Despite all my girlfriends, the best sex I ever had was about a year ago. I was it my friends house, drunk as a motherfucker and cained out of my mind.. This girl ive known for a while was there, she was on the computer and I was on the couch while the rest of our friends were swimming and grilling outside.. I looked her and she smiled.. i blantly asked "Wanne fuck?" she said 'yeah' and we both ran into my friends parents bedroom and started fucking like rabbits.. I didnt give a fuck if she liked it or not.. Id fuck her in the throat, stick it back in her cunt, go down on her, stick it back in her mouth, lick her ass (which probably wasnt a good idea) whatever the fuck I felt like doing.. Thats not the best part.. I started doing her from behind and she suddenly turns around and throws me on the bed and tells me "I can only cum when im ontop" then she rode me like a fuckig race horse.. I felt like god..

One month later she goes out with the kid who's house I nailed her in. He still has no idea and she didnt put out to him up until a few weeks ago. She gave him some bullshit story about her wanting to make sure he was the right guy.

Bitches man, im telling you.

Meh....

You looking for a skippy badge, or a chest to pin it on?

I don't know about the best but I can sure tell you about the worst.

I was at the computer and some fucker on a couch asked me if I wanted to fuck.
I was like what the hey and decided to give it a go.
so we went in my friends parents bedroom and he kept sticking it in my throat and shit and he licked my ass a couple times.
Not only did he have a small dick but sucked at oral and couldn't use his dick.
Then I decided to sit on top of him and pretend to cum just so he'd shut up.

You all know Tsunami, right? My best sex was when I bent her over in my basement a couple years back.

I got stuck driving some chick home 45 minutes away FROM MY PARTY, i was semi drunk (probably shouldnt have been driving but it was worth it) and she was pretty gone. I used some really shitty pick up lines and ended up with her giving me road head.

So i pull over, ironically, onto a deserted rural road called "lovely lane" and we went at it. It was the perfect combination of a full days worth of flirting and drinking, culminating in hot sweaty sex in the back seat of a car. Great combination of hot, sweaty, rough, loud, moaning hair pulling sex.

Plus she was fucking hot. And fucked like a minx. Then i got to go home and drink more, and then end up in bed with yet another chick. Damn that was a good night.

I ran into a chick I used to work with at a bar after seeing a few bands play. I was off my tits and most of my mates had left and it was just me and one other guy.

Long story short, my mate bailed on me and I went home with this chick and had filthy drunken sex all night.

Then I had to go to work the next day, still half drunk with no sleep and work with said girl.

I had sex with her a couple of dozen times after that, and it never got awkward.

On meth, a few months ago.... i fucked some random bitch and when i came i started twitching and moaning reallllly loud.


i should have fucking make a video of it, it was soo hot.

first nigth in my boyfriend's new place, just finished off the last of his bush. we christened that house like woah

best sex ive had was not made to be special.... it just happened, her on top on my couch butt naked...

I don't know man. I hate when someone askes that question. The best sex I've ever had? Hell, sex is good. Sex is real good. The only time it's not the best, is when it's the worst. Then, it just plain sucks.

It was the time I saw a kaleidascope of neon colors afterwards, or the time we were both raw from fucking but we kept at it for another 2 hours. Or maybe a different time. The last couple times were shitty.

This one time, at this party. This passed out girl.

Do you ever wonder what answers you would get if you asked the most boring people you know this question..?

I mean people with no imagination, who have no kinks?