http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3152/1467932746lhh7.jpg

This is my girlfriend i met on myspace.We been so close ever since..tonight i plan to take her to the movies.She gets jealous quick if i talk to any other girl on the phone.Say's she dont want to lose me for nothing.But i let her know that wont happen.I been happy ever since i met her on myspace..thank god for myspace.She loves video games so thats a big plus.She caint woop me on soul caliber 3 but she can kick ass on Guitar hero.I let her know just cause she my girl im not going to go easy on her on video games.Im going to buy her a 360 for her birthday nextweek but she dont know yet..waite till she see's it. Later!!!

This is a troll for any noobs that dont know. Please do not feed the troll. Just wait till a mod comes.

Well, good for you then.

thanks man! i want to get her a ps3 but their so damn expensive. but i know im lucky to have her so idk.

She is so fucking hot!!

Fuck her for me man!!

Man the harpoons.

Hurry!, every one grab their lanterns!

Kill the beast!

dont let her blow you.. she will swallow your dick..

roflmao

dear god I really fucking hope this is a troll

I have seen that fucking picture before.

If you're going to troll at least do something original, something that even a relative newcomer like myself wouldn't recognize as a shitty clone of an old troll thread that wasn't very good to begin with. FAILHAMMER.

I saw the same exact troll thread before. Not funny, not funny at all.

Does this mean you're not going to rob the jewelry store anymore?

get the pitchforks boys

BAHAHAHAHAHNBAHA.

Damn she's hot.

where is the rest of her... not memory in the camera

Got a paper bag by any chance?

wow... buy me a 360 while you're at it... money spent like that on chicks(especially that soon) is a waste of $$$ you'll be kickin yourself in the end...

Shitty troll thread is shiiiiiittttttyyyy

Wow i know a girl who looks just like that...............freaky mang

in aus though.

Man the harpoons.

hahahahahahahaha

the harpoons are going to do nothing to this one

heh

Nuke the whales

Man the harpoons.

laughing fo fucking hard :D

same for
everyone get their lanterns (torches and pitchforks work)
and
KILL THE BEAST!
(i havent worked out how to put multiple quotes in a single post)

my god, looks like the gorilla that escaped from the local zoo.

haven't people got any fucking standards anymore?! jesus christ.

http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/whaling_harpoon_canon_and_harponer.jpg

†Jesus†

Man the harpoons.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you and me both

I aint clicking that link til a S&A mod has verified it's not malicious.

hahaahaha, man beast!

don't waste your money man!
buying shit for girls never works!
EVER!

That's no girl. Thar be a humpback whale.

The exact same thread was posted months ago. I can't remember who posted it though.

Doesn't load. Totse effect a la Slashdot/Digg effect? Post a mirror.

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3152/1467932746lhh7.jpg
That's the pic.

heh. i c wat u did thar.

I really hope she's really good at guitar hero :/

http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/whaling_harpoon_canon_and_harponer.jpg

†Jesus†

even funnier than the original harpoon thing

Fuck the pitch forks, we are going to need a mob of angry farmers, that thing has been eating the cattle...whole

http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/whaling_harpoon_canon_and_harponer.jpg

†Jesus†

hahaha i love how the lad in that has a mullet deep down it makes me smile.:D

Nice to see that the "Free willie" campaign was a success...

nice to know someone finds this funny...this is such a fucking old idea.

ahh the picture made me laugh.

i can't believe people still wonder if threads like these are trolls.

I didnt think it was malicious, just a picture of a womam, if you can call her that...

Anyways, Grab the torches and pitch forks, Any one up for a good ol' fassion tar and feather?

Seen this thread before.
And, this pic screams,
I'm so goth i shit bats.

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says man I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way.
She sits on her ass he works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday.

Yeah.. I think you get the idea.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.....? I expect the next message of him is like:
"Guys we were making out and i shoved her new ps3 remotecontroller when my mommy came in got scared and sayed:" You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."

"Guys we were making out and i shoved her new ps3 remotecontroller when my mommy came in got scared and sayed:" You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."

What the jesus?

it's a clone thread. didnt get it from totse but it could have been posted here before. i thought it was funny. but it wasnt funny as it was where i read it. the comments were more funny.

Dating rule #1

Never post your girlfriends picture on totse.

I'm sure she's a dear though, good for you.

you know what? fuck the pitchforks. We need to blot out the sun with arrows and kill this elephant. After all, "THIS IS SPARTA"(Dose cool war cry)