed. Bit like me, lol.

The whole point of taking the "cocky/funny" attitude is to build a chemistry between yous.

If you laugh and she teases you back, then it's part of the game.

Try the "kiss test" on her sometime.

For once I can agree with Euda. There's being funny and teasing but he's just acting like a cunt.

Give him a serious, you either sort this out, or I'm out of here style ultimatum.

For once I can agree with Euda. There's being funny and teasing but he's just acting like a cunt.

Give him a serious, you either sort this out, or I'm out of here style ultimatum.

Oh trust me I have.

I did that earlier aswell. He just gives off this "if you just leave me, I can find better" thing, he told me (when I tried to leave him before) if I just up and leave like that (huge fight, I told him to fuck off... it was at like midnight though) then he can replace me so easily. He also said "well I can't stop you if you wanna go, go" earlier when I told him I'm fed up.

It's just like, he thinks everything's my fault.

I mean when we fight, more often than not it's quite physical. Sure, normally I slap him or something out of frustration or because he's being really nasty, and fair enough for him to slap me back, but he doesn't just hit me back, he takes it too far.

One time he was drunk, woke up in the night trying to feel me up, when I wouldn't let him he was calling me a whore and hit me across my jaw. Then was saying sorry, I turned my back on him, then turned round when he was trying to cuddle me. Not long after I felt four random slaps across the face.

I got up to go to the bathroom, clearly upset. He laughed. Said it was funny, so I belted him and bruised his ear. Certainly stopped being drunk because he can only remember after I hit him.

He hit me when we got back in the bedroom, so I hit him back etc and he held me back and was hitting me and whatnot. Then spent 4 hours screaming at each other, which somehow turned into sex and kept calling me a whore and telling me to shut up, slapping me etc whenever I said something hurt or I didn't want to do something. I got so many insults.

He can be so spiteful. He doesn't even remember much of that morning.

Oh trust me I have.

I did that earlier aswell. He just gives off this "if you just leave me, I can find better" thing, he told me (when I tried to leave him before) if I just up and leave like that (huge fight, I told him to fuck off... it was at like midnight though) then he can replace me so easily. He also said "well I can't stop you if you wanna go, go" earlier when I told him I'm fed up.

It's just like, he thinks everything's my fault.

I mean when we fight, more often than not it's quite physical. Sure, normally I slap him or something out of frustration or because he's being really nasty, and fair enough for him to slap me back, but he doesn't just hit me back, he takes it too far.

One time he was drunk, woke up in the night trying to feel me up, when I wouldn't let him he was calling me a whore and hit me across my jaw. Then was saying sorry, I turned my back on him, then turned round when he was trying to cuddle me. Not long after I felt four random slaps across the face.

I got up to go to the bathroom, clearly upset. He laughed. Said it was funny, so I belted him and bruised his ear. Certainly stopped being drunk because he can only remember after I hit him.

He hit me when we got back in the bedroom, so I hit him back etc and he held me back and was hitting me and whatnot. Then spent 4 hours screaming at each other, which somehow turned into sex and kept calling me a whore and telling me to shut up, slapping me etc whenever I said something hurt or I didn't want to do something. I got so many insults.

He can be so spiteful. He doesn't even remember much of that morning.

That is absolutely ridiculous, there is no reason why you should put up with that bullshit, why the hell are you still with that guy?? It seems to me that he doesn't care very much for you at all if thats the way he acts!

That is absolutely ridiculous, there is no reason why you should put up with that bullshit, why the hell are you still with that guy?? It seems to me that he doesn't care very much for you at all if thats the way he acts!

I think I'm leaving him today.

All kicked off because he cummed on me then rolled over even though I told him last night it makes me feel like shit when he doesn't seem to wanna just chill for a bit, ya know? Sounds stupid, but he could have just done something when I told him it was shit.


We pretty much fought, got winded, lol. And got a mate coming to get me.

Apparently it's 100% my fault and I'm a bitch or whatever.


Ugh...

I wish he'd see what he does wrong.

before you go, when hes asleep, padlock his balls (through the lock), attach a chain to the lock- loop it round something he wont be able to get it off, like the slats on the bed.

throw away key.

seriously, he sounds like a bastard, it will teach him a lesson, and by symbolic and shit.


dont forget pics

First things first:

Do this to her.

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n116/withonef/jef%20myspace/bulletins/Cunt_Punt.jpg

Now seriously, just give her a good comeback when needed, but don't take it too far.

- Rabb

I wish he'd see what he does wrong.

Good choice.

It doesn't matter if he sees what is wrong if you aren't in the situation anymore. You can't take responsibility for his revolting actions and despicable choices. Hopefully, he'll learn on his own; if you're leaving, then it's not your job to point out the faults and mistakes. Leave and treat him as if he was dead; he has earned no better.

You know that what he's saying isn't true. Who cares what some asshole thinks? Because that is all he is, some asshole.

You'll find someone better; I'm sure it won't be hard to top this guy.

ok to the original person ofthis post who needed advice i can say 1 piece i always use


>>>make fun of her chest,woman will fall to thie rknees at this,its like tellin a guy his cock is ridiculily small,,,im tellin ya find somethin about it and nagg at her about it but ina jokingly way,or uhm in a serious way if shes sayin somethin serious about u,and never apologize!!woman will c this as a front if u instantly say sorry,but u can manipulate this sort of this endlessly,im tellin ya[and yes i know this is a very dirty thing to sasy o a woman,and almost no guy usses it so itll be unique tho

dont nag at something that shes sensitive about, or you're digging holes... make sure its playful, but with the "i dont really give a fuck regardless" attitude

You are so fucking British.

~Saint947

I swear to God woman just get up and leave.. there is no reason for you to stay with him.

This thread has been majorly hijacked mind..

Will not answer because you spelled "too" wrong.

Maybe the girl thinks you are genuinely just kidding around? Toughen up or tell her that you want to be serious for a change.