So basically tomarrow theres no way I'm not fucking one or the other they both want my dick hardcore. The hot girlfriend, is pretty hot, she left her purse at my house so she has to come get it, and theres no way if I just pull my dick out she won't get on her knees. Hes not even REALLY my friend, hes more like this dude I know thats pretty cool.


Alternatively, theres this somewhat chunky slutty bitch that would pull my dick out FOR me and start sucking it, and ironically she has a boyfriend too but I don't know who he is so fuck him. Shes not THAT bad, shes got a nice ass and titties, but like, shes got a double chin. Damn straight I'd fuck her, but like, I wouldn't take pictures of it.



So do I betray this dude I don't really know and get the topnotch punani or do I go buy a brownbag?

They both have boyfriends.

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Yeah but, I don't know the chunky sluts boyfriend, therefore he isn't a bro that I have to put infront of a ho. I'm confident I could fuck either boyfriend up.


I just really want to fuck something, but I don't want it to be like "Yeah okay this is better then jacking off atleast" fuck, like some shit I'll remember. I got shafted with babysitting passed out assholes this weekend so I missed my chance, and theres this other bitch that been at my house but her BF I'm tight with so I won't hit it.

Nah, dude. You gotta have something better than that lined up or else, shit man, you've really got nothing.

do whatever the fuck you want, just do it good.

Not for tomarrow? Like I said, tomarrow, theres no way I'm not fucking one or the other.

The fuck happened to you rizzo, you majorly over-chilled-out bitch.

Sub-something: I mean bitch in an affectionate way.

The fuck happened to you rizzo, you majorly over-chilled-out bitch.

Sub-something: I mean bitch in an affectionate way.

man, if it's not one thing, it's the other

which means that nothing I've ever said has ever been right, but to make up for it I'm constantly changing and evolving.

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Do neither of them, or do both of them

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The fuck? This was never in my integrated mathematics class.

Yeah this just dawned on me. Fuck the chunky bitch first cuz she has to be home early, call the hot GF and tell her I gotta do something or other and to come over right after the chunky bitch leaves. High five!

Youre talking about these girls like you have to pick one out of a catalogue or something.

Sounds to me like castration is in order.

man, if it's not one thing, it's the other

which means that nothing I've ever said has ever been right, but to make up for it I'm constantly changing and evolving.

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2| no
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Goddamn rizzo.

Let's double-team a fucking hottie.

They both have bf's, thus your a piece of shit. But they are not better so yer fuck either, but make sure you fuck one of them in the ass then blow on their face +1

Good Day Sir.




Oh and post PIXISPXIXPXIPS@!!@##

the hot girl. fuck friendships.

Goddamn rizzo.

Let's double-team a fucking hottie.

I'm down.

you seriously need to think about this. the question you should be asking yourself is 'why am i asking &T this?'

what you need to do is fuck the both of them.

you = ghey.

Always go for the chunky bitch. Less risk, more fun.

That's my method, at least. But I like my women thick.