Right, cast:
Me
A Nerd Friend of Mine
A Girl in the year below us who I used to be madly in love with (blew it)

Short Version:
Im giving the nerd advice on how to get the girl, cuz so far hes been following her around and buying her stuff.
But when im around them she seems very interested in me.

Now, the nerd (shouldnt call him that) is madly in love with her. I have been giving him advice on how to get her which he badly needs cause up until now hes mostly been listening to her whine about her family and buying her stuff.

Yesterday after school, the two of them and her friend were waiting for the bus together. I ride the same bus so I had to approach them and burst his little bubble. Now, I tried to take up as little space as possible and let him run his game, I even talked to the her friend as to be a good wingman.

The problem was, the Girl in question was quite obviously interested in me. She always found a way to stand or sit next to me, she laughed at my shittiest jokes and kept touching me after I told her not to.
And this almost exact same incident happend some weeks ago when I was (deliberately) cockblocking a fat wigger. (the nerd was present then too)

I'm not asking totse what to do, I've already made up my mind not to pursue this chick. It would completely crush my friend AND he knows a shit loads of my darker secrets thanks to late night msn sessions with booze involved.

Discuss, female psychology perhaps and what I could to do fix this and what my friend should do.
Sigh...high school man...

Just tell her to fuck off you pansy.

See, the thing about chicks in highschool is: once you stop caring, you get as much pussy as you want. As long as you try for that shit, you don't get any. You're not helping the little guy out because as long as he relies on you for information on women he's destined to fail. You, however, stopped trying to get with the girl so she now wants what no longer desires her. Who cares about the nerd? Fuck the bitch and then let him catch her on the rebound when you crush her. It'll be fun, like Mike Damone from Fast Times.

I tried telling him almost the exact thing you said.
That he had to stop being so damn needy and all over her. He almost beat me up when I suggested the concept of being "hard to catch"

Sigh...
He's hopeless.

He bought her chocolate when he was going to her place because he remembered that she was out of money and really liked this one kind of chocolate.

I'd gladly fuck this bitch (she is) but then I'll be 'that guy'
Everyone will know that I betrayed a (sort of) close friend and I'll be fucking shunned for the rest of the year.

I guess I could act like a loser around her so she becomes disinterested, but she's the gossipy type and that would fuck up my chances with anyone else

You really should have seen this coming.

You'd think so...

Btw, is your name pronounced like a sneeze?

like "gad-chooks!"

Cause thats how Im saying it..

Btw, is your name pronounced like a sneeze?

like "gad-chooks!"

Cause thats how Im saying it..

I have no idea.

Honestly, I wasn't really a big fan of my user name at first. It was just the first random word that popped into my head while I was signing up on totse, also while intoxicated. I had no idea I'd be sticking around this long.

But the name grew on me.