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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-04-18, 23:45
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Fear 
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The Best and Worst Day of My life.
Okay, lets start with before today:
A girl which I liked went out with my best friend, yeah, a real pisser, but oh well.
Today, he broke up with her and she gave me a note inviting me to the Vans Warped Tour, and I of course said yes. Now, we exchanged notes again. Now supposedly we're b/f and g/f. And she really is cute and man, she's just awesome over-all.
So, I was walking home and she asked me if I minded if she walked with me and I said no and so we walked home talking and talking some more. She said she had to pick up her little sister from school. ( we were walking )
Okay so we get there and she's not there, too bad, so we're walking back acrossed this little field and she says she should probably go home and then asks if she should get a hug, so I hug her and she kisses me. ( my first kiss, its embarrasing I know, so stfu ) and so she says "well, nevermind, i'll get in trouble either way, so I think i'll go home with you." and i said sure and so we go to my house. I'm in and I take a quick shower and then we're off to a friend's house.
We got to the friends house and she goes and gets him while I go and get this other friend, the friend I was going to can't come out, but the one she went and got can. So we go to this other friends house. Hung around, played pool and some xbox.
Fast forward through 3 hours of that and so we're walking back to my house. The police pull up and ask " You must be Megan **rner, put your hands behind your back" and so he cuffs her. Me and my friend converse with the cop about exactly what we've been doing and where we've been. We leave, they take Megan with them and i'm feeling terrible right about now.
I have a relative pick me up and I run back to my house and get her stuff so I can give it to her at school tomorrow, while we pass the Police Station I see her in there and have my relative turn around so I can directly give it to her. I go in and she's crying ( this is really fucking me up to see her cry ) and so I give her stuff to her, she says thanks and i'm about to leave and the mom asks if I have anything to say for myself and I pretty much give her the whole story about it. I leave and here i'm at home drowning in guilt and regret.
I have something great happen to me and I manage to fuck it up in 1 day.
I'm amazing.
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#2
 2007-04-18, 23:56
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Kablisti 
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
If that made you that happy then once you lose your virginity your going to go apeshit.
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#3
 2007-04-19, 00:05
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Fear 
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
I doubt it.
Losing my virginity isn't really all full of love and sincerity.
Its just sex. Sorry.
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#4
 2007-04-19, 00:12
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
Its just sex.
Which is why hes going to go apeshit even more, because thats all that guys actually care about.
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#5
 2007-04-19, 00:17
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Fear 
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
Which is why hes going to go apeshit even more, because thats all that guys actually care about.
I am a guy, and its not all I care about.
In fact, I hardly care about it at all. It'll happen, yeah, sure, but i'm not like " ARE WE GONNA DO IT NOW?!?!?!?!"
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#6
 2007-04-19, 00:26
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
I am a guy, and its not all I care about.
In fact, I hardly care about it at all. It'll happen, yeah, sure, but i'm not like " ARE WE GONNA DO IT NOW?!?!?!?!"
Lulz, virgin quote. Wait till you get laid and it will all seem clearer.
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#7
 2007-04-19, 00:27
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Pseud0nym 
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
Sorry, I must be really slow today, but how exactly did you fuck it up? And why is she in a cop station being arrested?
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#8
 2007-04-19, 00:29
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i11uminati 
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
theres a girl named meggan turner that lives around me. but, as you can see, she spells her name with 2 g's.
she'll probably tell the police that you kidnapped her and tried to rape her just to get herself out of trouble
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#9
 2007-04-19, 00:34
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GHS ANARCHIST 
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
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Originally Posted by Pseud0nym
Sorry, I must be really slow today, but how exactly did you fuck it up? And why is she in a cop station being arrested?
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im guessing that her mom called the cops when she didnt come home which is fear's fault technically
duuuuuuuhhh.......
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#10
 2007-04-19, 01:07
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The Humble Noob 
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
im guessing that her mom called the cops when she didnt come home which is fear's fault technically
duuuuuuuhhh.......
I highly fucking doubt they cuffed her just to bring her home.
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#11
 2007-04-19, 01:31
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
WTF happend to 48 hours before you're a missing person?
Unless her parents are Ubernazis I doubt much will happen, they were probably just worried, unless they were all "OMG U W3R3 T3H RAPING 0R DOTTR".
Just see what happens tomorrow. The important thing is if she still wants to be with you, because if that is really true, than nothing else will matter.
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#12
 2007-04-19, 03:24
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skimask_check 
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
please update this tomorow
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#13
 2007-04-19, 12:13
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Mindless Xyzzyean 
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
So... What actually happened?
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#14
 2007-04-19, 12:24
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Without Trying 
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
You kind of missed out the most vital piece of information in your story.
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#15
 2007-04-19, 12:37
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
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Originally Posted by Without Trying
You kind of missed out the most vital piece of information in your story.
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Without even trying.
Why was she arrested? This entire story makes no fucking sense unless you tell us.
If you don't, this thread is absolutely fucking useless.
Here I'll prove it:
1. You and girl were having a great time.
2. She got arrested.
3. What the fuck?
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#16
 2007-04-19, 14:23
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
Why was she arrested? This entire story makes no fucking sense unless you tell us.
If you don't, this thread is absolutely fucking useless.
qft
what the fuck, OP? who the fuck taught you how to tell stories like this?!
shit.
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#17
 2007-04-19, 16:06
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BluryVision 
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
lol y u suck at stories?
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#18
 2007-04-19, 18:14
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The fine line between genius and madness
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
I reread the damn thing 3 times trying to figure out what happened.
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#19
 2007-04-19, 18:33
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
What's that, Winston? They caught you and Megan kissing on the telescreens and now the thought police are going to take you both to the Miniluv?
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#20
 2007-04-19, 18:47
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The fine line between genius and madness
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
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Originally Posted by Mr.Happy
What's that, Winston? They caught you and Megan kissing on the telescreens and now the thought police are going to take you both to the Miniluv?
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HAHAHAHA!!
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#21
 2007-04-19, 18:48
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Mr. Stabby 
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
Bah??
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#22
 2007-04-19, 19:37
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
WHats going on??????? 
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#23
 2007-04-19, 19:53
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RemadE 
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
obviously the cops wanted her
fuck it
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#24
 2007-04-20, 03:09
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
So what exactly did she get arrested for?
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#25
 2007-04-20, 03:16
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
bump
EDIT: The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen it to at least 5 characters.
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#26
 2007-04-20, 03:31
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Re: The Best and Worst Day of My life.
Lulz, virgin quote. Wait till you get laid and it will all seem clearer.
Which is precisely WHY you want to wait for somebody special to lose your virginity with - cause if the chick only fucks you 2 or 3 times, or once even, you'll be desperate for more. BUT, if it's part of a stable relationship, you get months/years of sex!
...virgin quote.
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