This is going to sound like something out of a high-school show on Disney or something, but here's my situation.

I don't have time to get a job or anything, I have nothing valuable to sell, and I really need to make enough money to get two tickets to a concert, plus cost of a cheap dinner, transportation and an overpriced tshirt for my boyfriend's birthday. And I'm under 18, so no high-pay low-effort sexy jobs for me. How the hell can I come up with the money?

So far I've drawn a blank on ideas except recycling cans and bottles, or stealing, which I really would not like to do. I'd like to earn this somehow, otherwise the gift doesn't mean quite so much.

I am in need of ideas, and fast. If not of how to make money, where to get a shitload of copper to turn in for cash.

You could sell your body.

Post a picture of yourself and we might be able to work somthing out.

ask you parents to give it to you, or at least a loan or something.

Dealing drug seems to be the generic &T answer.

More helpful [legal] options might be mowing lawns and there would be more but i gtg.

barrow it, and tell us how much starting cash you have.

if you know of young kids who want alcohol, and you have connections, sell them alcohol at a profit to you.

I've gotten that response so many times it's actually starting to be funny again.

I will pay you $250 to give me a hand job. see? we both get a little something out of it.

return beer bottles, walk dogs, mow lawns, babysitt... idk

then why the hell did you post. silly bitch.

i love the sound of that insult

OP, you should have been more prepared. Sad to say, theres not really anything you could do. Next time, get ready beforehand. Even if you mowed lawns every day, you wouldnt have enough money

and beer bottles might get you 40 cents

EDIT- oh yeah, idea. take a chunk of the 75 from your parents. Ask them nicely. If you have a job, they will probably trust you to pay them back. Or, if its THAT urgent, just steal it. But pay them back, meanie poo