Due to some recent accusations that resulted in searches at my school, I have decided to give these people what they accused me of sort of....

They have said two times that i had enough firearms and explosives on me at school to pull a columbine type shooting. Well now i am finally pissed off and i have a plan.

The Idea is to wear a trenchcoat and have a large rucksack and two duffels on me walking into the school. I have a legitimate excuse for the duffels as i have to carry wood into shop sometimes for my woodworking projects. My latest one will require two duffel bags to carry the wood in. And It will be pouring rain tommorrow so I have an excuse for the trench coat.

How it works

This idea is playing off of the Paranoia created by columbine and most recently the vtech shootings.

So just how bad of an idea is this and what am i risking?

Its a bad idea and your risking life in prison and/or death.

well do you normally, if so i wouldn't, but if you don't normally then go for it i guess

This could very well shut down you're school for the entire day, with you getting completely off the hook, GO FOR IT!

i like it as long as u have a legitimate excuse all they(facility) can do is bitch a little if even that

Well, do you ever have enough weapons/explosives on you at school to start a...fuck it, you don't need to have any weapons or explosives on you at school.

But regardless, do the trenchcoat duffel bag thing. What's the worst that could happen? They search your bags and find you're wood (pun intended), and ask you to remove your oversized raincoat.

Do it to be the hardcore. (t3h h4rdc0r3)

What I love about it is that I have completely legitimate excuses for all of the items.
If i wanted to i could place one of the peices of wood to look like a gun in a bag.

Do it! That's a great idea, update us after you've done it.

and don't puss out

How am i risking life in prison? and if I do get shot that cop is going to be neck deep in shit.

wait? are you going to shoot people or are you going to just bring all of that shit in to scare people? if ur going to shoot ppl, go for it, its better than plain ol suicide and u will be remembered. if its just a scare, fuck make the wood gun-shaped to add the lulz. and put oddly shaped pieces in your coat to make it even more suspicous/gun-looking.

tell me your plans in a bit more detail my friend...