Anyone else have navigation problems when your trying to stick it in her? Heres a typical scenario with my gf:

Me: *Attempt 1*
GF: "Up a bit."
Me: *Attempt 2*
GF: "Up a bit!"
Me: *Attempt 3*
GF: "Down a bit!"
Me: *Attempt 4*

BINGO!

Why are women so complicated? Plus when your wearing a jonny you cant feel shit and its hard to tell where your putting it.

Ask for a map next time.

four attempts is a bit much - i usually lend a hand and guide it in myself.

Maybe you should stick to girls that arent morbidly obese.

But if you're hell bent on going hogging, just roll her in flourand look for the wet spot.

Now that is some good fucking advice.

=CK=

I should probably close this but it is horribly true.

Gets even worse with anal.

No man, the butt is easier to find.

=CK=

No man, the butt is easier to find.

It's easiest to find if you're aiming for the vagina, for some reason.

Ah yes, Peter Pan syndrome.

It's second star from the right and straight on till morning.

You have to be pretty accurate, and depending on the position - if you cant see what your doing its pretty tricky. Have to prod around a bit until you find the sweet spot.

i didn't realise it was that hard to find.. we've never had much problem

Hahah oh man, I had exactly same problem with 2 girls I've been with.

I've slipped into butt instead of pussy lol.

and i agree....asshole is easier to find than pussy.

Just get her to put it in.

I have never had that problem. Here's why: It's the only hole down there! What are you trying to do? Fuck her belly-button!?

Sticking something the size of my little finger into the hole in the middle of a bagel is easy .

However some of us, we're a bit bigger than digit size..you dig?

:P

^^^ Yeh he knows the story. ^^^

Sticking something the size of my little finger into the hole in the middle of a bagel is easy .

However some of us, we're a bit bigger than digit size..you dig?

:P

Wow, you've got a fucking huge little finger. Honestly, I would go see a doctor. Elephantitis of the hands can be very serious in grown men, 'specially when they're too big to Jackit. How are you typing? Do you use your tongue?

Yes, the only hole. If you don't count the other two.

Yes, the only hole. If you don't count the other two.

Teh arse n teh urethra. You knew damn well what I mean. The only hole in that general location. There's no way you could fit dick into a urethra unless it was some really fucked up chick.

Wow, you've got a fucking huge little finger. Honestly, I would go see a doctor. Elephantitis of the hands can be very serious in grown men, 'specially when they're too big to Jackit. How are you typing? Do you use your tongue?

Lamest retort ever.

^^ I concur.

This has never happened to me, but I have known people who have "missed" and gotten accidental anal because of girlfriends who don't want to embarass them... its lulz material.

I loled. Hard.

I find that echo-location works the best in these situations.

I normally find if it goes in the wrong hole I know about it pretty quick.....

Seriously dude - it ain't hard to fint the top of the clit. Just rub from the top down with your dick, and slide it straight in when you get to the wet bit.

Or use your fingers.

Or ask her to help.

Or be a man, and ask her frind to help.

And if all else fails, a shoehorn will help.

Hands up who can spot the virgins in this thread????? I can see a couple.....

This thread has had me laughing...very...very hard.

Think it also depends on the shape and size of her labia - think maybe girls with smaller labia tend to be easier to navigate.

Just sometime, asshole can get wet and...slippy, ya know?

My girlfriend is pretty tight and it's hard for me to get it in when I can't actually see it, as the condom desensitizes enough that I can't really feel around with it. She usually lends a hand - quite literally - to guide it in right off the bat so we don't have to mess about too much. After we've been going for a bit (of if I fingered her plenty beforehand) then it's much easier to slide it right in.

Truly man, if you just go nice and slow as youre orienting yourself there shouldnt be a problem.

lol thats funny

Just sometime, asshole can get wet and...slippy, ya know?

Yeah, but if you start at the clit and move down, and the first wet hole you come to is her arsehole, you've either done something hugely wrong, or your chick is so not into you she just shit herself.....

Just stick it in her mouth.

Don't even aim. Just do the most powerful, vulgar thrusts you can muster and hope for the best.

I'm going to be honest. I only had that problem once or twice when I first started. I'll admit my first girlfriend was a bit of a porker, but the navigation down there wasn't too hard.

My next girlfriend was thinner, but she got really wet and had rather larger than normal labia. She was also tighter than anyone else I had been with. Those are the most difficult ones to find your way around in my opinion. It only taken me 2 attempts though. All you need to do is run your penis around with a small amount of forward pressure applied. If you can find her clitoris, it's straight down from there.

I think its slightly easier when shes on top and you can guide yourself in as she lowers herself on to you. Harder in missionary where you cant see a thing.

grab your cock one handed-style, thumb sticking out a little further than your head is, and find the hole... proceed with guiding you buddy inside... its really not hard

edit: it actually has to be hard though... so i guess its hard

I just tape a laser pointer to my penis. If lasers work for snipers why can't they work for me?

Yeah, but if you start at the clit and move down, and the first wet hole you come to is her arsehole, you've either done something hugely wrong, or your chick is so not into you she just shit herself.....

Lol, dont tell me. you never rubbed your dick on pussy before you go in? down-up-down-up-down-oops.