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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-04-19, 02:45
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Ok so I walk to lunch with my friends, one of which is a girl and she has a friend thats a girl that comes too. Her friend is blonde and a bit shorter than average, but hot nonetheless. So we were talking and she asks who has their virginity? I said me and she said "well i could take that but you need to wear a condom" I said "thats awesome" and kinda shrugged it off. But it stuck in my head. So today after lunch, she kinda just says "damn i got no one that walks the same way as me" so my class in on the whole opposite side of the school. I offered to go with and this other guy (my friend) followed. I walked her to class and went on my way to my class. So what kind of shot do I have if any? And any tips to improve it?
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Old 2007-04-19, 02:55
jojabr jojabr is offline
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Um, well it sounds a lot like you're in middle school. But if you're set on it and you think she's not kidding, just hang out with her on the weekends, get drunk, and go with the flow. That's about it.
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Old 2007-04-19, 03:02
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Close. I'm in High School. I really like her and wouldn't mind making her my girlfriend but I don't know how to seal the deal and get her to go out with me lol. It seems like just friends at the moment.
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Old 2007-04-19, 03:19
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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she said she'd deflower you and you want her as a girlfriend....don't do it bro just tap the ass and leave it at that it will make things a hell of alot easier

btw, your friend played a major cockblock by following ya'll
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Old 2007-04-19, 03:32
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Yeah he is bi and I really don't like him too much. He makes a lot of serious gay jokes and I am sorta uncomfortable around him plus he's a hillbilly lol. But I wanna bone her :D
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Old 2007-04-19, 03:49
LazerViperMouth LazerViperMouth is offline
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I think it was more of a joke then a serious thing.

Bring it up casually or bring it up while your drunk with her.
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Old 2007-04-19, 03:59
graphite graphite is offline
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btw, your friend played a major cockblock by following ya'll

You shoulda been like "We're good man".
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Old 2007-04-19, 04:48
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"Hey you...I walked you to class and you offered me sex...I'd say it's time to pay up!"

Tell her you think it would be a good if you guys went out together sometime or something. Girls like it when you're blatantly obvious and up front with your words.

That's why guys who stammer and look shy get shot down a lot more often than guys who will outright say "You, me, beer, now!"
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Old 2007-04-19, 05:08
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Originally Posted by psycho_8b
"Hey you...I walked you to class and you offered me sex...I'd say it's time to pay up!"

Tell her you think it would be a good if you guys went out together sometime or something. Girls like it when you're blatantly obvious and up front with your words.

That's why guys who stammer and look shy get shot down a lot more often than guys who will outright say "You, me, beer, now!"


While I wish I could agree with you, girls are fucked up creatures. It's best to outwit them, chloroform them, or get them horny for you and have them do all the work.

However, psycho's line is brilliant. It gives you a lot of room to maneuver, allowing you to play it off as a joke or in seriousness depending on the situation.
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Old 2007-04-19, 21:21
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I'm not a very ballsy person but I gotta try that. She said after lunch today "Hey anyone wanna skip next class and go to the park and just chill" she kinda hinted at me, but I didn't wanna get fucked over I skipped too much already and I'm in deep shit. I couldn't afford to again.
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Old 2007-04-20, 01:01
Dangerousmind Dangerousmind is offline
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Ask her out on a date. Just say "Hey, do you want to go *wherever you want to take her* this friday?" You dont have to tell her its a "date" but if she asks "are you asking me out?" say yes.

If she says yes, thats a very good sign. If on the date she shows affection (i.e. touching you, holding hands, maybe even a kiss) you're in; and at the end of the night if you thought things went well give her a nice long romantic kiss. Dont even think about it, just do it! Do all that successfully and i guarantee you will be inside of her within 2 weeks.
 
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