Has anyone gotten this? I was having a really intense jackin' off session in combination with meditation and visualization, so I was trying to make the fantasies as real as possible. Why settle for anything less? Induce a lucid dream, or induce a lucid reality, or lucidly realize your reality is a dream.

What?

No, forget all that, the point is, I reached a point where I lost all identification with my body and my basic ingrained biology (I saw through all the bullshit), and even all my psychological kinks that bring about personal fetishes. I started thinking to myself, "What would it be like to be the girl in this fantasy? What would it be like to be the chair? What would a random stranger see it as? What would Jesus do?"

Like, I realized masturbation is so fucking ridiculously stupid, a fucking tribute to biology and chemistry. Why are we so addicted to muscle contractions and a release of chemicals? They're some damn good chemicals...

although I did see something more than just biology from it all: by controlling my breathing and being completley aware of the appropriate muscles, I was able to stay on the very edge & peak of orgasm for what seemed like an intensely long time. I think with some practice I could keep it going for over a minute...

anyway, have you ever toyed with reality so much that when you masturbate you can't stop thinking you're a chair?

have you ever toyed with reality so much that when you masturbate you can't stop thinking you're a chair?

No, no I can't say I have

lol

Thats one fucked up masty right there

Ha weird...

yah weird

No, I'm afraid I have never imagined that I am a chair during masturbation.

anyway, have you ever toyed with reality so much that when you masturbate you can't stop thinking you're a chair?

That is now my favourite quote ever.

Agreed, gotta be one of the best quotes ever!


I think the only time Ive had something similar to what you are saying is after a week of getting penetrative sex from my ex girfriend, I was suddenly stuck with my right hand again - in short I wasnt getting any stimulation from it! It ended up going on for what seemed like hours and in the end I my mind just ended up wandering and I found myself thinking some equally fucked up shit!

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hahaha, apparently this isn't a very common problem. :p

Damn... Dissapointed. When I first saw the title of the thread, I thought it said "dislocation during masturbation"... Shame.

Gorilla

Ive never masturbated on acid, no.

Im just curious, but how did u detach yourself from reality? Sorry about this going off topic, but it doesnt look like the thread will go anywhere else.

yah weird


UR A FAGGIT!

UR A FAGGIT!

You just said that to yourself.

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Rizzo thanks for the stuff I'll try it... later

Yeah as requested, please provide with an accurate description of how you reached the point where your mind was messing with you. What techniques did you use for meditation, or achieving this seemingly lucid dream-like state in a waking state?
You, imagining yourself being in different perspective points during fantasies sounds very much like lucid dreaming to me. I can relate.

Stoned as fuck + total acceptance of everything + reading Carlos Castaneda all night = imma chargin' mah realitah

I remember the way I got it to work was that as I was fantasizing, I controlled my breathing and killed my internal monolouge. I would slip back into it every now and then, and that was the only time I was actually horny. Then I'd lasp back in and I'd have a really clear picture of what was going on but then to complete it I had to see it from all perspectives.

And then by just being aware of my muscles, I was able to strech that pre-orgasm peak for quite some time and well I won't get into the messy details. :p

One time while I was masturbating I thought I'd transcended space and time.

Ends up I'd fallen out of my chair and knocked myself out.

Big let down.

hahahaha

all you need to do to transcend time is stand out at night and look at nothing in particular, then try to find the time "now". Try to find the smallest unit of time possible. What is a moment?

Now, try to identify the past. Now, the future. The present?

ghaaauh?

Then, don't sleep for several days.

incorporating mind altering chemicals will of course be helpful

Both this quote and the chair one gave me great lulz.

+1!

When I orgasm, I often think of something I'm afraid of (most often, death). I find that this can be like a therapy. When you orgasm you're being blasted with endorphins, and for that few moments, you are in a state of fearlessness. Try it out for a while, it works.

This thread is hilarious. Yes i do know what your talking about however, be carefull it's possible to get very... confused when you do this.